Sloth Thread Part XIII: Looks get you matches, game gets you smashes

[bee su]

i am 5 years younger now. lets see if that changes anything.

[BRBMakingMoney]

This doesn't work, as every time you reset your account (I reset weekly to maximize my matches) it will check the age of your account and charge you the appropriate price.

Set it to age 26 or 27 or whatever (even younger if you want) then just hide your age with premium and keep it at that age. Put your real age in your profile or just leave it off and tell girls whatever you want when they match.

Or work out a way to make an extra $10 a month, pay for Tinder plus as a 30 something year old, and call it even. I bet you could create a female catfish account, plonk it in Sydney and make $400 a month just from chatting to thirsty guys and convincing them to pay you just for the chance to take you out to dinner.

[Judge_Joe_Brown]

Tour's officially over boyos, got me a girlfriend with a 10/10 personality. Met her parents last week as well.

[Silencespeaks]

Tour's officially over boyos, got me a girlfriend with a 10/10 personality. Met her parents last week as well.

Congrats! From tinder or how did you meet her?

[Judge_Joe_Brown]

Congrats! From tinder or how did you meet her?

Bumble. Since I'm working on my doctorate at the moment while she works full time, she always fights me to pay the bill as well. Always gets me gifts when she goes abroad for work trips. I'm still not sure how I feel about being in a relationship, but I don't wanna let one of the few good ones go, y'know? Ambitious, plays sports, we both like the outdoors etc.

[Silencespeaks]

Bumble. Since I'm working on my doctorate at the moment while she works full time, she always fights me to pay the bill as well. Always gets me gifts when she goes abroad for work trips. I'm still not sure how I feel about being in a relationship, but I don't wanna let one of the few good ones go, y'know? Ambitious, plays sports, we both like the outdoors etc.

That's awesome, congrats!

[Judge_Joe_Brown]

To add to the previous post: I do feel slightly claustrophobic at the moment. She wants to do things like go away for the weekend to her parents holiday house in France, accompany me on my trip to Iceland etc. IDK brahs, I'm confused

[tf19]

To add to the previous post: I do feel slightly claustrophobic at the moment. She wants to do things like go away for the weekend to her parents holiday house in France, accompany me on my trip to Iceland etc. IDK brahs, I'm confused

Take things slow and be upfront about how you feel. Women respect honesty and you'll respect yourself more in the end.

[twovalvekid]

Take things slow and be upfront about how you feel. Women respect honesty and you'll respect yourself more in the end.

This. Just talk about it. Be open. It's not that you don't want to, just a little much right away. It's mostly likely just her being amped about it as well and wanting to do stuff.

[VitaCrave]

#2 of 2018, very cute girl with short hair. Got along great with her, very funny & easy going with a good body. Clicked with her much better than the girl from last week.

[tf19]

This isn't a ground breaking tip and it won't apply to everyone, but since I live in a fairly large city (east coast) I find it worth while to target women just visiting. Target as in throw them a Super like. Yeah, yeah...I pay for Tinder Gold, but I believe its worth paying under $20/month for some of the best memories I can earn. Only downside to knowing if someone is just visiting is you have to take a quick glance at most profiles or the ones you like. It adds time to my daily routine of checking the app but I think it's worth it.

[tf19]

#2 of 2018, very cute girl with short hair. Got along great with her, very funny & easy going with a good body. Clicked with her much better than the girl from last week.

Good stuff. Score on the first meet or did it take multiple meets?

[TheIronAsylum]

they ghost ban you too many ways now idk wtf happend but all i see on tinder now are just fugly ass girls

the boost is ruined now as well all ugly chicks

[LMAOatYou]

they ghost ban you too many ways now idk wtf happend but all i see on tinder now are just fugly ass girls

the boost is ruined now as well all ugly chicks

I believe that is when your ELO score goes to chit. I match a couple decent here and there but most are fugly girls. With a boost I get maybe 2 decent/attractive women.

[spadelexus]

Not even in the mood to phuck with new sloots. Kinda lazy, have a good fb atm.

[Nicklol]

miss the days where I would get matches.

pretty terrible right now and I dont know why. I still plan to have a fun summer though.

apparently this pic was some average looking "gamer girl" who swiped right on everyone for a week and this is the result



could you imagine?

no wonder they feel entitled to a god
meanwhile I havent had a match for weeks

[TheIronAsylum]

I believe that is when your ELO score goes to chit. I match a couple decent here and there but most are fugly girls. With a boost I get maybe 2 decent/attractive women.

yea but whats weird is this was brand new account fake ******** one after all the othershave been banned

[VitaCrave]

Well my tour may be over too boyos.... have hung out with this girl 3 days in a row, went to the beach then slept over at hers, then she invited me the next day to drink with her friends at their place and slept over again. Honestly, I probably have never gotten along this well with any of the other girls I've met before, but we'll see where it goes no need to rush anything

[TheIronAsylum]

