Evolution is a hoax and anyone who believes it is ignorant or wants to believe it

[Chrysippus]

Holy ****, OP walks around, being a person, believing the stuff he wrote in the OP.

Like OP goes to the grocery story to buy eggs, all the while believing the stuff he wrote in the OP.

Holy ****

Picture OP ironing his clothes and knowing that as he irons he believes what he wrote in the OP

What the actual ****

Like he's pouring milk into his cereal bowl and as the bowl is filling with milk he is just sitting there believing what he wrote.

[playmakerx]

ITT mad evolutionists

[Keepo]

>Vestigiality
>Homologous structures
>Similarities in embryonic development
>Similarities in DNA
What more do you want?

[FrontDoublePie]

There's no reason not to believe in it, atleast it logically makes sense. Bugs become resistant to pesticides, chad bug evolves to eat the pesticide food, chad bug then goes on to fk all the honeys to create chad jrs that are also resistant to pesticides, and that's proof of evolution. You and 95% of your pals were born into your religion.

So healthy cells should start killing cancer cells any day now right? Or we evolve cancer free entirely? We evolve for survival right?

[Griffco]

Evolution IS real.

But premarrital sex, or more specifically sex outside of long term relationships, is bad for the mind, soul, and heart. No idea why, but it weakens people.

[FrontDoublePie]

Holy ****, OP walks around, being a person, believing the stuff he wrote in the OP.

Like OP goes to the grocery story to buy eggs, all the while believing the stuff he wrote in the OP.

Holy ****

Picture OP ironing his clothes and knowing that as he irons he believes what he wrote in the OP

What the actual ****

Like he's pouring milk into his cereal bowl and as the bowl is filling with milk he is just sitting there believing what he wrote.

Its harder to believe you just wrote all that sht

[sumusikoo]

OP is obviously trolling & you all falling for his bait.

Even the Pope believes in evolution deep down.

Not believing in evolution in 2017 is directly correlated to low IQ, you clearly don't have enough brain to think for yourself and instead you stay under the sheets of the mass hoax called religion and their flying invisible man on the sky.



And before you trash talk me.

Believing in religion is indeed correlated to low IQ, feel free to google it, in general non believers have higher IQ than believers.

Not even trashing who believes in the invisible man in the sky since everyone is free to believe in what they want, it's just that trying to publically cope & forcing their view onto others is just plain wrong, especially when talking about an invisible man in the sky.

[LamboBrah]

Someone came here and reverses the confirmation bias they have and say I have confirmation bias.

I get more negs attacking Evolutionism than if I attacked every religion simultaneously.

Evolutionism Is a religion and tribute to atheism. If you're a fanatical atheists and not a normal one with common sense, you believe in evolution vehemently and with a force of ten trillion virgins and with great fervor just so you can feel like your atheism is justified and pay tribute to your religion of atheism. Evolutionism helps and makes you think your smart and enlightened.

Did you know every branch of modern science started by creationists? And people try to think religious people are not smart. Is the guy who invented the MRI who is a creationist not a scientist?

Look people, it's ok. Believe in your God of chance, death, and millions of ye are all you want. You have the right to delude yourself to be intelligent and neg me and u don't care. It proves your highly emotionally unstable and attack me with negs to feel like your getting even for putting the inconvenient truth out to you. But it's ok. Go get yucky have unprotected sex and get the sloot pregnant and come to the misc and lol because you had a burner number and your gonna let her raise the kid alone and have a vast are child... Or abort it. Doesn't matter to me. Evolutionism is your God so basically in your deluded mind, your the highest in the food chain. You have the right to kill lower species and animals and laugh. Your the God of your own universe. Your so smart because you think that out of nowhere in 150 years of theorizing you suddenly believe you came from a worm r sponge and youre enlightened. Lol. Seriously. If schools didn't teach evolution kids would not believe or ever theorize on their own that man "evolved". The theory is pushedby freemasons as a state religion to warp modern kids and make them easier to control.

And the 10 or so people providing "evidence". Dude, their are limits to adaptation. Adapting slightly doesn't mean that that same process brought us here from a bacteria.

[Reliance012]

So healthy cells should start killing cancer cells any day now right? Or we evolve cancer free entirely? We evolve for survival right?

Cancer is an inevitable by-product of our fundamental biological processes (and coevolutionary arms races). Evolution doesn't guarantee perfection. It doesn't guarantee survival. It is a mechanism(s) of change. Nothing more.

