Official R/P Chat Thread Version 5.0 - All your jimmies are belong to us...

[HoganIsGOAT]

You won't watch a show because it has a gay scene?

So now you're a snowflake if you're a straight guy that doesn't want to begin watching a show that contains a lengthy scene of two naked dudes with visible boners butt****ing each other.

LOL

[Tha big kahoona]

So now you're a snowflake if you're a straight guy that doesn't want to begin watching a show that contains a lengthy scene of two naked dudes with visible boners butt****ing each other.

LOL

Yeah, i'd say you're a snowflake if you avoid a show because because of a same-sex scene. How snowflakey would it be if a gay person didn't watch any shows that had hetero scenes? Very, the answer is very

[AlwaysFocus]

Yeah, i'd say you're a snowflake if you avoid a show because because of a same-sex scene. How snowflakey would it be if a gay person didn't watch any shows that had hetero scenes? Very, the answer is very

That's why they put a gay person or tranny in almost every show nowadays
Can't go one survivor or big brother season without at least 1 gay but only a small percentage of the population is gay.

We have to have the gays on everything or they begin their loud screeching.

[C Project]

IN.

Anyone watching American Gods? New series and bit out there so far. Only started watching it because of Ian McShane of Deadwood, former HBO series.

American Gods as in Neil Gaiman's American Gods? ****ing IN if it's the same ****.

How do y'all find time to misc watching all that TV?


Misc is real deal.


TV is fantasy.


LOL

Can't find time to r/p anymore with this new job. **** is mind blowing. I never thought I'd enjoy working on a single task, dedicating all of my time and resources into completing it. It's amazing. Usually, as Hell Desk or SysAdmin bro, it was a cluster. TICKETS! WORK TICKETS! OUTAGE! TICKETS! WORK TICKETS! Hey, this ****ing kunt that makes $750,000 a year can't right click, white glove treatment, okay? Oh, and he's a royal prick, spits on you as soon as you walk in, LOL, but he knows his stuff! He's so smart, but he can't right click on this thing even when we explain it to him like a ****ing five year old.

That's why I don't buy into this successful == smart bull****. Oh, he runs 200 businesses and is a billionaire? You know what that means? He's good at running businesses. He's not some ****ing prodigy and legendary austist.

Anyway, so at my last gig, these ****ing people -- these pathetic animals used computers daily to make BILLIONS of dollars for this company, and taking their cut. But they couldn't operate a ****ing "press the red X" application for ****.

"I'M NOT TECH LITERATE!?!?!?"

"It's as slow as molasses!!!11!"

"IS THE SERVER DOWN?"

"help! ASAP!"

"Please Advise"

I never understood that last one.

"Can't log in. Please advise"

Learn to ****ing type, you invalid? Take that under advisement, you stupid twat.

"IS CITRIX DOWN?" cc'd the entire ****ing company

C Project be like: Reply All - "Nope, you entered your password incorrectly too many times and locked your account."


Man, it felt good to that off my chest. I don't deal with end users anymore, nor do I deal with customers, clients, or anything else. I got my two computers, my keyboard and a half, and my six monitors and I get **** done.


Hope all is well with you all. BIG weekend coming up where I will have some time for myself. Probably just loaf around and hang out with the cats.

Lasher:

If you're still around check these out if you have a chance. Great Religions of Modern Man from the George Braziller publishing

[C Project]

That's why they put a gay person or tranny in almost every show nowadays
Can't go one survivor or big brother season without at least 1 gay but only a small percentage of the population is gay.

We have to have the gays on everything or they begin their loud screeching.

Survivor and Big Brother? If you're watching those you got more problems than gay propaganda... LOL

Can't take the numbers for granted. With as controversial as the whole gay rights thing is, I doubt those numbers are accurate.

[StoliFun]

It is indeed Neil Gaiman's American Gods (finally). Gillian Anderson plays the God of tv, I think.

