GTFIH! I'll choose which X-Men you are

[vsportsguy]

Stoic
Logical
Risk-taker

[nogainnogain]

balding
manlet
asian

[ziggurat]

>5'11
>jesus
>dem bishes

[Marombeiro97]

6'2
210 pounds
Love Anime more than people love their grandparents

[juggernaut74ia]

My username is juggernaut
Don't need two more things

[SoutheastBeast1]

Yo! I already know which one I am but I'll play along.

1. I'm a very stubborn person and I like to do things my way
2. My looks are something I know I'm good in (srs).... AKA I'm narcissistic af
3. Currently laughing at all the cucks who weren't creative enough to list 3 things about themselves that were different than the examples you gave of fav food, height, and music. Reading comprehension not even once you *******s

[Pterodactyl314]

5'6
Beard
Dinosaur mating call
I like lifting, hunting
I enjoy long walks on the beach and making America great again

[Mumra]

List 3 things about yourself (fave food, height, music, etc...anything - I don't give a fuk, just choose any 3 of whatever info you want to share, I just need some info to work with) and based on that and from what I've seen you post in threads, I'll determine which character from X-Men you are.

GO!

fav food: Carbs.
5'11"
music: depends on mood. mostly 80s stuff but in the gym Tek 9, Texas Hippie Coalition and Body Head Bangers etc.
pretty sure if I had pwoers I'd be a bad guy. well maybe not bad but at least the reluctant anti-hero type.
would defenantly side with the anti-mutant registration crowd.
I was a HUGE X-Men fan growing up so this is fun for me.

[GenghisBro]

height 5'9
favorite food is donair
favorite music genre is heavy metal and it's sub genres

Hobbies:Being the bad guy

[SoutheastBeast1]

Fuark OP still on the first page. Mirin depth and effort but mine turn is never gonna come I see.

[Logan3265]

Lived on military bases for 20 years.
Moved every 3 years.

Went from being so "in love" with every girl I dated, to realizing you can't really trust em and struggling to even have feelings for a girl.

I do intermittent fasting, and sometimes I go a few days just to push myself and be in control. I haven't eaten in 40 hours.

[2thTEE82]

Lost it. Id give you either Cyclops for your positive attitude or Collossus for badassery (srs)

Me
Favorite thing is chasing ass
Love the beach and outdoors
Checkered past, tragedy, irresponsible

I remembered watching an X-men episode on the ol' school cartoon and there was a beach scene this certain mutant would not necessarily chase (he had goons to do that) but did capture quite a few asses (both men's and women's) and was trying to do some sketchy experiments on 'em. You are Mister Sinister. You are one extremely powerful mothafukker so I do not want to be on your bad side whatsoever.

Your abilities and there are an ass load of 'em too:

Master manipulator and planner
Superhuman strength and durability
Genius-level intellect
Regenerative healing factor
Telepathy
Molecular manipulation
Shapeshifting
Virtual immunity to injury
Energy projection via telekinesis
Teleportation via tesseract headquarters
Prolonged longevity (poster child for men aging like wine campaign)

I like to write fiction.
Fave music is grunge rock.
Fave food is hot wings.
I'm a tits guy, but I appreciate a good angus.

Hot wings can be really spicy and you love eating 'em as much as you love ass so with those 2 love of yours, you are Iceman. Cold and Ice manipulation are your abilities and you can also assume an enhanced physical form made of solid ice. This comes in real handy when your eating those hot wings. You're a bit of cheater too though since you have won many hot wing eating challenges while secretly freezing your stomach, thus enabling you to pig out at ease.

One thing that is no longer a secret though is that, as many readers/fans have suspected for years, is that you've come out as gay (srs) and that you have a huge crush on one of your fellow X-man. This is why you love ass so much and when you're feeling especially freaky, during anal intercourse, you'll sometimes just break off your ice cawk in dat ass, just so that it'll melt into your protein shaker so that you'll have fresh warm water to mix the protein powder with.

fav food: penor
height: 4'11"
fav music: penor

Holy fuk, this cannot be any more perfect that you had posted right after NillaWafer aka Iceman and you'll soon know why. With your username, it is quite obvious that you and only you can be the glorious winged fa---fan favorite, Archangel! Just a very brief history on you: you were quite the playboy back in the day and had fukked so many sloots in their glowing prime.

