I have worms. My tour is over. SRS

[Logan3265]

I have had intestinal issues for like a year. I eat a ton, but feel like I'm starving. I will be massively bloated and unable to chit for days, and still be stuffing myself because I'm full but hungry, then finally everything gets out and I have a flat stomach and feel great, then it happens again. I don't have health insurance, and thought I'd get better, so I didn't get looked at.

Well, about a month ago, I chit what looked like a 6 inch worm. I attributed it to an anomaly, or some weird food, and said, I've survived this long, I'm fine.

Today I chit like an 18 inch one. It was about 10 inches out and I didn't feel it. Looked down and saw it, almost passed out.
Took tp and used it to grab and pull.
Pulled another like 8 inches out.

Going to urgent care tomorrow.

At least it isn't a tumor or something.

I don't care if your responses are SRS, just want people to know not a roll bread.

[Pavlovian]

Eat less pig you cuck

[Zackad]

my god dude that's absolutely disgusting

could you feel the worm sliding out as you pulled on it?


did you try to push it back in?

[QuickyBastar]

Dont eat raw pork

[djc2219]

Where do you live OP I didn't know people even got worms in America you sick phuck

[Thekittenking]

I hear that they used to use worm eggs in diet pills. Too bad for chiting out worms, it sounded cool until you stated that.

[cncman]

is it like the futurama ones because I want those

[L0rdHumongous]

Let me get this straight, you found an alien worm in your angus and you're waiting to go to the Dr.?

[m1n2v5]

The least you could've done was take and post a pic of the 18" worm, srs

[Logan3265]

I don't know how I got them. I lived in Japan for a while, possible I got them there. And I know it's digusting. Worms are cucking me.

[Logan3265]

The least you could've done was take and post a pic of the 18" worm, srs

I was so mortified, I didn't think about it. I wish I had.

[SageofsixPaths]

what are the symptoms you noticed op?


worried/10

[wasp9166]

stop being a worm

[x-trainer ben]

I have had intestinal issues for like a year. I eat a ton, but feel like I'm starving. I will be massively bloated and unable to chit for days, and still be stuffing myself because I'm full but hungry, then finally everything gets out and I have a flat stomach and feel great, then it happens again. I don't have health insurance, and thought I'd get better, so I didn't get looked at.

Well, about a month ago, I chit what looked like a 6 inch worm. I attributed it to an anomaly, or some weird food, and said, I've survived this long, I'm fine.

Today I chit like an 18 inch one. It was about 10 inches out and I didn't feel it. Looked down and saw it, almost passed out.
Took tp and used it to grab and pull.
Pulled another like 8 inches out.

Going to urgent care tomorrow.

At least it isn't a tumor or something.

I don't care if your responses are SRS, just want people to know not a roll bread.

This thing worked like a charm

http://www.drnatura.com/paranil

[anonymous]

I have a feeling you're lying because of your dead mom sig, you're messed up

[wasp9166]

what are the symptoms you noticed op?


worried/10

laying on the sidewalk when it rains , robins hovering over house

[eatyourspinach]

Don't you have to pay a fine for not having insurance?

[theCallout]

Why in the literal phuck are you waiting to go to the hospital

[MuzzieChik786]

Were they actually moving around when you pulled them out?

*goes to puke*

[Ratfish]

truck stop sushi crew

my dog had tapeworms a couple years back and they gave him a single pill that wiped them out

probably the same deal for you

[AleFCP]

Read this thread before op is frauding

[Gynosaur]

Having a worm hanging out of my ass and having to pull it out has been a fear of mine since childhood.

Jesus Opie, I'd be at the hospital or butt-chugging hand sanitizer if I was you. Parasites freak me out.

Stay safe

[xvicknumber7x]

wtf thats gross

better hammer that ACV

[RICHSTRONG]

Pics??

[EEytonJones]

The least you could've done was take and post a pic of the 18" worm, srs

This

Its the single most important thing you could have done at that time. I understand you blowing your shot after the first one, the 6" one. But twice, and no pics?

Son i am disappoint

[CoolKnees]

Pics??

No pls no

[ImFckable]

my aunt had worms when she was a little girl back in the 1940's... she almost died from it... they were going to her wind pipe and choking her out

[EZR4]

Holy chit i wouldve ended my own tour if id seen that. I heard some worms can grow up to 20 inches.



Tfw same symptoms as OP for years now........

[lntense]

Why would you not take a fu*king picture?

[TheRougarou646]

Sounds like Tapeworms from undercooked fish.

Stop eating sugar and grains till you get to the Dr.

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