[shortythree]

OP is so retarded it hurts

[FrontDoublePie]

OP is obviously trolling & you all falling for his bait.

Even the Pope believes in evolution deep down.

Not believing in evolution in 2017 is directly correlated to low IQ, you clearly don't have enough brain to think for yourself and instead you stay under the sheets of the mass hoax called religion and their flying invisible man on the sky.



And before you trash talk me.

Believing in religion is indeed correlated to low IQ, feel free to google it, in general non believers have higher IQ than believers.

Not even trashing who believes in the invisible man in the sky since everyone is free to believe in what they want, it's just that trying to publically cope & forcing their view onto others is just plain wrong, especially when talking about an invisible man in the sky.

You want me to put faith in an unproven theory? Thats the same thing religion asks. Theres not a respectable professional alive who would refer to evolution as 100% fact. Youre as bad as any religious douche. Shaming people for not believing in what you do. Man up and admit you have no idea what to believe. Also arm routine?

[FrontDoublePie]

Cancer is an inevitable by-product of our fundamental biological processes (and coevolutionary arms races). Evolution doesn't guarantee perfection. It doesn't guarantee survival. It is a mechanism(s) of change. Nothing more.

Did you just guarantee what a theory can and cant accomplish? Lmao

[Gyges]

People believed smaller and bigger rocks fall at the same rate. Galileo didn't try to prove that they fall at the same rate, but tried to disprove it. Pretty sure it was the other way around. Why would a people with a less developed understanding of physics assume a larger object falls at the same rate as a smaller object?


Charles Darwin only had a degree in theology. Russell wasn't a scientist really. James Hutton wasn't a scientist. Charles lyell wasn't a scientist. Yet because they pulled evolutionary theory out of their ass all because they hated religion they are great scientists.

You actually are so ridiculously dumb and I don't even necessarily disagree with the existence of a higher power. If you wanted an example of a braindead pseudo intellectual, it would be you. For one, why do you think an omnipotent being, capable of creation to such a complex degree, cares an inkling about what BS religion spouts and dictates?

[infinit]

I get more negs attacking Evolutionism than if I attacked every religion simultaneously.

Evolutionism Is a religion and tribute to atheism. If you're a fanatical atheists and not a normal one with common sense, you believe in evolution vehemently and with a force of ten trillion virgins and with great fervor just so you can feel like your atheism is justified and pay tribute to your religion of atheism. Evolutionism helps and makes you think your smart and enlightened.

Did you know every branch of modern science started by creationists? And people try to think religious people are not smart. Is the guy who invented the MRI who is a creationist not a scientist?

No. You get negs because you are a dumb ****. It's not a religion when if legit evidence came out tomorrow that it was wrong, I would accept that. The problem is you have provided no evidence to argue against the most accepted theory in the field by far.

[Keepo]

Human arms and whale flippers have extremely similar bone structures. Does this point to small adaptations? No, it points to a common ancestor who has speciated due to adaptive pressures and reproductive isolation

[Reliance012]

Did you just guarantee what a theory can and cant accomplish? Lmao

I don't even know what you're trying to ask... rephrase yourself. Stop trying to be clever.

[Reliance012]

The problem I have with evolutionists is that they only accept design when it's convenient for their own personal belief.

I'm a programmer, and believe you men you cannot get the kind of highly-optimized, low-error closed loops you find in nature without some kind of design. Programmers spend weeks trying to build an app that has the end of optimization you get in the simplest things you find in the natural world. If evolution gives us what we need to survive, and survive well, why do we strive to thrive? Why do we spend our lives in the pursuit of creature comforts? Of love? If it's all about survival why do we risk our lives to help others? Show kindness? Why do humans possess a brain that is phenomenally more powerful than we really need to survive for only 90 years?

Coincidence, or designer? I call designer.

Richard Dawkins has recorded video lessons (admittedly for children) explaining away most of the misconceptions you have. I'd look into them.

[FrontDoublePie]

I don't even know what you're trying to ask... rephrase yourself. Stop trying to be clever.

Not being clever. Playing smart B.M

[Keepo]

The problem I have with evolutionists is that they only accept design when it's convenient for their own personal belief.

I'm a programmer, and believe you men you cannot get the kind of highly-optimized, low-error closed loops you find in nature without some kind of design. Programmers spend weeks trying to build an app that has the end of optimization you get in the simplest things you find in the natural world. If evolution gives us what we need to survive, and survive well, why do we strive to thrive? Why do we spend our lives in the pursuit of creature comforts? Of love? If it's all about survival why do we risk our lives to help others? Show kindness? Why do humans possess a brain that is phenomenally more powerful than we really need to survive for only 90 years?