Well my tour may be over too boyos.... have hung out with this girl 3 days in a row, went to the beach then slept over at hers, then she invited me the next day to drink with her friends at their place and slept over again. Honestly, I probably have never gotten along this well with any of the other girls I've met before, but we'll see where it goes no need to rush anything

think how many of thousands of other dicks were there first from tinder

[SUPERDUKE1290]

yea but whats weird is this was brand new account fake ******** one after all the othershave been banned

From Tinder
We collect information from and about the device(s) you use to access our services, including:

hardware and software information such as IP address, device ID and type, device-specific and apps settings and characteristics, app crashes, advertising IDs (such as Google’s AAID and Apple's IDFA, both of which are randomly generated numbers that you can reset by going into your device’ settings), browser type, version and language, operating system, time zones, identifiers associated with cookies or other technologies that may uniquely identify your device or browser (e.g., IMEI/UDID and MAC address);

Not hard for them to track you

[theACEofSPADES]

miss the days where I would get matches.

pretty terrible right now and I dont know why. I still plan to have a fun summer though.

apparently this pic was some average looking "gamer girl" who swiped right on everyone for a week and this is the result

[img]https://incels.me/attachments/18318283_2308145799410017_788280912_o-png.14203/[/ig]

could you imagine?

no wonder they feel entitled to a god
meanwhile I havent had a match for weeks

Not surprising

[ineed$]

Whats up brahs, OP here. How u guys been? I bet tinder has gotten significantly worse this year and last.

I havent been on it in nearly a year and kinda regret wasting hours on it a day. I still have like 500 random females on my snapchat. lol. Never did much with them. Just show off my vacations

From Tinder
We collect information from and about the device(s) you use to access our services, including:

hardware and software information such as IP address, device ID and type, device-specific and apps settings and characteristics, app crashes, advertising IDs (such as Google’s AAID and Apple's IDFA, both of which are randomly generated numbers that you can reset by going into your device’ settings), browser type, version and language, operating system, time zones, identifiers associated with cookies or other technologies that may uniquely identify your device or browser (e.g., IMEI/UDID and MAC address);

Not hard for them to track you

wow they take so many small identifiers......all apps do this now I think.

Not surprising

best approach is in person still

[psai]

how are tinder/bumble these days? been off it for months.

also, anyone got a link to the IG guide someone posted ITT?

[spazzin]

hey boys, best way to initiate a 2nd date at my place/her place if we didn't even kiss on the first date?

this girl seemed really into me, so im willing to go on a 2nd date with her, she already agreed to go on a 2nd date, so just need the logistics on how to get her to my place.

im thinking asking her "hey as i told you im a great cook, id love to show you how good!" or "i found this really good movie on netflix, i think you'll like it!"

[4North1Side2]

They say Tinder fell off but I'm still eating.


Average looking dude, no animal pics, no gym pics, no tats, non serious profile, and loaded with funny gifs to make these women laugh.


Just came back from doing some shopping in Cleveland, OH. Usually swipe days before my trips but I've become real lazy at Tindering and just swipe out of boredom whenever now.











I can't **** anyone till Wednesday anyway, on mandatory sexual probation. Caught the clap. Im 99% sure my ex gave it to me. Only bitch I ****ed raw the last few months. I got head from numerous bitches but my nurse told me the chances of getting chylmida from head is very low being that the acids in our mouths usually kill it. When I ****ed her I had a bad feeling about it but I did it anyway. I was with her for 3.5 years urging her to get birth control all the ****ing time and she would never do it. We broke up, she meets this new dude and gets on birth control for him in 4.5 months. Lol same bitch always claiming shell never love or care for anyone as much as me.

Long story short, she initially lies about getting STD tests, I tell her I tested positive for chylmida and she is the one who gave it to me. She thinks I'm joking then it turns to anger. I can tell she's thinking really hard about the new dude she's ****ing. She says she's been experiencing stomach pains with him which is a symptom of a sti...


Trust no one and wrap it up guys!

[spazzin]

They say Tinder fell off but I'm still eating.

compare her to engineer chicks in 2018, LMAO. she looks better at 36 than any of these awkward stem chicks

[AquilaConfido]

This thread is really dead. 3 pages of posts in 1 month. Lmao.

[TheIronAsylum]

From Tinder
We collect information from and about the device(s) you use to access our services, including:

hardware and software information such as IP address, device ID and type, device-specific and apps settings and characteristics, app crashes, advertising IDs (such as Google’s AAID and Apple's IDFA, both of which are randomly generated numbers that you can reset by going into your device’ settings), browser type, version and language, operating system, time zones, identifiers associated with cookies or other technologies that may uniquely identify your device or browser (e.g., IMEI/UDID and MAC address);

Not hard for them to track you

how can you switch that stuff or get around it i just got banned again gotta make another account

[SUPERDUKE1290]

how can you switch that stuff or get around it i just got banned again gotta make another account

I registered a new account with someone else's phone and then logged in again with my phone.

[FrenchDude]

I came here in BBing and the MISC section with this Thread (well, the one with No Sway13 to be exact lmao). What I found curious is how it went from lots of posts per day to almost none.

I know Tinder is not what it used to be (I don't use it myself anymore), but $/data show that Tinder is making more money than ever and users are increasing every months.
How is this thread not supposed to be full of posts in this case ?