Bustacapp in a lift

**Rabbitjb** · 03-23-2017, 02:49 PM

I thought the scots in the lift were funny

But page 3 is better

**butwhowasgains** · 03-23-2017, 02:50 PM

Originally Posted by TrotonKat

**samsbolton** · 03-23-2017, 02:54 PM

Originally Posted by Melis689

Gona decline purely on the basis of you calling me Mel. Samantha pls!!

Rather call you Mel. Bad experience with a Melissa before.

anonymous · 03-23-2017, 03:02 PM

shut the fuk up all of u

**butwhowasgains** · 03-23-2017, 03:04 PM

Originally Posted by mysterylifter

shut the fuk up all of u

Negged

**Melis689** · 03-23-2017, 03:07 PM

Originally Posted by samsbolton

Rather call you Mel. Bad experience with a Melissa before.

Mel just reminds me of a fat manly looking bird from Runcorn type of name

**samsbolton** · 03-23-2017, 03:28 PM

Originally Posted by Melis689

Mel just reminds me of a fat manly looking bird from Runcorn type of name

Met Mel C a few weeks ago, very nice girl. Not saying she's my type, but very nice.

**Melis689** · 03-23-2017, 03:41 PM

Originally Posted by samsbolton

Met Mel C a few weeks ago, very nice girl. Not saying she's my type, but very nice.

Think she's actually from sunny runny come to think of it..

**AverageKenneth** · 03-23-2017, 03:59 PM

PLOT TWIST: Sam was Gollum all along.

**1outof10beta** · 03-23-2017, 04:14 PM

Originally Posted by samsbolton

Met Mel C a few weeks ago, very nice girl. Not saying she's my type, but very nice.

Shame fat, bald, poor, thick, old manlets aren't her type then isn't it?

**1outof10beta** · 03-23-2017, 04:15 PM

Originally Posted by Melis689

Mel just reminds me of a fat manly looking bird from Runcorn type of name

Wait, your name is Samantha?

I found a Samantha on POF who looked just like you, I discounted it as I thought your name was Melissa.

Confused srs.

**AverageKenneth** · 03-23-2017, 04:15 PM

Originally Posted by 1outof10beta

Wait, your name is Samantha?

I found a Samantha on POF who looked just like you, I discounted it as I thought your name was Melissa.

Confused srs.

She called Sam Samantha.

Pics of POF doppelganger sloot?

**1outof10beta** · 03-23-2017, 04:17 PM

no pics, did not save.

Actually to be more specific I messaged a girl with biceps and asked her if she was on here which got my profile deleted for advertising :/ I believe I am IP banned on pof and haven't had the inclination to have it changed yet.

**AverageKenneth** · 03-23-2017, 04:20 PM

Originally Posted by 1outof10beta

no pics, did not save.

Actually to be more specific I messaged a girl with biceps and asked her if she was on here which got my profile deleted for advertising :/ I believe I am IP banned on pof and haven't had the inclination to have it changed yet.

**Melis689** · 03-23-2017, 04:22 PM

Originally Posted by 1outof10beta

Wait, your name is Samantha?

I found a Samantha on POF who looked just like you, I discounted it as I thought your name was Melissa.

Confused srs.

My name IS Melissa. I called Sam Samantha cause he called me Mel. Pics of my twin?

Edit: ken the wizard ^

**butwhowasgains** · 03-23-2017, 04:23 PM

Originally Posted by Melis689

My name IS Melissa. I called Sam Samantha cause he called me Mel. Pics of my twin?

Wk reps

**FannySkelper** · 03-23-2017, 04:26 PM

Originally Posted by butwhowasgains

Wk reps

X2

Mine are cuck WK reps, I wanna watch you WK rep her first then I'll WK rep her when you're finished

**BustaCapp** · 03-23-2017, 04:27 PM

Originally Posted by samsbolton

Most people know that actually, it's why people say the phrase 'dictionary definition' as opposed to just 'definition' which is relevant to the context in which you are using it.

Anything else you great fat dunce?

You made that up.

You're bald, you don't lift and you made that up.

**1outof10beta** · 03-23-2017, 04:57 PM

I must say I have never heard the phrase "dictionary definition"...ever, but have heard the word "definition of" several times a year.

As for Melissa, is Mel a trigger?

**YourIHero** · 03-23-2017, 05:04 PM

Originally Posted by mysterylifter

shut the fuk up all of u

Say that to my face not online and see what happens, boyo

**EmmaW4tson** · 03-23-2017, 05:37 PM

Originally Posted by samsbolton

Liverpool latitude 53.41
Grimsby latitude 53.57

If you, you scouse git, are a northerner, so is Ian Huntley.

It's beautiful how thick you are.

U fkkin wot?

You absolute bellend.

Lincolnshire is below South Yorkshire, which in itself is inside Midlands. Take out a bewk and look at a map you ignoramous.

**Melis689** · 03-23-2017, 11:58 PM

Originally Posted by 1outof10beta

I must say I have never heard the phrase "dictionary definition"...ever, but have heard the word "definition of" several times a year.

As for Melissa, is Mel a trigger?

Yes I hate it

**1outof10beta** · 03-24-2017, 01:09 AM

ITT we learn what word to use to play bucking bronco with Melis689 xD

**Melis689** · 03-24-2017, 01:13 AM

Originally Posted by 1outof10beta

ITT we learn what word to use to play bucking bronco with Melis689 xD

Go on. I'll rip your head clean off your shoulders m8

**1outof10beta** · 03-24-2017, 08:27 AM

Originally Posted by Melis689

Go on. I'll rip your head clean off your shoulders m8

Kinky!

**BustaCapp** · 03-24-2017, 12:04 PM

I built a greenhouse today.

Can any of you *******s top that?

**samsbolton** · 03-24-2017, 12:59 PM

Originally Posted by BustaCapp

I built a greenhouse today.

Can any of you *******s top that?

Sure that will last a long time in Liverpool

**samsbolton** · 03-24-2017, 01:00 PM

Originally Posted by EmmaW4tson

U fkkin wot?

You absolute bellend.

Lincolnshire is below South Yorkshire, which in itself is inside Midlands. Take out a bewk and look at a map you ignoramous.

I dont really care what happens north of Watford. Might as well be Timbuktu.

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