Coincidence, or designer? I call designer.

We seek to thrive because it is an advantage in nature to do the least work possible while still maintaining benefits. Love is just a method by which we propagate our genes. Altruism has been observed in nature as an innate response in certain species, and innate traits have been shown to been subject to change through selective breeding via the Russian fox experiment. Do you not see how being smarter would be an advantage in nature? I don't think you have a very firm grasp of what evolutionary theory exactly entails.

[Judgment]

So it's either Evolution, or God?

Strong open mind. I bet you're a lot of fun IRL.

[FrontDoublePie]

The problem I have with evolutionists is that they only accept design when it's convenient for their own personal belief.

I'm a programmer, and believe you men you cannot get the kind of highly-optimized, low-error closed loops you find in nature without some kind of design. Programmers spend weeks trying to build an app that has the end of optimization you get in the simplest things you find in the natural world. If evolution gives us what we need to survive, and survive well, why do we strive to thrive? Why do we spend our lives in the pursuit of creature comforts? Of love? If it's all about survival why do we risk our lives to help others? Show kindness? Why do humans possess a brain that is phenomenally more powerful than we really need to survive for only 90 years?

Coincidence, or designer?

Of course theres a fuking designer! Youre on a secluded rock like youre in timeout. Are there really people that believe life can develop from nothingness? Dont need unified theory to accept big bang etc...? Its absurd.

[HungrySkelleton]

But who was non-mutual exclusivity between the existance of evolution and the existance of god?

Lmao at all small minded non-philosophy majors just lmao.

[DemiBrah]

So I'm gonna create the hierarchy of intelligence in these types of conversations starting with the lowest IQ



those who choose faith because it is an acceptable comfort and doesn't require a questioning intellect, therefore having little understanding of science in terms of evolution/cosmic




Those who choose science because the logical, processive explanation tickles their consistent questioning of why things are that are and are satisfied with what others have told them, even if they themselves only understand it in the way that they are taught to understand




Those who have both thorough religious and scientific understanding and can argue either standpoint but choose science for similar reasons to above group, but believe that there is room for growth and error both past and future. These types contribute to the field or implement it in their job usually, unless they are just an natural academic and educate themselves for the sake of education. These people question science and religion alike but are empirically grounded to the prior.




And the final outlier IMO


Those with thorough psychological, scientific, religious, and somewhat economical education that TYPICALLY believe in religion as a result of believing and having more faith in what isn't known, along with a thorough understanding of how humans corrupt and twist scientific process. These types will argue that humanity can't create "pure" data or information because it is limited to the scope of current perspective and understanding in modern science. This requires intelligence enough to be a critical analyst in multiple fields of study, while being humble enough to admit we may be wrong on more than we care to admit due to our limitations. For instance, the fellow above and majority of scientists use DNA as a reference point for evolution, yet by law of logical and perceptive reasoning you cannot use evidence to create a conclusion that could not be drawn by removing one fragment of the evidence. If the only argument for an evolutionist uses circumstantial evidence (Which is legitimately what is used) with no real world observation, it is IMPOSSIBLE to prove. Saying corresponding DNA progression is a factual piece evidence to modern theory, is the logical equivalent of convicting Henry Ford for murder because of a car accident 90 years after his death. You cannot attempt to create process inversely using only byproducts as evidence and then claim it to be factual. It is impossible.

[LamboBrah]

OP is obviously trolling & you all falling for his bait.

Even the Pope believes in evolution deep down.

Not believing in evolution in 2017 is directly correlated to low IQ, you clearly don't have enough brain to think for yourself and instead you stay under the sheets of the mass hoax called religion and their flying invisible man on the sky.



And before you trash talk me.

Believing in religion is indeed correlated to low IQ, feel free to google it, in general non believers have higher IQ than believers.

Not even trashing who believes in the invisible man in the sky since everyone is free to believe in what they want, it's just that trying to publically cope & forcing their view onto others is just plain wrong, especially when talking about an invisible man in the sky.

Im willing to bet mad money my IQ is higher than yours. I am typing with spelling and grammatical errors but that's because I'm typing as fast as possible on my iPhone. Aint no one got time for apostrophes or reviewing what I wrote.

However, let me explain that the Egyptian and Greek gods weren't mythological.... they were REAL. They existed. Flying dragons and dinosaurs were real as well as they have already been depicted in thousands of artworks and stories or writings including the Bible.

