I lost my V card today. (Storyline) (pics) srs

[RICHSTRONG]

send her richstrong's video. Guarantee that'll get a reaction out of her and a response.

Cant guarantee it'll be a positive one tho

Inb4 i have her dad lawyering me to take it down lol

[krazy33]

I might say something like..

Ive been imagining fuking you over and over.. i want to try (sex position)

[cojones539]

would probably have my head chopped off by tyrone and co if that happened

it's not really salvageable at this point tbh. It would be a major long shot if she were to actually be receptive to a double text. It'll just make you look desperate (which you already know). So sending the vid would be mostly for the lols. I'd bet it'll definitely get a response out of her tho lmao. Who knows, she might laugh too and like it

[Elllissss]

I'm ded srs. See, the problem is you worry too much. You don't really know her, she doesn't really know you so who cares. What do you really have to lose? Nothing...that's what. You saw what being autistic got you..now just be a cheeky fuk and see what happens. Just please don't say schit like 'i'd like to put my penis back in your vagina if that's ok :/' and use sad emojis and schit. jesus christ show some confidence but play off your inexperience and be funny

this, serious.


You know that not being experienced in the bedroom really isn't an issue when you've got threads of miscers considering advertising themselves on tinder etc as a virgin purposely to increase their chances.

[Lawlstud]

OH FUK



SHE IS THE ONE SAYING IM UM MAYBE



AND HE SAID IT WAS VERY EDUCATIONAL

LLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

HOLY FUKING CHIT OP HOW

[ClaudeGiroux]

it was supposed to be a mixed bag of wit and sarcasm, but it was a miserable mistake

[RICHSTRONG]

it was supposed to be a mixed bag of wit and sarcasm, but it was a miserable mistake

Why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves up.

[ikepen]

found OP



Report: Claude Giroux Arrested For “Grabbing Male Police Officer’s Buttocks”
http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/201...ted-in-ottawa/

[cojones539]

OP if you want to take a srs long shot and send her a second text, then go with this;

"Imagine if peanut butter had the same attitude you do, he would have never hit it off with jelly and made pb&j. Which in turn would have lead to catastrophe as middle schoolers nation wide would now spend recesses feeling somewhat disgusted in themselves for shoveling that soggy baloney sandwich down their throats when they know they could've had better. Think of the children mary, think of the children."

[chino3]

I can work with maybe. It was very educational. I'm not one to insist but let's not rush next time.

[Brogeta]

tell her youve been taking extra credit and youre ready to pass the next test bro

[ClaudeGiroux]

tell her youve been taking extra credit and youre ready to pass the next test bro

OP if you want to take a srs long shot and send her a second text, then go with this;

"Imagine if peanut butter had the same attitude you do, he would have never hit it off with jelly and made pb&j. Which in turn would have lead to catastrophe as middle schoolers nation wide would now spend recesses feeling somewhat disgusted in themselves for shoveling that soggy baloney sandwich down their throats when they know they could've had better. Think of the children mary, think of the children."

ho le fuk crew

[ClaudeGiroux]

**** it brahs. I'm going nuclear. Peanut butter and jelly pasta a go? Or do I go with extra credit to build off if "educational"? Lmfao

[Aameiel]

This is a feel good story of the year !! GJDM

[FijiSotia]

Don't send that fukking peanut butter line what the fuk ahah

I have no advice apart from that. The line isnt even funny

[cojones539]

Don't send that fukking peanut butter line what the fuk ahah

I have no advice apart from that. The line isnt even funny

it's a goldengains line and it's hilarious/creative as fuk. He probably had the best game on the misc along with alfaazfuk and definitely better game than you.

Send it OP, it's worked for me in the past as a double text

[KingKringe]

This has been very educational.

[ClaudeGiroux]

BRAHS

Used the pb and J line.

She replied very fast
Her:
What the ****
That was so ****ing random omg that's hilarious




How do I reply??

[motivated99]

Just move on OP. You fuked everything up beyond repair. Look up how to not be a retard, holy fuking ****

[cojones539]

BRAHS

Used the pb and J line.

She replied very fast
Her:
What the ****
That was so ****ing random omg that's hilarious




How do I reply??

say "Well making you laugh was the goal. Anyways, so when are you gonna get me drunk and take advantage of me for round 2?"

then post screenshots

[ClaudeGiroux]

Misc pls

[Misctify]

say "Well making you laugh was the goal. Anyways, so when are you gonna get me drunk and take advantage of me for round 2?"

then post screenshots

Do it OP. You really have nothing to lose at this point.

[ClaudeGiroux]

say "Well making you laugh was the goal. Anyways, so when are you gonna get me drunk and take advantage of me for round 2?"

then post screenshots

Girl is 19 not legal to drink just FYI but...

I'm Doing this unless told otherwise.

I am putting my fate in the hands of the misc..

[bebja]

It was very educational




It was nice meeting you... bud

[cojones539]

Girl is 19 not legal to drink just FYI but...

I'm Doing this unless told otherwise.

I am putting my fate in the hands of the misc..

doesn't matter, guarantee she drinks all the time. Send it

[ClaudeGiroux]

It's happening

[tightteeshirt]

IN AGAIN. riosbrah ^^ coming through with the line


OH DAMN ITS HAPPENING! unbelievable lol. op get some PG rated pics for the misc

[MSUD5]

herewego.gif

[Misctify]

It's happening

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/IuTxT8U.jpg[img]

Get it boyo

[cojones539]

It's happening

should be smooth sailing from here, she's interested