Totally regret letting my gf move in with me :(

[TheCreature55]

About 5 months into dating her last year,she just got her college degree. So she began looking for work. She eventually finds a job literally 3 blocks from my apartment. She looked around for a place to rent,couldnt find anything she could afford. So she brings up the idea of moving in with me till she finds a place. I like her,no major red flags,good company,and the prospect of a warm hole in my bed every night seemed appealing. I agreed

We're living together for 4 months now and it's driving me fukking insane. Cant remember when last i had a good night's rest in my own bed. Dont know how you brahs manage that sh!t.

- She's 5'5 110lb and takes up 70% of the bed
- Always pulling the blankets off me
- Farting in her sleep
- Wants to cuddle all the time when i'm trying to sleep
- She can cook,but i dont like her food. Always bland and tasteless. No spice or flavour
- Hijacked my closet space because she doesnt want her dresses to crease
- Hoards junk. Has over 30 pairs of shoes because some of them match with her outfits. Which she's never worn in years
- Has boxes of old stuff stored in the other bedroom from when she was 10 years old
- Uses my toiletries. Shaving foam and razor to shave her cooch and legs.
- Once whilst she was in the shower she says: "Babe,we're out of shaving foam!" I'm thinking: "Bish that's my shaving foam. Buy your own fukking shaving foam
- Doesnt put the cap back on the toothpaste after she's used it
- Always wasting food. Makes a sandwich,takes a few bites. Leaves the sandwich in the fridge to rot until it has to be thrown away.
- Always rearranging the place because i dont have "Taste and style"
- Always asking me how my day was. Like every single day after work i have to report how my day was. Sh!t's annoying AF

I can write a book on the things that i hate about the setup. I so badly want to tell her to leave,but i know it will turn into a massive fight. My brahs tell me that's completely normal "Living with a female" behaviour and i should learn to adapt if i dont want to die alone. Which i think is insane.

I'm used to my own space. I dont like people moving my stuff.

How do i tell her to GTFO in the nicest way possible?

I've lived with a girl (now my fiancee) for over 3 years now in a 500 square foot 1 bedroom apartment

If you don't see yourself ever marrying this girl, kick her out now as others have said. It isn't going to get any easier with time so you might as well get it over with.

If this isn't the case, you need to set rules and train her out of bad behaviour. My partner was a bit of a hoarder whereas I'm a "minimalist" and I managed to train her out of that behaviour over time. The same would apply to cooking, wasting food, etc

If you have room, set up a place that's your space (an office, etc) and make that clear to her. If you live in a small place like I do, unfortunately you have to leave (or wait for her to leave) if you want alone time. I tend to go for walks, bike rides, etc.

A few other things - shoes and toiletries - can be fixed by keeping the place organised and having rules (mutually agreed upon) around this. Unfortunately most women seem to have ****loads of both so there's not much else you can do here.

Consider getting different blankets if you're a light sleeper as others have suggested. A white noise machine can help too.

Learn to compromise on things that aren't that important; such is life when you live with another person.

Good luck OP

[wagtail]

Simply link her to this thread and the universe will take care of the rest

[mischman]

op i can relate to your situation. my gf recently moved into my place because she said it didn't make sense for her to pay rent on her separate place when i was already paying rent on mine. we get along pretty good but my sex drive is a lot higher than hers. she has forbid me from watching porn and fapping as she thinks it's a form of cheating. but i am a man and i have needs. so usually a few times a week i'll go into the guest bedroom closet with my phone and jerk off. i have about 7 min to pop my O before she starts wondering where i am.

I dont get brahs who have a live in gf and still beat off to porn. It's like having your own car and still using a rental every week

First girl I had move in was exactly like you described your chick... Bish was so disorganized and dirty, typical young American sloot.... together we were a total mess....We broke up a year after moving in together

After her I found a eastern Euro traditional chick... She moved in... Cleans the house like its her job(it kinda is)... Makes the best food... pleasures me whenever I want has never said no in 3 years...

I look forward to going home... My chit is all organized when I come back, food will be ready and ill get a BJ when its all done

When you find the right women you know it.