The flood did happen which explains the geologic features of earth and coal/fossils/oil.

Micro-"evolution" does happen but its really limited within a species that can reproduce within each other. We have NEVER seen any species become something else. We only believe it because it sounds good enough in our imagination and with the magic ingredient of "millions of years", and thus it frees us from believing in God and lets us live how we want with no repercussions in our mind. It also makes humans think they are smart and they are the top of the world and food chain. This is just a delusion of grandeur.

Atheists can choose to be only atheists but don't. They also almost always get heavily into Evolution or Stellar evolution just so they can pay tribute to their religion of atheism and feel smart and fulfill a purpose in their life.

I have never been negged as much as I have now. Guarantee you if I made a thread saying Evolution is fact and creationists and religious people are retarded, I'd be mod-repped to mod status.

"I suppose the reason why we lept at The Origin of Species is that the idea of God interfered with our sexual mores." ~Julian Huxley (leading evolutionist)

The ***g*t miscer Elliot Rodger didn't believe in God. His insane lust and delusion believing he is the God of his own universe allowed him to think women owe him sexual gratification and if they didn't provide it to him, he would kill them

"If there was a God he wouldn't let me feel the way do. There is no God only hate" Kip Kinkle (Columbine shooter)

Since prayer was removed from schools in 1963, every single bad thing in society went up. Premarital sex went up 1000% in teens, so did teenage pregnancies, drug use, marriage rates fell why divorce rates skyrocketed, cheating and promiscuity went up, abortion drastically went up (its just a fish right, its not a human lie), crime went up 1000%, bastard children went up, it just all went up. Nowadays people just throw parties every weekend and drink till they cant walk and spread disease like crazy.

Hitler wasn't a christian. He said Christianity was the most fatal and seductive lie. He believed, as did Margaret Sanger, the humanists, Charlie fukface Darwin, all believed Black people were inferior species and should be eliminated.

Evolution is why whiteys went and killed aborigines and their whole families and boiled their head just so they can recover their skulls and use it as displays for evolution. They thought aborigines weren't evolved yet fully. They kidnapped an african pigmy and placed him in a zoo with monkeys as a display for evolution trying to claim a black person wasn't fully evolved and was part ape. The guy had kids and wife and killed himself after being in the zoo and losing his family.

"Christianity is our foe. If animal rights are to succeed we must destroy the Judeo-Christian religious tradition." - Peter Singer (evolutionist professor at professor who favors kiling babies up to 28 days old) (btw what does christianity have to do with animal rights?)

"There are only two possibilities as to how life arose. One is spontaneous generation arising to evolution; the other is a supernatural creative act of God. There is no third possibility. Spontaneous generation, that life arose from non-living matter was scientifically disproved 120 years ago by Louis Pasteur and others. That leaves us with the only possible conclusion that life arose as a supernatural creative act of God. I will not accept that philosophically because I do not want to believe in God. Therefore, I choose to believe in that which I know is scientifically impossible; spontaneous generation arising to evolution." - George Wald (nobel prize winner lmfao)

"We no longer feel ourselves to be guests in someone's else's home and therefore obliged to make our behavior conform with a set of pre-existing cosmic rules. It is our creation now. We make the rules. We establish the parameters of reality. We create the world, and because we do, we no longer feel beholden to outside forces. We no longer have to justify our behavior, for we are now the architects of the universe. We are responsible to nothing outside ourselves. for we are the kingdom, the power, and the glory forever and ever." - Jeremy Rifkin

"We take the side of science in spite of the patent absurdity of some of its constructs, in spite of its failure to fulfill many of its extravagant promises of health and life, in spite of the tolerance of the scientific community for unsubstantiated just-so stories, because we have a prior commitment, a commitment to materialism.
It is not that the methods and institutions of science somehow compel us to accept a material explanation of the phenomenal world, but, on the contrary, that we are forced by our a priori adherence to material causes to create an apparatus of investigation and a set of concepts that produce material explanations, no matter how counter-intuitive, no matter how mystifying to the uninitiated. Moreover, that materialism is absolute, for we cannot allow a Divine Foot in the door." - Richard lewontin (evolutionism guy)

[FrontDoublePie]

So it's either Evolution, or God?

Strong open mind. I bet you're a lot of fun IRL.