Ok, back to the present time again: You have the same taste (hehe) in both food and music and you know what? Coincidentally, Iceman's huge crush about a fellow X-Man that was mentioned in the previous post is...get ready for this...is you, srs. Perhaps, you could Grindr him and get the balls (hehe) rollin' and he'll serve both your fave meal & music?

Anyways, your powers include: Flight via metal wings. Razor sharp feather projection. Superhuman durability. Aerial adaptation.

[300BLK]

Hamburgers

5'8"

Anything that sounds good, don't bias

[KingKringe]

dc crew

[2thTEE82]

Since I am a huge fan of Xmen, I will be curious of the results.

I don't mind being a leader and sacrificing.
My height is 5'9
I follow the rules.

You're a goody two shoes and I'm sure the same height as this mutant so you are none other than the wise and incredibly powerful: Professor X (the wiser and baldcel version).

You have vast telepathic abilities, extending to mind reading, memory manipulation, mind control, astral projection, genius level-intellect, and offensive psychic attack. You can trick people into doing anything and I do mean, ANYTHING and EVERYTHING too for that matter, that you want but you choose not to cuz why? You fukkin follow the rules unless you're hungry then that's one of the few exceptions to that rule. You're highly respected and without you, there'd be no X-Men.

read sig

* Height: 5'3
* Issues with females
* Whiteknight crew
* Rejected by inanimate object (fleshlight) - that's just really sad, bruh

Might as well make you a female mutant (you'll be the 2nd one so far...) and to boost your ego, I'll also give you pride...as in, you are now Kitty Pryde aka Shadowcat. You'll be able to do all the nasty chit you've been dreaming of onto yourself since now you have the female anatomy.

Your powers are that you have the ability to “phase” through solid matter by shifting your atoms through the spaces between the atoms of the object through which you are moving. Don't worry about your clothes - you don't have to be butt naked since you've learned how to go through solid chit with your clothes on but just for chits and giggles, you'll sometimes go through airports and Michelin 3-star restaurants at its peak hours because he sexually get off on the shock factor and since you've been so depraved of any sexual gratification with other people, this is what you resort to.

Actually...no, there's something else you can do that is very cool. It is deathly cool, in fact. If you want to, you can drag your mortal enemy or just someone who annoys the living chit outta you into walls or whatever solid object you and just leave 'em in there and they'll be dead.

Wait! There's something that's really awesome that I neglected to mention. You can now be no longer sexual frustrated cuz you can also phase, or go into, other people as well and when you do, it'll leave 'em unconscious and from that point on, you can satisfy your sexual appetite to your heart's content. Just practice your breathing though cuz when you "phase", you're unable to breathe during the process so if you're outta breath, you gon' be dead.

Donuts
5'8"
Metal

Cuz of your height, physique and that you listed metal, I automatically thought of this mutant since he looks to be around the same height and heating up metal would be kind of fun and also would be perfect to listen to as you're doing that; you are Pyro.

You can control fire but you cannot create. You'll need an existing source to be able to manipulate it so that is why you wear a thrower on your back. At first, you had a petite propane tank stored in your pink (the red color got faded after you washed it with some bleach - you suck at laundry btw) fanny pack but you kept getting bullied, thus ending your usage of the fanny pack. Additionally, that is also what makes you rage at any given moment. A childhood of being bullied and the power to control fire makes for a great combo for the fiery passion that you have for the devastation that you sometimes inflict upon others.

[sv722]

Steak (medium well)
6ft tall
Anything except heavy metal

[MarkNormak]

List 3 things about yourself (fave food, height, music, etc...anything - I don't give a fuk, just choose any 3 of whatever info you want to share, I just need some info to work with) and based on that and from what I've seen you post in threads, I'll determine which character from X-Men you are.

GO!

3 inch bone pressed cawk
5'8"
8.66359 /10 facial aesthetics

go, op.

[tatltael]

-Sushi, sashimi

-Logical to the point that makes me slightly sociopathic

-Always been pretty rebellious

[ahaji]

5'7
I can ohp more than I squat
I like my oatmeal with some peanut butter and banana

[ahaji]

I don't even need to post 3 things. I already know which x-men character I would be, let alone what everyone else would say.

Take a wild guess

I'd say professor x cause your head is like a shiny dome.