When will it be mine turn

I doubt there is anything you can do. You let her in. Getting rid of her now is like casting out an evil spirit.
Women are very often extremely selfish. They think that everything they do is right and everything you do is wrong.
I've never even had a gf live with me and I still get this behavior.
Current gf comes over a lot and just does whatever she wants, like she owns the place.
I always know what she's used because of the evidence. She never closes a lid on anything. I tell her and she just ignores me. I don't even know why she thinks she can just use my stuff.
Constantly just grabs something in my fridge and starts eating it. Never permission. I would never do that in someone else's home. Geez
Always telling me how my house is wrong and how I should fix it up.
Without any permission, just moved a bunch of her storage into my basement. Never needs any of it. It just sits in my basement. Then she btched when my cat pooped on it Good cat! I even told her not to put her stuff there, and she just did it anyway. I tell her to take it out and she just ignores me.
Always telling me to buy new furniture. (Oh, yeah? Why don't you buy it?)
Constantly complains that my house is too cold. She ONCE turned up the heat and I blew up. Unless she wants to start paying my bills, that is a complete no no. Even my roommates aren't allowed to do that.
Always offers to clean my house, but wants me to pay her wages for doing so.
Anytime she comes over, she wants to stay all night. I don't let her. I don't want her sleeping next to me and keeping me awake, which she will do. I once slept next to her in a hotel and I got no sleep because she was constantly moving around and waking up scared and having to wake me up to tell me about her nightmare.
She whines and cries and I tell her to go home. It's gotten to the point that I throw her out early because I know that she is trying to stay late and get too tired to leave.
Also, I know that if I let her sleep here one night, she'll pretty much move in.
Her apt is an incredible mess.
One thing I've learned is that women live like pigs. It's amazing. They'll get on my case if my home isn't spotless, but their place it always grossly messy.

She lets you penetrate her vagina. You owe her everything

[mischman]

You got yourself a white girl huh.

Nope

[Sinan09400]

Go get a bf instead. You wont have to deal with any of these except farting part

[rosabonheur]

sounds like you shouldn't be in relationship at all man how about just break up with her and go on tinder

[Weezy32]

OP it sounds like its her apartment and you are the one that moved in. You need to set some rules man

How hard is it to put the cap back on the toothpaste FFS!

This OP...

Talk to her and explain all the things that are bothering you and simply tell her if she doesnt fix it she will have to move out AFTER ALL ITS YOUR PLACE AND SHE SHOULD RESPECT IT . Give her a 2 week period to stop with all this bs or she is gone. If she doesnt do it or cant do it then you should kick her ass out and move on because clearly it would be a waste of time dating her if you will never be able to marry her.

For those that are saying these are minor things thats obviously not it... not putting a cap on the toothpaste... leaving food to rot in fridge , using his shaving cream and not replacing when she uses all of it... that kind of **** would drive me insane.

Shes also 110 pounds and taking up all the bed wtf i would wake her ass up in the middle of the night every night and tell her to move that would teach her. No fukkin way i would put up with this ****.

If shes already taking up 70% of bed then getting a bigger bed wont help she will still keep taking up 70% of the bed.


Honestly op just the fact that shes not greatfull that you let her move in and that shes acting this way first few weeks/months is a HUGE RED sign... i mean imagine what she will be doing after living with you 2-3 years when she gets even more complacent .


Edit: Also op i dated a girl for a year back in college... she wanted to move in i said **** no after that relationship pretty much ended there so i would say if you kick her out its pretty much over. Keep that in mind

[tehgosu]

brb asking YaBoyDave if the pics are loading in prison since i can see fuk all here atm

fukkin ded brah

lawd the girl's body on the left hnnnggggg

[WesleyEngDOTcom]

About 5 months into dating her last year,she just got her college degree. So she began looking for work. She eventually finds a job literally 3 blocks from my apartment. She looked around for a place to rent,couldnt find anything she could afford. So she brings up the idea of moving in with me till she finds a place. I like her,no major red flags,good company,and the prospect of a warm hole in my bed every night seemed appealing. I agreed

We're living together for 4 months now and it's driving me fukking insane. Cant remember when last i had a good night's rest in my own bed. Dont know how you brahs manage that sh!t.