Exactly man. Im sure whoever is running the show is more than pleased we preoccupy ourselves with ridiculousness making it even harder to find the real truth. I believe we will never discover the real truth though because we are not meant to. Its far beyond us. I believe everything we know is just random facts made to seem to make sense. I believe the way we interpret things is programmed. 2+2=4 because its a programmed interpretation of an imaginary representation. Quantum mechanics falls short because its supposed to. Physics cant explain our existence because we were not provided that posibility. They will never solve dark matter. They are simply not meant to. We are not allowed that missing link. We were prgrammed to interpret our universe a certain way.

[LamboBrah]

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"Evolution is promoted by its practitioners as more than mere science. Evolution is promulgated as an ideology, a secular religion—a full-fledged alternative to Christianity, with meaning and morality. I am an ardent evolutionist and an ex-Christian, but I must admit that in this one complaint—and Mr [sic] Gish is but one of many to make it—the literalists are absolutely right. Evolution is a religion. This was true of evolution in the beginning, and it is true of evolution still today.

‘… Evolution therefore came into being as a kind of secular ideology, an explicit substitute for Christianity." - Michael Ruse (professor of philosophy and zoology)

"Evolution, akin to religion, involves making certain a priori or metaphysical assumptions, which at some level cannot be proven empirically" - Michael Ruse

"..free science from Moses..." - Charles Lyell (the guy who hated God and went out and came up with the Geologic column just to spite religion not because he believed his crap)

"There were no human witnesses to the origin of the Universe, the origin of life or the origin of a single living thing. These were unique, unrepeatable events of the past that cannot be observed in nature or repeated in the laboratory. Thus neither creation nor evolution qualifies as a scientific theory and each is equally religious. As the scientific philosopher Sir Karl Popper has stated, evolution is not a testable scientific theory but a metaphysical research program. " - Karl Popper (evolutionist obviously)

"The standard of intelligence of the average negro is similar to the 11 year old youth of the species homo sapien" - Henry Osborn (early evolutionis professor)

Cant find the quote but Margaret Sanger founded Planned Parenthood and wanted to reduce human population and especially kill black babies. She was evil. Pro death or anti-life is what we should call it, not pro choice. If you wanna abort your body bich to do it, dont abort somene elses body.

So I'm gonna create the hierarchy...

Already stated in my posts, trying to claim your logical because you believe in evolution and billions of years is just a smoke screen to hide behind the fact you cannot think on your own outside the textbooks, the status quo, and also the bible, and think for yourself for your existence. Obiously believing in God nowadays isnt cool and no girl is gonna wanna fuk you at the party if you try to convert her to Jesus so you instead go with the flow and get yucky and think if everyone is acting like an animal it must mean evolution is true.

Something about you strikes me as someone who low key does believe in creation I don't know why brother.

[CollegeStudent8]

i think the most damning evidence against evolution is the existence of deep sea creatures.
it would take an impossible amount of time to generate livable organisms under the premise of randomness in an environment such as that.

[DemiBrah]

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Already stated in my posts, trying to claim your logical because you believe in evolution and billions of years is just a smoke screen to hide behind the fact you cannot think on your own outside the textbooks, the status quo, and also the bible, and think for yourself for your existence. Obiously believing in God nowadays isnt cool and no girl is gonna wanna fuk you at the party if you try to convert her to Jesus so you instead go with the flow and get yucky and think if everyone is acting like an animal it must mean evolution is true.

Something about you strikes me as someone who low key does believe in creation I don't know why brother.

If you actually read what I wrote you'd know I'm on your side.....

In fact I won your argument for you

[SwimToTheMoon]

Im willing to bet mad money my IQ is higher than yours. I am typing with spelling and grammatical errors but that's because I'm typing as fast as possible on my iPhone. Aint no one got time for apostrophes or reviewing what I wrote.

However, let me explain that the Egyptian and Greek gods weren't mythological.... they were REAL. They existed. Flying dragons and dinosaurs were real as well as they have already been depicted in thousands of artworks and stories or writings including the Bible.

Bro the basis of all your arguments is the bible, in order for that to work you need to prove that the bible is legit first otherwise you're just going in circles and not going anywhere.. The fact that it's impossible to prove something based on faith just nullifies everything you've written anyways so just stfu and keep your stupid opinions to yourself.. Also 90% you're a troll, no way you actually in dragons lmao

[quadfecta]

Fukin LOL at the op coming at the misc with his pseudo science bullchit as if his years of university "edumacation" makes his views more right than the next *******'s. Reality is you just came here because reddit nor any of the people in your life give a chit to debate you. Join a debate club if you want people to take you seriously, but odds are you've already tried and got laughed out of the building spewing that kind of BS. NEGGED