Text Trolling (ohboyo)(gtfih)

[gary69]

Hello DeeDee, it bothers me that you took so long to reach out to me. I feel you may be deliberately wasting my time in an attempt to erode my confidence. You see, I don’t like being bothered because when i get bothered my self-control is lowered and I become more susceptible to influence from the bad voices. They get louder DeeDee. The voices scream at me, they whisper terrible wicked things to me. Mittons they say, he is a very bad cat they tell me. Very very bad indeed. Cats aren’t meant to have fur, cats are a bald creature they say. They tell me I must clip Mittons or I am a sinner. I don’t have clippers I say, but no, they tell me I don’t need clippers. The cheese grater, they point to the cheese grater. YES. Shave him, shave him, SHAVE HIM!. The voices are getting louder now, outside needs me. Here kitty kitty.

fukin lol

[JotaroJoestar]

Hi Linda! I've been meaning to contact the company with a couple complaints. The product has caused me to break out in a rash. I had a job interview the next day and am afraid that it cost me a $100,000 job opportunity. What will Mary Kay do to reimburse me on the opportunity cost?

[chroneos]

Tell her you got a sex change and love the products with this face attached

[DoUEvenZyzz]

Send dink pic /thread

[YoungBuilder315]

Holy FUK she responded. Can't post pics, at work. She sent a fking pic of herself lmao. WILL POST when I get home or neg me into oblivion

[YoungBuilder315]

She's actually like a 7/10. Some would say a 6/6.5

[ggMoe]

Hello DeeDee, it bothers me that you took so long to reach out to me. I feel you may be deliberately wasting my time in an attempt to erode my confidence. You see, I don’t like being bothered because when i get bothered my self-control is lowered and I become more susceptible to influence from the bad voices. They get louder DeeDee. The voices scream at me, they whisper terrible wicked things to me. Mittons they say, he is a very bad cat they tell me. Very very bad indeed. Cats aren’t meant to have fur, cats are a bald creature they say. They tell me I must clip Mittons or I am a sinner. I don’t have clippers I say, but no, they tell me I don’t need clippers. The cheese grater, they point to the cheese grater. YES. Shave him, shave him, SHAVE HIM!. The voices are getting louder now, outside needs me. Here kitty kitty.

[Arkileon]

how do we transition this into OP giving her his cream tho

[YoungBuilder315]

how do we transition this into OP giving her his cream tho

We don't because OP has a 6 year GF who plays out OP's fantasies

[collapsibletank]

perfect lets reschedule

[CaptChip40]

leaving crumbs to find my way back. OP better deliver

[Zackad]

We don't because OP has a 6 year GF who plays out OP's fantasies

So is having a threesome not one of your fantasies?

Or cucking your gf?

[YoungBuilder315]

In.

[Oreyon]

In.

Abort mission !!!

I repeat time to run

[ThatOneLurker]

OP...






















































that's a man

[Oreyon]

DeeDee is gonna stick the D hard no lube and be like surprise motha phuka

[JIGSAW]

would penetrate /10

[Jhalf]

would penetrate /10

[Inb4manlet]

Innnnnnnn after DeeDee's picture. Subbed.

[wheeliopopper]

Say you (linda) are into cuck-queening and your husband wants to clap her cheeks like an applause section. Then you schedule a meet-up at the bar and after a couple of domestics, go to work on her in the bathroom posing as Linda's husband.

[whtcoupe]

In.

she looks extremely familiar SRS as in an older female actress just cant put my finger on her name srs

[BigRangs]

In.

[iwant2beswole]

lmaooo in

[Clydesdale1991]

In now

[digistp]

she looks extremely familiar SRS as in an older female actress just cant put my finger on her name srs

You are probably thinking of
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mira_Furlan

[yahkeyy]

loooool in..

she looks like a tranny op.
what sort of goods/products must she be talking about?

[YoungBuilder315]

Well misc, where do we go from here? I'm curious as to what the "product" is


Edit: wizard^ dunno

[IReallyLoveOats]

Ohhhh less make dis good boyos!

[MrSchons]

She looks like she sells huge, veiny dildos.

[keffster]

She looks like Ron Pearlman