- She's 5'5 110lb and takes up 70% of the bed
- Always pulling the blankets off me
- Farting in her sleep
- Wants to cuddle all the time when i'm trying to sleep
- She can cook,but i dont like her food. Always bland and tasteless. No spice or flavour
- Hijacked my closet space because she doesnt want her dresses to crease
- Hoards junk. Has over 30 pairs of shoes because some of them match with her outfits. Which she's never worn in years
- Has boxes of old stuff stored in the other bedroom from when she was 10 years old
- Uses my toiletries. Shaving foam and razor to shave her cooch and legs.
- Once whilst she was in the shower she says: "Babe,we're out of shaving foam!" I'm thinking: "Bish that's my shaving foam. Buy your own fukking shaving foam
- Doesnt put the cap back on the toothpaste after she's used it
- Always wasting food. Makes a sandwich,takes a few bites. Leaves the sandwich in the fridge to rot until it has to be thrown away.
- Always rearranging the place because i dont have "Taste and style"
- Always asking me how my day was. Like every single day after work i have to report how my day was. Sh!t's annoying AF

I can write a book on the things that i hate about the setup. I so badly want to tell her to leave,but i know it will turn into a massive fight. My brahs tell me that's completely normal "Living with a female" behaviour and i should learn to adapt if i dont want to die alone. Which i think is insane.

I'm used to my own space. I dont like people moving my stuff.

How do i tell her to GTFO in the nicest way possible?

Girlfriends are like dogs, they can be absolutely wonderful or they can be a nightmare, and it is up to YOU as the alpha leader to train her to your liking. You sound like a ****ty dog owner that complains about his dog ****ting all over the house when you're too beta and pussy to man the **** up and train your dog.

I have a king bed and I tell them how I like things done. Since I'm their bf, then they obviously care about me and what I want, so they will reciprocate.

You beta

[Armord]

As another poster above pointed out, these are bad habits developed from childhood/teenage years.

As to your friends who say that this is normal female behavior that you should put up with, they're wrong. If they allow this then they're a bunch of spineless cucks.

The bish overstepped and has a lack of respect for you and your place now. From the moment you moved in, you should have established clear rules and boundaries (this is normal, it's YOUR fukin' place).

You have to talk to the bish and be more assertive with her and if she doesn't change, then you kick her out.

If this doesn't work and she doesn't change then she isn't compatible with you (you definitely don't want to keep up with this **** for a long period of time if you want to keep your sanity).

Take a day off work and pack up all her **** and have it ready for when she gets home. If she starts a fight, power through it. Don't be afraid of confrontations with your gf.

Good luck brah

best advice itt is from a 17 year old

mind = blown

[jonnicola]

pics of gf not loading, rebooting windows

[Gringo12]

Fck I'm actually so worried about this lmao. My last gfs were all pretty great but I'd lose my patience with them after like 3 straight days. I don't know how I'd cope with anyone constantly being in my house, touching my stuff and making a mess. I get mad at my brother for leaving any dishes in the sink and not wiping down the stove every time.

I also don't think I'll ever be able to joint bank account with a girl, I don't know how people do it

My last gf we were talking about moving in together, she wanted me to buy a house and she wanted to Deco but I wanted to deco it. Argued about it and I said well you can put down a deposit for the house then. Next thing I know she's gone out and bought a $2000 husky, that pretty much ended any conversation of moving in together.

[BrokeAzHell]

u can't change her she is who she is. kick her out, you only have one life, don't live it for nobody else.

Don't listen to your friends, especially guys that are in a relationship, they also want you to be in a relationship bc misery loves company.

[EmmaW4tson]

About 5 months into dating her last year,she just got her college degree. So she began looking for work. She eventually finds a job literally 3 blocks from my apartment. She looked around for a place to rent,couldnt find anything she could afford. So she brings up the idea of moving in with me till she finds a place. I like her,no major red flags,good company,and the prospect of a warm hole in my bed every night seemed appealing. I agreed

We're living together for 4 months now and it's driving me fukking insane. Cant remember when last i had a good night's rest in my own bed. Dont know how you brahs manage that sh!t.

