Ex-GF hit me up after 14 years, wants me to come visit her in FL

[GirthKwake]

She looks all right OP. Only negative thing I can say about her is she looks slightly like a hippy. There are a lot of virgins on the misc who think that all women should look like pornstars ready for a scene at all times. This is why I never make threads about gf's or ex-gf's. Everyone asks for pics, then no matter what she looks like, half the comments will just be disrespectful and rude.

Anyway, I think you should make her work for it a little more. I mean, she can wake up one morning, send a text message to a man she hasn't spoken to in 14 years, and say "come here" and he'll jump on a plane and fly across the country just because she said so? Seems beta af.

Agreed with the beta part of it, I have all the pussy I need here, what I don't have is a beach and a sloot to fuk on the beach.

[BULL1980]

Meh, take a trip to fl an get some puss, tinder and fwb's will be there when you get back.

[NukYavlen]

So an ugly no glow sloot that you last smashed 15 years ago saw a dream of you in her sleep and then you're thinking of flying 1500 miles just to "maybe" smash? lol

[PAU1]

Have another ex FWB that lives within 15 miles of her, could kill two sloots with one flute



Already have a FWB and getting laid isn't a prob. Was more thinking of just catching up, but yea, 1500 miles only work like once a year.

Kill two birds with one bone.

Sure, she obviously wants to rekindle a relationship but you should just show up, smash 1, smash 2, then dip back home.

[ALLUCANEATRIBS]

in b4 14 year old son

[GirthKwake]

So an ugly no glow sloot that you last smashed 15 years ago saw a dream of you in her sleep and then you're thinking of flying 1500 miles just to "maybe" smash? lol

No idea why she messaged me, bish has been messaging me all day at work. Could care less if I smash as I would rather just "have a reason" to get away for a weekend. A free place to stay, and catching up.

[OrdoAbchao]

I would only go if you get girl #2 lined up as well. First of all your ex is not good enough looking to really travel for, but vacations are nice. Also, I would make sure you know before hand that you are getting some head/anal whatever you want out of her before going out there. You must get a hotel as well. You want to be able to have your freedom (girl #2 and anything else that comes up) and not be trapped in her place.

[anonymous]

go bang her for a weekend but remember long term she's too old for you brah.

[GirthKwake]

in b4 14 year old son

fuk, I think I would have know by now. Been FB friends for almost 6 years, this is first time she messaged me. All I can ask is it better be a son. Daughters, not even once.

[ANumber1]

I see everyone else has this covered.

Load Tinder, start pipelining other Florida whores. You have free accommodations and a lulzy opportunity for a nostalgia smash all but locked in.

If you go down there not planning to get your dick wet in multiple holes, though, you are a legit cuck. You owe her nothing. She owes you 14 years of pussy, condensed. She'd better be planning to bring friends.

[JoshSP1985]

She put you on the back burner for 14 years until she was used up and her looks faded and you're considering seeing her.

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[keyboardworkout]

I would go. Just had her to your FWB list.

[Biscophan]

Honestly this sounds like a bad idea.

High chance you get roped into her life. Not that it is bad in isolation but you know how sloots work.

[Waisech]

23 and moves away with her parents? What the fuk lol?

[GirthKwake]

She put you on the back burner for 14 years until she was used up and her looks faded and you're considering seeing her.

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Not really the back burner.... She moved 1500 miles away, I was married for almost 10 years. Still not sure why she messaged me out of the blue. Not like I even once contacted her, or honestly even looked at her FB. I had already moved on long ago.

[NattyOverlord]

plot twist:

op already booked his flight but is looking for validation

[JoshSP1985]

Not really the back burner.... She moved 1500 miles away, I was married for almost 10 years. Still not sure why she messaged me out of the blue. Not like I even once contacted her, or honestly even looked at her FB. I had already moved on long ago.

I'm not saying you didn't move on, she obviously didn't.

I just don't understand the situation you end up in as a female that can get sex on demand to try to reconnect with someone from 14 fuking years ago other than to use them for something.


Maybe you gave her the dicking of her life and she never forgot about it and just wants another taste of your dick game.
/Shrug /glass half full

[GirthKwake]

23 and moves away with her parents? What the fuk lol?

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They were planning on moving when I met her, she had just graduated from college, plus her parents are loaded, so it kind of made sense for her. IDK.

[NMH]

plot twist:

op already booked his flight but is looking for validation

hahahahaah

tread carefully op

[cadetduke]

Was more thinking of just catching up

And to think we have ********, phones, and skype.

[tank2003]

I say go. You guys may renew that old spark

[IH8RICE]

She is using you like a savings account. She got dumped and knows that you will give her positive attention. Soon as she gets it she will be full of confidence again and you will be back out the door.

So who's losing? He gets to catch up and smash. She gets her confidence back. He's going for the weekend, not sacrificing his life for her.

[CptClean]

Obviously things have gone exactly according to plan in her life is she is messaging her Ex from 14 years ago to come visit her in FLORIDA.

LMAO

[Kiop]

does she loves to argue about anything?


also dont open old files, take care

[Roldz]

Normally, I'd be like "Hey bruh I'm in FL, let me save you the trip and I'll smash her for you."

...but dude you're on your fukkin own this time.

[GirthKwake]

hahahahaah

tread carefully op

lolz, I did look at flights... Nothing booked though.

And to think we have ********, phones, and skype.

Do you fap to camgirls? Yea, I could FB, Skype, etc. But also have the freedom to pick up and go for a weekend if I want and actually have a real life life convo.

Just something seems off about all of it, IDK, why now? Why suggest I come visit within the first 20 messages, kind of strange.

[YIAMSOMEBODY]

Just go see her as friends. If it was on good terms, all should be well.

[LDARboyo]

Just go see her as friends. If it was on good terms, all should be well.

I agree. How long did you two date?

I'm kind of a softie but I bet I would go just to reminisce on good times and get laid. Just make sure you can handle it emotionally and what not. Don't wanna fall back in love. Or maybe you do? Haha life is short bro I'd say screw it and just go.

[datclownbaby]

36 the new 56 for her. Disgusting

[ANumber1]

Just go see her as friends. If it was on good terms, all should be well.

I don't know about you, but I'm not going through airport security just to *not* bust a load.

OP, you get in there and punish that puzzy, and her sister's puzzy too. Fuark her remorselessly until she feels even worse about herself than she must already feel to reach out to an ex from a decade and a half ago. You know she's desperate. Write "Misc" on her forehead and get us pics.