I love MatthewChav......

[Malik116]

Guy keeps asking me how I am and what school tie I'm gonna wear LOL

I can't tell if that's genuinely the way he talks/types or if he's the ultimate misc troll.....MatthewChav u Sickkunt, reply and reveal yourself braw

[AmIGoodNuff]

Your avi looks like there is a cat napping on your bald head.

[Malik116]

Your avi looks like there is a cat napping on your bald head.

pussy on my face m8

[zknarc]

Guy keeps asking me how I am and what school tie I'm gonna wear LOL

I can't tell if that's genuinely the way he talks/types or if he's the ultimate misc troll.....MatthewChav u Sickkunt, reply and reveal yourself braw

Likewise. I don't really understand the whole tie obsession thing but it is somehow amusing.

[Malik116]

Me too, OP. one time when i had my first sexual experience. It was a stormy night with my parents out of the house. When he arrived to the door, he was soaked wearing a tight white t-shirt. I could see his pecs and abdominals through his shirt. I remember subconsciously staring at his body as i opened it. He had to wave his hand in front of my face to get me to snap out of it. I apologized and offered him to come inside. He was soaked so I couldn't let him continue into the house all wet like that. I said Let me go get you some clothes to wear from my dad's room. As i walked down the stairs with the clothes in my hand i am awestruck by what i see. I see a beautiful 6'2" 205ib man stripped down into his underwear. White Calvin Klein's. they too were wet and i can see filling package right against his underwear waiting to burst out. I couldn't help but notice a drip of juice from my nether regions run down my leg. I was amazed as this was the first time a man was able to do this to me. He just stood there waiting for me to awkwardly hand him the clothes. I couldn't make eye contact with him as he would probably make my knees give way from the shear beauty this man possessed. He noticed this and took his hand and used it to lift my chin up forcing me to make eye contact. I was speechless. He came in close to my face and moved towards my ear to whisper "Its time". A sense of fear shot through my spine. With my eyes wide open from adrenalin I ask What do you mean?. He than struck me with a right hook that immediately knocked me to the ground. He than grabbed my hair and dragged me on to the couch. He plopped me up on the couch to where i was bent over on the couch's arm. He than began to massage my chest as he began to pull my skirt and panties off. I couldn't resist i was in shock and still a little dazed from the initial blow. with my panties around my ankles he than grabbed my hair and wrapped it around his hand pulling my head back forcing me to look at him as he inserted his penis into my anus. I grunted in agony of the feeling of my anus opening tearing from the impact. It was really painful at first until there was enough blood to act as lube. It was starting to feel good even though i was being raped. my penis began to fill with blood and increase in size. As soon as i became erect it was over. I hear him moaning in pleasure as he filled my anus with god like genetics. Wait no, he was no god. what kind of god would do this to their creation? He finished and left just like that, leaving me bent over the couch in shock with my bear ass up in the air. As my senses came to and my ass became to throb i got up and locked all the doors and just stared out the window looking at the sun breaking through clouds after the storm. It was a beautiful sight. I would of never have got up to look out the window if he haven't of raped me. I thank him for that.

reminds me of shrek story. This is not beloved Matthew

[sunrisesunshine]

I like him too. I saw a meme today about grey joggers and instantly thought of him. It’s tagged as #matthewchav on Instagram

[MatthewChav]

I love me too Malik .... so cheers