Went to a get-together of my wife's family and friends
Before we went she told me her ex-bf would be there and that he used to be fighter pilot
I detectived him on the interwebz and sure enough he was a legit jet fighter pilot
Was sort of intimidated thinking I was going to be in the presence of some Iceman from Top Gun
Realized I had absolutely nothing to be intimidated about when I met him at the party
Dude was no taller than 5'8"
Heightmogged him HARD CORE
All that alpha fighter pilot stuff when right out the door
Apparently you can't be tall to be a fighter pilot
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12-01-2016, 04:54 PM #1Registered User
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LOL thought I was gonna to be intimidated by my wife's ex-bf who was a fighter pilot
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12-01-2016, 04:55 PM #2smooth like butta
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spot for sale
edit: spot sold to twopiece: "In on Gmiscer thread."Last edited by joeysmokes; 12-03-2016 at 01:55 PM.
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12-01-2016, 04:58 PM #3
OP's ex-bf was Tom Cruise
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12-01-2016, 05:01 PM #4( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Gmiscer thread content to rep power ratio is accurate
EDIT: aaand its ruined
It was 420Last edited by AD117; 12-01-2016 at 05:12 PM.
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12-01-2016, 05:04 PM #5Registered User
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I'm sure he's more intimidated by your tradie lifestyle
*I posted in the Trey Songz thread Crew*
Canadians for Trump, 2020
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12-01-2016, 05:06 PM #6Registered User
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But hes a fighter pilot and he had your woman first. That nullifies everything about you and your existence.
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12-01-2016, 05:06 PM #7anonymousGuest
Must be horrible meeting someone who has nutted in your wife bro.
Must be disgusting to imagine your wife with his cawk in her mouth. Fuark.
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12-01-2016, 05:11 PM #8Registered User
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your penis touched his cum that was sitting in your wife's vag
you kiss your wife's lips that have touched his cock and cum
you hold your wife's hand that stroked his cock
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12-01-2016, 05:12 PM #9Registered User
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She said they never slept togetherOriginally Posted by MattBro95
They only dated for a few months in college
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12-01-2016, 05:14 PM #10Registered User
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So your wife is still friends with her ex and invites him places.
Or, her family is friends with her ex.
Either way, wtf, OP?Being anti-2nd Amendment is like saying "We have too many rights, please take some away!"
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12-01-2016, 05:15 PM #11Registered User
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Sounds legitOriginally Posted by GMiscer
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12-01-2016, 05:15 PM #12Banned
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Originally Posted by GMiscer
haha, I love your threads
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12-01-2016, 05:16 PM #13Registered User
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Your wife was getting dick from a 5'8 brah with higher status that you could possibly ever achieve, how does that make you feel?
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aw fuk, didn't look at op's usernameRagnar Lothbrok crew
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12-01-2016, 05:18 PM #14Registered User
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How can he be of higher status when I'm higher than him in height?Originally Posted by tekkenbruh
Plus I already said they didn't sleep together
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12-01-2016, 05:18 PM #15vinhumanvinhumanvinhuman
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Originally Posted by GMiscer
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12-01-2016, 05:18 PM #16Registered User
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Can you still taste his loads when you eat out your wife??
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12-01-2016, 05:19 PM #17Ruslting Jimmies
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you mean kiss on the cheek?Originally Posted by TheUniBrah
Twinkcel fitness log
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12-01-2016, 05:21 PM #18Registered User
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sorry to break it to you brah but he was full anal nelsonOriginally Posted by GMiscer
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12-01-2016, 05:21 PM #19Registered User
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lol I have worked with fighter pilots the last 3 years and just like any field they come in all shapes and sizes, personalities etc. Some fit the stereotypical alpha male hot shot, some just seem legit boring as fuk with dry personalities, some are super nerdy etc.
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12-01-2016, 05:23 PM #20Registered Patriot
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One of the few subtle trolls on the misc, well done sir
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12-01-2016, 05:24 PM #21Harry Delonge
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this is already golden. this man is so naive it's physically painful for me.
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12-01-2016, 05:26 PM #22Registered User
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HuehuehueOriginally Posted by Beararms
Bet your wife fukked him too while you were eating your olives and pineapple on cocktail sticks
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12-01-2016, 05:28 PM #23Registered User
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What happened to your reps Gmiscer? Looks like your trolling finally backfired.
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12-01-2016, 05:28 PM #24anonymousGuestOriginally Posted by GMiscer
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12-01-2016, 05:32 PM #25Registered User
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You guys can laugh all you want but I believe my wife
She's Russian orthodox and doesn't believe in premarital relations
The only other person she slept with was her ex-husband, and that's ok because they were married
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12-01-2016, 05:38 PM #26Always keeping it Real
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Now this is the troll I used to remember fukking lolOriginally Posted by GMiscer
****Bringing sixy back in 2019****
6'6" 666lbs......str8 sixy!
Who Tests God and Does Not Wager Their Lives?
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12-01-2016, 05:47 PM #27Registered User
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Lol bro his job makes you look like a beta cuck, all you have is height over him. Keeping coping *******
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12-01-2016, 05:54 PM #28Registered User
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dude flies jets for a living and you're giving him chit over his height
i think he's winning brah.
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12-01-2016, 05:57 PM #29I am the liquor
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I'd be more concerned about Apache pilots...those ****ers are pretty crazy and from the ones I've met so far, they aren't very tall either but cotdamn they can drink.
It's okay to be white
MFC #33
*reminder to neg mysterylifter on sight because he thinks it's NOT okay to be white*
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12-01-2016, 05:59 PM #30Registered User
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Yea that's code word for 'we only did anal'.Originally Posted by GMiscer
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