- She's 5'5 110lb and takes up 70% of the bed
- Always pulling the blankets off me
- Farting in her sleep
- Wants to cuddle all the time when i'm trying to sleep
- She can cook,but i dont like her food. Always bland and tasteless. No spice or flavour
- Hijacked my closet space because she doesnt want her dresses to crease
- Hoards junk. Has over 30 pairs of shoes because some of them match with her outfits. Which she's never worn in years
- Has boxes of old stuff stored in the other bedroom from when she was 10 years old
- Uses my toiletries. Shaving foam and razor to shave her cooch and legs.
- Once whilst she was in the shower she says: "Babe,we're out of shaving foam!" I'm thinking: "Bish that's my shaving foam. Buy your own fukking shaving foam
- Doesnt put the cap back on the toothpaste after she's used it
- Always wasting food. Makes a sandwich,takes a few bites. Leaves the sandwich in the fridge to rot until it has to be thrown away.
- Always rearranging the place because i dont have "Taste and style"
- Always asking me how my day was. Like every single day after work i have to report how my day was. Sh!t's annoying AF

I can write a book on the things that i hate about the setup. I so badly want to tell her to leave,but i know it will turn into a massive fight. My brahs tell me that's completely normal "Living with a female" behaviour and i should learn to adapt if i dont want to die alone. Which i think is insane.

I'm used to my own space. I dont like people moving my stuff.

How do i tell her to GTFO in the nicest way possible?

And now you understand why men developed a love for sheds, attics and basements.

No fukin female wants to take those spaces over with their **** and vanity. You know how many things were invented and brought to life in a garage, workshop, attic, basement and shed? Who knows but there is 1 thing for certain. The only thing nvented in the presence of a woman was a vacuum and even then they **** it up.

[2thTEE82]

Didn't read any of the responses yet but have tried murdering her? Cuz that would surely end all of your current issues.

[3peat]

OP probably solved that issue in the past 5 months

[EmmaW4tson]

Goddamit. Randomly bumped old threads...

[Anothersloth]

Fck I'm actually so worried about this lmao. My last gfs were all pretty great but I'd lose my patience with them after like 3 straight days. I don't know how I'd cope with anyone constantly being in my house, touching my stuff and making a mess. I get mad at my brother for leaving any dishes in the sink and not wiping down the stove every time.

I also don't think I'll ever be able to joint bank account with a girl, I don't know how people do it

My last gf we were talking about moving in together, she wanted me to buy a house and she wanted to Deco but I wanted to deco it. Argued about it and I said well you can put down a deposit for the house then. Next thing I know she's gone out and bought a $2000 husky, that pretty much ended any conversation of moving in together.

Yeah, doesn't matter if it's a friend or gf staying at my place. At the end of the day, they can stay for one or two nights however from there I get fed up for the reasons you mentioned .

[SlootFlute]

Any updates op?

[Aesthetical]

Give her some Adobo

Donate her old shoes without her knowing

Get in bed before her and take up the space first srs, I did this and its works

Buy her a $2 shaving cream and a good one for yourself

Ask her how her day went, because you are going to get mad when two weeks goes by and she doesnt give a fuk how your day went

Everybody poops, I bet you are a farting ******* too

If you dont like her, break up. Shes already moved in, moving her out into her own places is practically inviting jamal over to hers.

[Criollo]

And now you understand why men developed a love for sheds, attics and basements.

No fukin female wants to take those spaces over with their **** and vanity. You know how many things were invented and brought to life in a garage, workshop, attic, basement and shed? Who knows but there is 1 thing for certain. The only thing nvented in the presence of a woman was a vacuum and even then they **** it up.

basically this. ive always had my own room with my wife when we first moved in it was a spare bedroom and now that we have a house I get the basement. don't come in and fuk with my stuff and we will be fine. plus it gives you a place to get away from each other for a bit.

[DesiredUserphag]

LMFAO never letting this happen to me. Girls can stay for a night or maybe 2 max but then they can GTFO. I've never understood why dudes let girls move in.