[Tha big kahoona]

Survivor and Big Brother? If you're watching those you got more problems than gay propaganda... LOL

Can't take the numbers for granted. With as controversial as the whole gay rights thing is, I doubt those numbers are accurate.

A fantastic point sir, as always. Lol @ the reality TV crap some people get warped into

[A-GAME]

ITT supposedly straight men enjoy watching other men with raging boners **** each other. You *******s need a new hobby LOL.

[Bushmaster]

ITT supposedly straight men enjoy watching other men with raging boners **** each other. You *******s need a new hobby LOL.

Who was that schmo that used to post here a while back.. The insurance salesman - remember? He said he and his GF were watching some movie that had a gay sex scene and she was repulsed by it. And he actually said he was bothered by her not wanting to see that. And the way he told the story was like he was looking for validation in getting irritated at her.. like "Can you believe that?"

Um.. yes?

Its one thing to accept gay people as people.. Colleagues, neighbors, friends, relatives - whatever. But there's nothing in any rulebook that says anybody should be comfortable with the actual reality of what they do. Keep the shiit covered penors to yourself and we'll get along just fine guise.. just saying (no bigot).

[Chowboy]

Can't find time to r/p anymore with this new job. **** is mind blowing. I never thought I'd enjoy working on a single task, dedicating all of my time and resources into completing it. It's amazing. Usually, as Hell Desk or SysAdmin bro, it was a cluster. TICKETS! WORK TICKETS! OUTAGE! TICKETS! WORK TICKETS! Hey, this ****ing kunt that makes $750,000 a year can't right click, white glove treatment, okay? Oh, and he's a royal prick, spits on you as soon as you walk in, LOL, but he knows his stuff! He's so smart, but he can't right click on this thing even when we explain it to him like a ****ing five year old.

That's why I don't buy into this successful == smart bull****. Oh, he runs 200 businesses and is a billionaire? You know what that means? He's good at running businesses. He's not some ****ing prodigy and legendary austist.

Anyway, so at my last gig, these ****ing people -- these pathetic animals used computers daily to make BILLIONS of dollars for this company, and taking their cut. But they couldn't operate a ****ing "press the red X" application for ****.

"I'M NOT TECH LITERATE!?!?!?"

"It's as slow as molasses!!!11!"

"IS THE SERVER DOWN?"

"help! ASAP!"

"Please Advise"

I never understood that last one.

"Can't log in. Please advise"

Learn to ****ing type, you invalid? Take that under advisement, you stupid twat.

"IS CITRIX DOWN?" cc'd the entire ****ing company

C Project be like: Reply All - "Nope, you entered your password incorrectly too many times and locked your account."


Man, it felt good to that off my chest. I don't deal with end users anymore, nor do I deal with customers, clients, or anything else. I got my two computers, my keyboard and a half, and my six monitors and I get **** done.

Whoa!!! GOAT rant. Anytime you need to rant, post it here and we can ignore you just like your bosses...

[StoliFun]

American Gods as in Neil Gaiman's American Gods? ****ing IN if it's the same ****.



Can't find time to r/p anymore with this new job. **** is mind blowing. I never thought I'd enjoy working on a single task, dedicating all of my time and resources into completing it. It's amazing. Usually, as Hell Desk or SysAdmin bro, it was a cluster. TICKETS! WORK TICKETS! OUTAGE! TICKETS! WORK TICKETS! Hey, this ****ing kunt that makes $750,000 a year can't right click, white glove treatment, okay? Oh, and he's a royal prick, spits on you as soon as you walk in, LOL, but he knows his stuff! He's so smart, but he can't right click on this thing even when we explain it to him like a ****ing five year old.

That's why I don't buy into this successful == smart bull****. Oh, he runs 200 businesses and is a billionaire? You know what that means? He's good at running businesses. He's not some ****ing prodigy and legendary austist.

