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    Red face How do I ask out my uni professor? (srs)

    Alright miscers. I am 22, recently graduated (5 months ago) and this professor who I got my eyes on is 45. Slim, tall (5'10), blonde. NO PICS!! She's a professor and extremely professional. I have searched everywhere for pics trust me lel. She has Facebook, but again, no pics.

    I dont see her anymore (because I graduated) but I still email her from time to time updating her about my life. But despite that, her emails are always very professional, a little laid back but not so much. I cant blame her for that. She needs to look the part.

    In real life though, she's always smiling, cracking jokes but still maintains her professional integrity.

    I cant stop thinking about her. Yes the age difference is huge, but I dont mind trying it out and see where it goes (if she says yes which I doubt). I want to take her out for dinner and get to know her on a personal basis, but also elucidate the fact that I am interested in her.

    So how do I go about doing that?

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    She's 45. Do you have mommy issues? oedipus complex?
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    Originally Posted by iloveus View Post
    She's 45. Do you have mommy issues? oedipus complex?

    Dont you wanna date Jennifer Aniston?
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    Ask her if she's ever seen the movie 'The Graduate'.
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    Wait do you want to smash her or date her?

    Either way it's not gonna work lol. You're like a little kid to her
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    Originally Posted by itsjoseyvenom View Post
    Dont you wanna date Jennifer Aniston?
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    Originally Posted by itsjoseyvenom View Post
    Alright miscers. I am 22, recently graduated (5 months ago) and this professor who I got my eyes on is 45. Slim, tall (5'10), blonde. NO PICS!! He's a professor and extremely professional. I have searched everywhere for pics trust me lel.
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    that's a huge age gap, old enough to be your mother. are you having no luck with sloths your age?
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    It's really just as simple as just ****ing doing it.
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    For those who don't agree, I really want to date her. I have made my mind. I want to ask her out. You cant talk me out of it. I dont care if I fail and get flat out embarassed. I just want to try to take a first step!

    But I dont know how. Im not asking whether or not I should do it, but rather HOW should I do it?
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    Originally Posted by itsjoseyvenom View Post
    For those who don't agree, I really want to date her. I have made my mind. I want to ask her out. You cant talk me out of it. I dont care if I fail and get flat out embarassed. I just want to try to take a first step!

    But I dont know how. Im not asking whether or not I should do it, but rather HOW should I do it?
    Like I said just ****ing do it. Just like when you're hungry you put the food in your mouth it's really that simple stop being a bitch.
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    Is she single?

    Do you have her fb?

    just slide in to DMs bro

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    The trick is to keep it short and simple, OP. I suggest taking the academically acclaimed Indian Online PUA approach - start with "hey bby u so beautiful" to let her know you appreciate her good looks. Follow it up with "pls sex" to show you mean business - women love assertiveness. Finally, "marry me bby" is an excellent closing line - she'll have no doubt about you being in it for the long haul, that will give her a sense of security. Hope this helps.
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    Ask her if she's ever seen the movie 'The Graduate'.
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