[mischman]

OP probably solved that issue in the past 5 months

Any updates op?

Gave her the boot 3 weeks after this thread. She monkey-branched onto a 4/10 non-lifting beta who proposed. She's wearing his ring as we speak .Srs

Goddamit. Randomly bumped old threads...

The Misc is fukked. Only way to get entertainment around here is to bump old threads

[Aircommander91]

phucking cucks


when are they going to learn

Spoiler!

living together kills the sexual urgency. brb you won't have as much sex as if you only saw eachother 1~2times a week. you only live together with a sloot if you're going to build family together. that's it.

[SlootFlute]

Gave her the boot 3 weeks after this thread. She monkey-branched onto a 4/10 non-lifting beta who proposed. She's wearing his ring as we speak .Srs

Cot damn....

Yo you're 26 anyway fuk all that marriage chit

Thanks for the update

[faxanadu]

Gave her the boot 3 weeks after this thread. She monkey-branched onto a 4/10 non-lifting beta who proposed. She's wearing his ring as we speak .Srs



The Misc is fukked. Only way to get entertainment around here is to bump old threads

lol, women and rings. I've forgotten how many times I've known a chick that's been dating a guy, gets the boot, and then within 6 months is getting married... only to end up hating their husband within a year.

I'm beginning to think modern marriage and society is a disease. Men used to work, hunt, and chill together while women did all the women stuff together. Societal health and happiness has gone down hill in the last century as that has disintegrated.

[GettingYucky]

About 5 months into dating her last year,she just got her college degree. So she began looking for work. She eventually finds a job literally 3 blocks from my apartment. She looked around for a place to rent,couldnt find anything she could afford. So she brings up the idea of moving in with me till she finds a place. I like her,no major red flags,good company,and the prospect of a warm hole in my bed every night seemed appealing. I agreed

We're living together for 4 months now and it's driving me fukking insane. Cant remember when last i had a good night's rest in my own bed. Dont know how you brahs manage that sh!t.

- She's 5'5 110lb and takes up 70% of the bed
- Always pulling the blankets off me
- Farting in her sleep
- Wants to cuddle all the time when i'm trying to sleep
- She can cook,but i dont like her food. Always bland and tasteless. No spice or flavour
- Hijacked my closet space because she doesnt want her dresses to crease
- Hoards junk. Has over 30 pairs of shoes because some of them match with her outfits. Which she's never worn in years
- Has boxes of old stuff stored in the other bedroom from when she was 10 years old
- Uses my toiletries. Shaving foam and razor to shave her cooch and legs.
- Once whilst she was in the shower she says: "Babe,we're out of shaving foam!" I'm thinking: "Bish that's my shaving foam. Buy your own fukking shaving foam
- Doesnt put the cap back on the toothpaste after she's used it
- Always wasting food. Makes a sandwich,takes a few bites. Leaves the sandwich in the fridge to rot until it has to be thrown away.
- Always rearranging the place because i dont have "Taste and style"
- Always asking me how my day was. Like every single day after work i have to report how my day was. Sh!t's annoying AF

I can write a book on the things that i hate about the setup. I so badly want to tell her to leave,but i know it will turn into a massive fight. My brahs tell me that's completely normal "Living with a female" behaviour and i should learn to adapt if i dont want to die alone. Which i think is insane.

I'm used to my own space. I dont like people moving my stuff.

How do i tell her to GTFO in the nicest way possible?

bahahahhahahaha funniest shyt I've read in a long time. I know this all to be true from the one year I was married when I was 25. Never again will I live with a woman unless we have separate bedrooms and bathrooms

[bongowongo]

Gave her the boot 3 weeks after this thread. She monkey-branched onto a 4/10 non-lifting beta who proposed. She's wearing his ring as we speak .Srs

Lmfao that escalated quickly .... 3 weeks after the boot she got engaged? was she cucking you while you were dating? seems a bit sudden, no?

[Scrizzle]

The OP is my nightmare. What an inconsiderate slob.

[neuron]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eSDmfdiiT94