Anyway, so at my last gig, these ****ing people -- these pathetic animals used computers daily to make BILLIONS of dollars for this company, and taking their cut. But they couldn't operate a ****ing "press the red X" application for ****.

"I'M NOT TECH LITERATE!?!?!?"

"It's as slow as molasses!!!11!"

"IS THE SERVER DOWN?"

"help! ASAP!"

"Please Advise"

I never understood that last one.

"Can't log in. Please advise"

Learn to ****ing type, you invalid? Take that under advisement, you stupid twat.

"IS CITRIX DOWN?" cc'd the entire ****ing company

C Project be like: Reply All - "Nope, you entered your password incorrectly too many times and locked your account."


Man, it felt good to that off my chest. I don't deal with end users anymore, nor do I deal with customers, clients, or anything else. I got my two computers, my keyboard and a half, and my six monitors and I get **** done.


Hope all is well with you all. BIG weekend coming up where I will have some time for myself. Probably just loaf around and hang out with the cats

My friend's mother was called into Ken Lay's office at Enron because he was having a problem with his pc. She figured it must be a difficult problem to stop Ken Lay.

He said his new mouse wasn't working. She wriggled it and asked if he'd put any batteries in it.

He asked her not to tell anyone about it.

Fuk him.

[Mr Beer]

Will be watching American Gods when enough episodes are released.

Anyone psyched for IT? I'm thinking this would be better as a TV series than a movie because a) we golden age of TV series now and b) King's novel is large enough to beat Pennywise to death with and c) I don't see how we're going to fit in the tweenage gangbang unless there's 20+ hours of show time to play with.

[TheFornicator1]

Yeah, i'd say you're a snowflake if you avoid a show because because of a same-sex scene. How snowflakey would it be if a gay person didn't watch any shows that had hetero scenes? Very, the answer is very

I don't even like straight sex scenes in movies. They're awkward as fk. I only sit through them to observe the female form.

You can bet your ass I'm not sitting through a show with gay scenes like the one he described.

[Mr Beer]

i don't even like straight sex scenes in movies. They're awkward as fk. I only sit through them to observe the female form.

You can bet your pert ass i'm not sitting through a show with gay scenes like the one he described.

fyp

[Tha big kahoona]

Well, finally decided on what my project car is going to be, and i'm stoked! I don't know why it didn't hit me earlier, because it's always been at the top of my bucket list. I think i just considered it unobtanium, because i already had a dedicated track car and so it slipped my mind.

Caterham 420R. Hnnnnnnng. Same color scheme as the below pic. The bad news.... they only produce about 500 a year, and there's literally just 1 more slot available for this year, which has a delivery date of next March. At this point i don't know if i'll get the slot. I'm hoping to find out today, or Sunday at the latest. Would be a lifelong dream come true, because i've wanted a Caterham since i was about 6 years old and thought it was the coolest thing i've ever seen. Still think it is, and the fact that it is blindingly quick is just a nice bonus

[JrM703]

How do y'all find time to misc watching all that TV?


Misc is real deal.


TV is fantasy.


LOL

I Misc while doing all things in real life.

[StoliFun]

I'm going to have three cars despite only having one butt.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/QshO3mE.jpg[img]

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This Friday I'm going to put three rusty bikes out on the curb from my parents' terrifying near-hoarders garage.

[JrM703]

Well, finally decided on what my project car is going to be, and i'm stoked! I don't know why it didn't hit me earlier, because it's always been at the top of my bucket list. I think i just considered it unobtanium, because i already had a dedicated track car and so it slipped my mind.

Caterham 420R. Hnnnnnnng. Same color scheme as the below pic. The bad news.... they only produce about 500 a year, and there's literally just 1 more slot available for this year, which has a delivery date of next March. At this point i don't know if i'll get the slot. I'm hoping to find out today, or Sunday at the latest. Would be a lifelong dream come true, because i've wanted a Caterham since i was about 6 years old and thought it was the coolest thing i've ever seen. Still think it is, and the fact that it is blindingly quick is just a nice bonus

Nice, reminds me of an Ariel Atom crossed with a 40s British Sports Car.