[yochrisss]

My favorite color is yellow
I have side chops
I like to keep to myself

[ggMoe]

5'8
Rap/house music
Don't have a strong preference in food, will eat almost anything
Don't really lift but do lots of cardio

[ppself]

You're a goody two shoes and I'm sure the same height as this mutant so you are none other than the wise and incredibly powerful: Professor X (the wiser and baldcel version).

You have vast telepathic abilities, extending to mind reading, memory manipulation, mind control, astral projection, genius level-intellect, and offensive psychic attack. You can trick people into doing anything and I do mean, ANYTHING and EVERYTHING too for that matter, that you want but you choose not to cuz why? You fukkin follow the rules unless you're hungry then that's one of the few exceptions to that rule. You're highly respected and without you, there'd be no X-Men.

[reyes12]

6'2"

volunteer my extra time coaching wrestling

Can't stand the cold

[goodcupcakes]

Cheeseburgers
Classical music &
Creampieing tinder sloots

[Gymnmc23]

You are Rockslide aka Santo Vaccarro, which is probably the main reason why you love Chimichangas in the first place cuz of your Hispanic upbringing, right Senor Vaccarro?

LMAO at Hispanic upbringing, I'm white and FWIW Rockslide is an Italian American.

[Malik116]

You're tall and and there's some Australian in you (the white part) so you are Cyclops. You shoot powerful beams from your eyes which can be extremely destructive if not properly controlled. If someone were to mean mug you, you just stare back and kill 'em cuz that'll show 'em that mean mugging is just simply rude behavior. Oh, and just so you know, you're always the cool guy wearing the cool shades, even when you're indoors or in a dark room.

[/QUOTE] lol thought I wasn't gonna get chosen cause of the amount of miscers ITT.

I should've cleared things up, I was born in Australian but my heritage is Lebanese and Turkish. So wouldn't say Australian blood but I was born here.

Thanks OP, Cyclops is a Sickkunt and gets to be with HNGGGGG Jean Grey.

[2thTEE82]

6'2
goulash
hip hop

Aesthetic torso so I could see something hot being blasted upon your chest...I mean, blasting out of it. You are Havok.

Your powers & abiltites: Energy blasts & ability to absorb cosmic energy. Also, if you and Cyclops (your biological brother) were to ever fight and after mean mugging you and then blasting you with his optic beam, don't worry cuz you're immune to it. And just so you know, Jean Grey has been eye fukkin you for quite some time now.

biceps god
bicep peaks
18" arms

"Buffest chick of 2014"

I've always thought that you were just a dude w/really long hair from your avi and currently, I'm really unsure still. Continuing on...

You are Rogue. You have the involuntary ability to absorb and sometimes also remove the memories, physical strength, and superpowers of anyone you touch. You want to have a long make out session with tongues and all with that hot guy? Too bad cuz that'll kill him. That is the one side effect to your MARVELous power - you can't get too physical intimate, unless you rubber up but even then, that is too risky so in a sense, you'll be a true FA but a very strong and powerful FA, nonetheless. Just look on the bright side though - you'll be able to fly, shoot electricity outta your finger tips, mind control, lift tanks up, etc cuz of the powers you had *ahem* "borrowed". Have a fun time!

Height: 5'7"
Fave Food: Rabbits and Rodents
Never clip my nails
I smoke cigars and like the word bub

Not even sure who'd you even be since you gave me nothing to work with but gonna go against any gut feeling and take a total guess and choose this mutant for you. You are Wolverine (Weapon X Wolverine). The au naturale Wolvie w/the bone claws was already assigned to Proudmanlet. This Wolverine (you) were kidnapped by the Weapon X Program and was experimented on. Your bones were forcifully fused with this strong as fuk chit called Adamantium and you are one of the most deadliest, if brought out, killers there is.

Your powers & abilities: You kick major ass as a master martial artist. Regenerative healing factor - basically, you'll win any fighting tornaments cuz you will barely feel any pain inflicted on you. MMA - you'd fukkin be rich as fuk. As mentioned earlier, you have an Adamantium-plated skeletal structure and you also have retractable claws that are effecientally deadly. Superhuman senses, reflexes, and animal-like attributes. Extended longevity meaning you'll slay for a very long time.

[dhawkeye1980]

6 ft
6.5" wang
10.5" shoe

[2thTEE82]

Fuark OP still on the first page. Mirin depth and effort but mine turn is never gonna come I see.

You'll get yours eventually, brah - still so many miscers to mutate...