Misc, Help With Girl (SRS) (Pic)

[American Psycho]

WHY DO YOU KEEP TELLING THESE GIRLS YOURE A VIRGIN????

why

This.


Negged OP and adding to block list.

[NuggzTheNinja]

Realtalk: You need to stop telling these chicks you've never smashed (srs).

[SuperHercules]

"I'm not good with lines, I just want to get laid. You in?"

[wooosh3]

slowly starting to think that nicklol is trolling the whole misc with this whole virgin fiasco

did you not interact with the opposite sex during high school or uni?

[_chef_]

I'm tired of OP's constant virgin-spiel, it gets old bruh try a new routine

[jackedup13]

Lmao OPs self esteem lower than his standards

[Eterniity]

lol, I double texted after a while

Bruh, it's one thing to double text at the same time. But then to double text after 40 minutes...

Only Black Jesus can save you now. Roll with him you ****.

[Nicklol]

shes back

[Deezenutz]

Taste deeze nuts

This

[MichaelDuong]

shes back

its over for you. take black jesus' advice or your tour's done for tonight man

now she's using you as one of her ''girl friends'' and talking to you about her problems. next thing you know you're going to be talking about what clothes she should wear next to get penetrated by Chad and Tyrone

dont remark anything about the stretch marks. get straight to business. you're not here to pity her or tell her otherwise. smash and get out

[YIAMSOMEBODY]

shes back

Tell her, "If I wanted a fake chick, I'd find me a Kardashian. No one ever said chubby is a bad thing. We can make it work."

[iainf]

what do I say next??

Jesus.. how are you so fukking socially inept? Do you have any idea how a woman's mind works? Create the illusion of being desirable even if you aren't.. and yes I do mean lie. Fake it until you make it.

You just completely devalued yourself. Stop using so many emojis too - might as well put "XD" after every sentence you weaboo loser. This is why you're still a virgin, you realize? Act like a man for fuks sake.

[Nicklol]

Jesus.. how are you so fukking socially inept? Do you have any idea how a woman's mind works? Create the illusion of being desirable even if you aren't.. and yes I do mean lie. Fake it until you make it.

You just completely devalued yourself. Stop using so many emojis too - might as well put "XD" after every sentence you weaboo loser. This is why you're still a virgin, you realize? Act like a man for fuks sake.

lol, give me a break

[Eterniity]

Tell her, "If I wanted a fake chick, I'd find me a Kardashian. No one ever said chubby is a bad thing. We can make it work."

****ing OP. Just let BJ take over.

[joshewwah]

Rule #1: Never use emojis, or "lol" or "haha"

[Prose Edda]

You text like my 10 year old cousin... seriously. She's chubby with stretch marks and even with that you're having trouble. Good lord man.

You want to get laid, don't tell people you're a virgin.

[teodorkanev1]

I'm fairly certain OP is trolling. Look at those texts. Look at his avi. Either he's a genuine, big, strong retard(e.g. Hodor) or he's laughs his ass off cus we take the bait.

Also - chubby with stretch marks. Why the hell do you need the wisdom of the misc for this chit?

[Nicklol]

old girl ghosted because shes a weirdo...

but I got a new girl.. I think I finally got it guys












now shes texting me non stop.. rofl..

[BullittEV]

are you going to post a pic of any of these girls or just continue being a *******

[Iukas]

1) post pics of girls
2) stop using emojis
3) respond with exactly whatever yiamsomebody writes

[imperialmisc]

Only way the virgin thing works is if you say it super confidently AND present it like you're joking. Except you're not actually joking. But she doesn't know that and you both win.

?!?!?!

Prophet

Edit: mind=blown that she's responding to you when you're so full of self doubt.

Still happy for you and I like you, nick.

[SYST3M4T1C]

old girl ghosted because shes a weirdo...

but I got a new girl.. I think I finally got it guys












now shes texting me non stop.. rofl..

here you go again....

you ask for us to "give you a break"

but you still do the same chit and confess about being a virgin right off the bat...if you can't pull this one out...i'm forever negging you with my chitty reps

[1Dasitmanebrah1]

I don't see how this can be true (for most girls). If you tell a girl you're a virgin, chances are she'll see you as a shytty lay/something's wrong with you and be completely turned off.

I don't think it makes any difference at all lol

[1Dasitmanebrah1]

Why does MISC tell girls they're a virgin? That will not increase your chances. If anything, that will decrease your chances. The majority of girls will think you're inexperienced so they won't have a good time sexing you. On top of that, they will think if he's attractive but still a virgin, there must be something wrong with him for girls not to want him. There's only a few women out there that will give a virgin a chance to be his first. I rather take the larger percentage of women that wants an experienced man that women wants in this scenario.

but really tho would you not bang a virgin hot chick because you find it "weird" ?

[wincel]

Way to go kiddo. Now close the phucken deal.

[WishIWasJawBrah]

Is that pof?

[Nicklol]

Is that pof?

yea

[TheWeeknd4Ever]

Jesus christ nick....what are you doing?

After you send some of those messages do you ever just re-read them and think, why the hell did I send that? You reek of desperation man, you need to just calm down a bit.

[Silencespeaks]

Why do you keep bringing up your virginity when everyone is telling you not to?? Is it just to annoy us at this point?

[JyzzMagnet]

Sounds like you're in with this 2nd girl bro.