[Tha big kahoona]

This Friday I'm going to put three rusty bikes out on the curb from my parents' terrifying near-hoarders garage.

I'm a hoarder, so i understand their plight. I kind of have it bad though because i'm also a minimalist. Basically i want everything gone, but not that, because i love that. Not that either, i've had since i was 10.

Nice, reminds me of an Ariel Atom crossed with a 40s British Sports Car.

It's a 50's British sports car. Initially he Lotus 7 before Caterham bought the rights to the 7. First went into production in 1957 and looks very similar to the ones on sale today

[StoliFun]

I'm a hoarder, so i understand their plight. I kind of have it bad though because i'm also a minimalist. Basically i want everything gone, but not that, because i love that. Not that either, i've had since i was 10.

Last summer I threw out a box of really ancient wires and ****. The next time I visited I found a few of them sitting on top of a pile of twigs in a recycling bin (Logically). My heart sank when I saw them. Besides a couple of fire-hazard looking 35 year old extension cords, there was one item I had to confront him over. At first he said, "Well that's all I tried to save," like that was a valid excuse.

I asked him if he even knew what this one adapter did and he admitted that he did not. It was for hooking a computer up to a television that still had twin leads (the two screws for bunny ears predating coaxial cable hookups like F connectors). If he didn't have rheumatoid arthritis, I'm sure he'd have dug around to save more crap.

[TheFornicator1]

Ruthless Rockstar Games



lol@hoarding, it's a weird obsession. When my pop retired, he started hoarding machinery because it kept him active/amused. When he passed away I helped clear out his property, he had like 35 lawn mowers in the shed lmao

[JrM703]

I'm a hoarder, so i understand their plight. I kind of have it bad though because i'm also a minimalist. Basically i want everything gone, but not that, because i love that. Not that either, i've had since i was 10.



It's a 50's British sports car. Initially he Lotus 7 before Caterham bought the rights to the 7. First went into production in 1957 and looks very similar to the ones on sale today

Ok, so my head is in the right place.
On a similar note love the 64' Triumph TR4.

[JrM703]

Ruthless Rockstar Games



lol@hoarding, it's a weird obsession. When my pop retired, he started hoarding machinery because it kept him active/amused. When he passed away I helped clear out his property, he had like 35 lawn mowers in the shed lmao

I'm slowly becoming a prepper. Starter storing things like Battery Powered AM/FM Radios, Flash Lights, and Knives.

Just never know when society is truly going to devolve into chaos.

[Bushmaster]

Well shiit... RIP Chris Cornell. I was a yuuuuge fan.



Best Bond song ever, and I mean EVER (very very serious).

[Tha big kahoona]

Ok, so my head is in the right place.
On a similar note love the 64' Triumph TR4.

The Caterham is rip-your-face-off fast. It's the most surreal driving experience you can have

Great review here:

[Chowboy]

The Caterham is rip-your-face-off fast. It's the most surreal driving experience you can have

Great review here:

If you need help putting it together, these guys are experts






https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOxHV6QfJkg

[Tha big kahoona]

If you need help putting it together, these guys are experts

I'm probably going to need help, but i'm gonna do my best to figure it out on my own.

[RIKTER]

I don't even like straight sex scenes in movies. They're awkward as fk. I only sit through them to observe the female form.

You can bet your ass I'm not sitting through a show with gay scenes like the one he described.

Juts fast forward...but Im not gonna lie, gay porn was shown in that episode. Far far exceeding anything you would see on late night cinemax/HBO.

[StoliFun]

Shep Smith just quoted the Butthole Surfers to describe the situation on Capitol Hill right now.

[jlick]

In on page 2!!! Woohooo