I seriously feel like im living in skyrim srs ( pics of dragons)

[dogorman7]

All Ive slayed is just a bunch of dragons srs. I lost my virginity when i was 17 ( no shame) to this girl




Looks a little better in person but a 5/10 at best ( real world standards)

Now in the last 2 years ive gotten my count up to almost 20 ( no brag , chit number) but the only other 5/10 i smashed was the chubby mixed girl who had a cute face but was fat. If she lost weight shed be a solid 8/10. No pics sorry brahs. Ill see if i have her on fb and will update.



Other than those the rest have been dragons. The indian girl is kinda dragony but atleast shes skinny. I dont have pics of all my smashes but here are my 5 most recent


























I know i said 5 but found more pics in my phone









Ayy atleast i can scratch banging a asian chick of my bucket list right ^ ? Not srs


So yeah im not complaining or anything just thought misc would a kick it out of this


Inb4 be more social : i am a social laid back dude , just chit facial aesthetics , ive approached hbbs and attractive women alot, i just never got any positive feesback

Inb4 whiteknight: no if youve ever seen my convos with these sloots i never inflate their ego and im also an anti- feminist

Inb4 physique over face : no last time i was 10-12% bf @ 178 (5'9) girls still thought i was unattractive


I dont let it keep me down though i still approach hbbs


Not mad or ranting just want you misc brahs to use my new nickname : DRAGONBORN

Lol. My life is skyrim.


Oh and yea the reason some of those tinder gorls are far away is because some of them i met when i was at my buddys in indiana and when i was in nyc for christmas.


Discuss misc discuss

[jbball92]

Negging in 2 minutes if you don't fix those goddamn pics

[mkz93]

2017 and you *******s still cant embed correctly

[MajinBuuuu]

Strong internet capabilities.

[JzALiberator]

pics

[dogorman7]

Negging in 2 minutes if you don't fix those goddamn pics

Ight i see whats wrong , no .jpg , working on it my boyos

[jbball92]

Day 1: I have tried every browser at my disposal and it blows my mind because the pics just refuse to load.

Day 2: I have concluded that I must have received some sort of virus through my email. I have canceled all email accounts and reinstalled Windows 7 Ultimate x64. Pics still not loading.

Day 3: I'm running out of options here. There must be some glitch in the Windows 7 Ultimate x64 Operating System. Thanks Bill Gates. Switching to MAC OS X maybe this will prove effective.

Day 4: MAC OS X installation complete. I'm drawing a blank here. Pics still won't load. After ruling out software errors, I am convinced that there must be some lingering mechanical failure in my system. I have placed an order to newegg for rush delivery of a new Western Digital Caviar Black HDD. Will give this another shot tomorrow.

Day 5: Harddrive has arrived and has been installed. To no avail, the pictures will not load. I have not shaved or showered in a week. My clothes stink. I have lost my job...all because these confounded pictures will not load. I'm done with the whole electronics thing. I will be moving into an Amish community and this will be my last update on this issue. Good luck and good riddance.

[RJBRAH]

I can understand not knowing how to embed, but how do you get the first one right and then goof on the next ~14?

[drvillain]

congrats OP you smashed a bunch of 4/10 tinder girls. Many of which look to be whales. The only decent looking one is the first girl you lost your virginity to.

edit: I'm going to assume that the term "dragon" isn't a good thing

[iwant2beswole]

removed

added .jpg to the end of pic tags. going to neg if you made me waste my time


edit: negged

[dogorman7]

Fixed the pics, imgur doesnt put the file extensions on the links if you upload multiple , phucking chit site

[dogorman7]

added .jpg to the end of pic tags. going to neg if you made me waste my time


edit: negged

Already fixed boyo

[jbball92]

"Skills include climbing on countertops, using tongs to reach things "

Holy cringe

[dogorman7]

congrats OP you smashed a bunch of 4/10 tinder girls. Many of which look to be whales. The only decent looking one is the first girl you lost your virginity to.

edit: I'm going to assume that the term "dragon" isn't a good thing

Ik :/ its because i have 3/10 face at best srs its not a brag thread. Call me dragonborn brah.

[mkz93]

"Skills include climbing on countertops, using tongs to reach things "

Holy cringe

"I'll be the one to ask your mom for your baby"

I can't even

[MajinBuuuu]

Why do you have your Tinder radius turned up to 500+ miles? Are you going that far out of your way to pull your dink in and out of a whale?

[R3nmazuo]

i bet their vaginas are filled with the semen residue from your bloated fatceps local 24 fitness gym rats

[dogorman7]

Why do you have your Tinder radius turned up to 500+ miles? Are you going that far out of your way to pull your dink in and out of a whale?

No like i said before i matched with some of these girls when i was out state , do you not go on vacation ?

[iceypain]

das not it mane

[TypeNirvash]

Why did I click on this thread?

[dogorman7]

das not it mane

What do you expect from a 3/10 at best bro ? Lol srs

[Vawx]

Why are guys so desperate? I'd rather fap and have a low kill count than say that I've banged 20+ fatties

Stop boosting these girls egos

[AmIGoodNuff]

First chick and chichi is cute. The second chick looks like a character from a dr seuss book. Wood still smash her tho.

[dogorman7]

Why are guys so desperate? I'd rather fap and have a low kill count than say that I've banged 20+ fatties

Stop boosting these girls egos

Will thats the thing , i feel phucked for boosting their egos because i hate feminism but im not doing it by much , my face is very subpar , the last one i smashed wanted to turn the lights off , i thought she was trying to hide something so i got tested, turns out she probably didnt want to see my face

[WrestlingFan123]

das not it mane

lol das definitely not it mane

[TypeNirvash]

Will thats the thing , i feel phucked for boosting their egos because i hate feminism but im not doing it by much , my face is very subpar , the last one i smashed wanted to turn the lights off , i thought she was trying to hide something so i got tested, turns out she probably didnt want to see my face

Nah man, you are way too down on yourself.

I've had chicks ask me to turn the lights off. A lot has to do with the fact that they're self conscious with themselves and they assume you're going to see all of the things they hate about their body.

[Tune5k]

im so horny id fuk the sht out of those fat chicks and im not even joking

[dogorman7]

Found more pics boyos : it turns out i did add one on fb , the chubby ginger i phucked when i was stationed in colorado , her face was actually cute but dont let these pics fool you , shes not thin , not real fat but chubby

[AndYUKnowThis]

Was any of the pussy good? Srs, like what would you rate each girl? What's the dragon pussy feel like and did it satisfy you?

[Land_Down_Under]

the one you knock back is the one u miss out on.