Just LMAO if you're not gay (srs)

[solidus2k3]

da phuc.... relapse2017?

[RoyalLee]

Legit wish I was gay.

I have a lot of straight friends tell me this srs. They tell that they're jealous sometimes when they have to deal with gf's/wife's crazy BS.

[MarvBrah]

Im kinda jealous of op.

I can just tell by thw way my girls texting me that shes gonna want to fight later.

Why couldnt I be born liking dik

[ClaptonDeCheeks]

No that's not real tea. Ass muscles expand and contract to their normal state.

for the 2nd thing, not sure if possible lol but no

seems pretty plausible, esp if you both have big cawks

[RoyalLee]

seems pretty plausible, esp if you both have big cawks

hmmm. I'll recruit proudmanlet and report back.

[BaconEggs]

I was thinking of this too, the gay sex might be a thing to get used to though. But OP is spot on with the rest of his points.

[proudmanlet]

hmmm. I'll recruit proudmanlet and report back.

[Mehhzyy]

excuse me?

What?

come over already

lmfao

[Aussie939291]

have to deal with gf's/wife's crazy BS.

bruh you have no idea

[TakuraK]

Just lmao if you think gay men have a single hair on our perfect muscle butts.

When I was taking letrozole solo and crashing my estrogen... this ass meant nothing and my dick remained lump. I imagine that's what Op is on as well because I had the same thought process.

[RoyalLee]

When I was taking letrozole solo and crashing my estrogen... this ass meant nothing and my dick remained lump. I imagine that's what Op is on as well because I had the same thought process.

Not following you, but that's probably why you're red.

[TakuraK]

Not following you, but that's probably why you're red.

Oh! I was talking about that sweet ass picture he posted.

And I'm basically saying you have no sex drive.

[Confusioncss]

ITT: op is actually a *******

[RoyalLee]

Oh! I was talking about that sweet ass picture he posted.

And I'm basically saying you have no sex drive.

Reds gonna red. How would you get that I have no sex drive from this thread? My test count is at the very highest end of the normal range, and I have sex regularly.

[IBench5Pounds]

Great you're happy with your sexuality and all... but it's not a switch you can just turn on out of choice

or at least that's what they've been saying

[RoyalLee]

ITT: op is actually a *******

Wow thanks for clarifying

[TakuraK]

Reds gonna red. How would you get that I have no sex drive from this thread? My test count is at the very highest end of the normal range, and I have sex regularly.

Because no dude that has sex regularly makes posts like this. Add to this the fact that you have mentioned my red rep repeatedly showing obvious sign that you care more about your e-penis than the real deal.

I'll give you a free positive rep if that's what makes you happy mate.

[RoyalLee]

Great you're happy with your sexuality and all... but it's not a switch you can just turn on out of choice

or at least that's what they've been saying

I of all people know that brotha. I made the thread for a funny perception on being gay for you boyos, not to try and "turn" anyone. lol

[RoyalLee]

Because no dude that has sex regularly makes posts like this. Add to this the fact that you have mentioned my red rep repeatedly showing obvious sign that you care more about your e-penis than the real deal.

I'll give you a free positive rep if that's what makes you happy mate.

For sure brah, whatever you want to think lol





Btw tits are poverty twink/10.

[IBench5Pounds]

I of all people know that brotha. I made the thread for a funny perception on being gay for you boyos, not to try and "turn" anyone. lol

I know, I'm just busting your balls. Like everything Im sure it has it's pros and cons

[AzureAzul]

For sure brah, whatever you want to think lol





Btw tits are poverty twink/10.

You seriously don't like twinks bro? Man you're missing out - topping twinks is so unbelievably hnnnnggg. To each his own I guess, more for me.

Seriously?



How can you not hnnnggg even just a little bit?

[wildchild11]

Are there gay FAs?

What would even be the point of associating with females or having female friends?
What could they even provide u?

Do you have to wine and dinee gay dates or do u just Netflix, chill and fuk?

Are you in a relationship?

[12RepsOfPenis]

damn this post just made me realize how gay i am. thank you so much ym good sir

[RoyalLee]

Are there gay FAs?

What would even be the point of associating with females or having female friends?
What could they even provide u?

Do you have to wine and dinee gay dates or do u just Netflix, chill and fuk?

Are you in a relationship?

I'm sure there are. If you want a good laugh, go on Tinder and switch your preferences to male. 99% of them I swipe left because they are groce.jpg. I'm very picky (only like good looking, muscular guys), but I promise you you will get some lols out of it. Most attractive gay guys (from experience) meet through social media.

Females give good relationship perspective you don't usually get from straight guys. They literally have nothing to gain by giving you bad advice like they might if I was straight, so they actually can give good unbiased advice. Has actually helped me quite a bit.

I've been on both types of dates. I would say a typical date for gays is not so different than female-male dates, except sex is pretty much guaranteed.

No, I actually had feelings for one guy that I would for sure settle down with, but that didn't pan out at the moment so right now I'm just playing the field.

[MetalMonarch]

[adamsz]

OP is literally a *******

[bodynyc]

ops logic is flawless

[Inhumanity]

Sorry, but a man's hairy butt hole can never compare in quality to a squishy, tender, medium rare, female butt and poosy hole.

[RoyalLee]

Sorry, but a man's hairy butt hole can never compare in quality to a squishy, tender, medium rare, female butt and poosy hole.

-not hairy
-perfect squat butt
-don't lose butt glow due to kids/childbirth/laziness

just lmao enjoy that butt and give it 5 years until it's sagging and covered in cellulite

[Mudshovel]