Over 35 Person of the year. (the airing of grievances)

[so-tex]

Boobs only have two functions: to feed babies and get free drinks at the bar, and since neither of these apply to me, they are pretty useless.

Anyhoo..back to the topic. If anyone of youse wants my vote, you seriously need to step up your game people!

I guess I'm a big baby.

[wesleysh21]

I guess I'm a big baby.

For some reason this is reminding of this scene from Liar, Liar

[Fishman15]

Boobs only have two functions: to feed babies and get free drinks at the bar, and since neither of these apply to me, they are pretty useless.

Anyhoo..back to the topic. If anyone of youse wants my vote, you seriously need to step up your game people!

How about some Oreo cake?

[sy2502]

How about some Oreo cake?

Reported to mods for posting porn. Food porn.

[Fishman15]

Reported to mods for posting porn. Food porn.

I'm home sick...but not too sick for cake.

[ChazWood]

I would say Chaz for doing his part to keep things funny on here with the absence of CBB.



But then there is Hot Holly who is Hot!....................and funny.

Sorry Chaz, you got beat by a gurl.

I'll gladly take that beating. Wait, what?!?!

Seriously, thanks Greg. I just try to keep it light here and not take myself too seriously. Real life is plenty serious and it's nice to have a place to visit and goof around. Even if it means having to be subjected to pics of half-naked dudes.

Anyway, glad to hear I've provided you a few laughs.

[Cass40]

Even if it means having to be subjected to pics of half-naked dudes.

Subjected to?? I thought that's why we're all here.

[thebigzakbowski]

Subjected to?? I thought that's why we're all here.

I may have accidently PMed half naked pictures to the wrong people and subjected them to that...my bad, new years resolution will be to not do that as often

[MissHolly]

For some reason this is reminding of this scene from Liar, Liar

There's another scene from Me Myself & Irene kinda like this, only...bolder. Don't think I can post it here, tho.

[sy2502]

I think we should at least acknowledge, even just as honorable mention, the one common denominator of all O35 chit storms: acrawlingchaos

[Corbi]

Sorry if I don't take marital advice from a guy who called his wife dead weight and missed his dog more than her

Sure as hell wasn't me that has ever uttered nor typed those words you fuk nut. Want to accuse people of $hit at least get it right.

[Cass40]

I think we should at least acknowledge, even just as honorable mention, the one common denominator of all O35 chit storms: acrawlingchaos

There really should be different categories.

[ChazWood]

blah blah blah... my secret crush who I cannot stop thinking about: acrawlingchaos

I freakin' knew it!

ooooh doggie!!!

[Brackneyc]

I'm home sick...but not too sick for cake.

Cinnamon Babka.

[sy2502]

I freakin' knew it!

ooooh doggie!!!

Busted!

[acrawlingchaos]

I think we should at least acknowledge, even just as honorable mention, the one common denominator of all O35 chit storms: acrawlingchaos

We are far too much alike, it would never work out. Though, I don't mind cold feet on my back.

[Karl_Hungus]

Cinnamon Babka.

There's other babka?

[vakrka]

Sure as hell wasn't me that has ever uttered nor typed those words you fuk nut. Want to accuse people of $hit at least get it right.

Best thing I ever did was cut that dead weight from around my neck. And for myself it was easy, even after 10 yrs and 2 kids.

Putting my dog down was far harder.

You sure

[Corbi]

Sorry if I don't take marital advice from a guy who called his wife dead weight and missed his dog more than her

You sure

Yep positive, was an ex wife & she was like a noose around my neck. Same advice I give anyone stuck in a loveless marriage...get out.

My wife for the past 20 years I have never uttered anything like that and love her more than you can imagine. And I sure as hell don't go around forums talking about other women, if someone is single thats fine but if married it makes you an @sshole.

[GuyJin]

There's other babka?

---

Latka Babka.

"Hello?"

[Fishman15]

There's other babka?

It's lesser babka...

[bodyhard]

You sure

LOL Varka are you sure you are not DBX in disguise??

[Brackneyc]

It's lesser babka...

I beg your pardon? Cinnamon takes a back seat to no Bobka. People love cinnamon. It should be on tables at restaurants along with salt and pepper. Anytime anyone says, "Oh This is so good. What's in it?" The answer invariably comes back, Cinnamon. Cinnamon. Again and again. Lesser Bobka - I think not.

[Fishman15]

I beg your pardon? Cinnamon takes a back seat to no Bobka. People love cinnamon. It should be on tables at restaurants along with salt and pepper. Anytime anyone says, "Oh This is so good. What's in it?" The answer invariably comes back, Cinnamon. Cinnamon. Again and again. Lesser Bobka - I think not.

You sold me a cake with a hair on it...

[Brackneyc]

You sold me a cake with a hair on it...

You know there is an unusual number of people in this country having sex with AMPUTEES! . . . Penthouse forum, newspaper, gum, Clark Bar.

[Cass40]

My wife for the past 20 years I have never uttered anything like that and love her more than you can imagine. And I sure as hell don't go around forums talking about other women, if someone is single thats fine but if married it makes you an @sshole.

That's a very nice thing to say, actually

And if your marriage is already in trouble, I can't imagine talking to/about other women would make it any better at least.

[Fishman15]

You know there is an unusual number of people in this country having sex with AMPUTEES! . . . Penthouse forum, newspaper, gum, Clark Bar.

I know this is going to sound like a crazy fantasy but every word of this story is true. A weeks days ago my girlfriend happened to mention to me how attractive our new neighbor Linda was.…well of course I noticed it too with those ample breasts and those pouty lips. I don't have to tell you she was a knock out….

[LisaSkinnoble]

Yep positive, was an ex wife & she was like a noose around my neck. Same advice I give anyone stuck in a loveless marriage...get out.

My wife for the past 20 years I have never uttered anything like that and love her more than you can imagine. And I sure as hell don't go around forums talking about other women, if someone is single thats fine but if married it makes you an @sshole.

Lovely post, Corbi. Would rep if I could.

[paolo59]

Dungeon Mistress. Anybody remember her?

I liked her! She would have been an interesting person to sit down and have a coffee with.

[phoenix91]

Can their be an honorable mention category? I vote for Ironcharles for misc of the year but if that doesn't work out then he should get honorable mention because of the threads he creates! Srs.