Sloth Thread Part XII: No Sway13 Club

[mmkgains]

girl looks like a nice person so i check the bio
: "wish there was a race preference on here"

speechless haha not sure if she wants the tyrone or only billy bobs

[ND32]

I need to transition from the guy these women want to marry to whatever spade/ilift are.

[ballieveryday]

what sucks the most is when you been trying to see this one girl and then you see her with another dude on her snapchat feed.

[Socrahtes]

I need to transition from the guy these women want to marry to whatever spade/ilift are.

i would take that over anything easily, if youre implying they get very attached you can at least work it out w/ each of em for 2-3 dates get them invested and go for multiple fwbs

i just get one night stands or crazy girls who seem interested then end up 180ing feelings wise

[liftyousay]

I need to transition from the guy these women want to marry to whatever spade/ilift are.

was*, for me at least. might have to transition to monogamy the way they've messed with tinder. i absolutely loathe it, but it's like how else can i get sex at the rate i was getting it at? nearly 10 days into 2017 and still no meetups.


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for bumble bros: once they open, unless they do not unmatch, you will remain matched with them and there is no longer a timer, right? getting the vibe lots of chicks will do this to string guys along, just putting in a minimum effort at first and engaging later on so they do not lose the match, in case it doesnt work out with another guy. so like even if they open, they likely will disappear until another guy messes up somewhere.

[Aaronza]

for bumble bros: once they open, unless they do not unmatch, you will remain matched with them and there is no longer a timer, right? getting the vibe lots of chicks will do this to string guys along, just putting in a minimum effort at first by engaging later on so they do not lose the match, in case it doesnt work out with another guy.

I thought it was they opened and you had to then reply within 24 hours to keep the match (haven't used bumble in a few months so not 100% sure)

[ND32]

Fair point. Yea they get attached super quick. I'll try to spin things into a fwb situation.

[Slyrz]

was*, for me at least. might have to transition to monogamy the way they've messed with tinder. i absolutely loathe it, but it's like how else can i get sex at the rate i was getting it at? nearly 10 days into 2017 and still no meetups.


xx

for bumble bros: once they open, unless they do not unmatch, you will remain matched with them and there is no longer a timer, right? getting the vibe lots of chicks will do this to string guys along, just putting in a minimum effort at first and engaging later on so they do not lose the match, in case it doesnt work out with another guy. so like even if they open, they likely will disappear until another guy messes up somewhere.

on bumble, you have 24 hours to reply. match goes away if you don't

[vetopower]

i absolutely loathe it, but it's like how else can i get sex at the rate i was getting it at? nearly 10 days into 2017 and still no meetups.

I hate the direction Tinder is going as much as anyone, but why are you so against paying for Tinder? You have done amazingly well from it. Surely $10-20 per month is worth it for access to unlimited pipeline of women?

[RmBoyos]

I don't think it will hurt you, I haven't swiped left on a girl whose anthem I didn't like. If anything it will help you close, since if a girl likes the same music I do, I tend to like her more. Not swiping right on whales with my anthem but its a fairly decent sign you might click with someone who shares your taste in music.

Edit: Everyone post the YouTube vid of your current anthem.

I had some edm songs but now am rockin this.

i change mine up between 2 songs tbh haha




and

[RmBoyos]

i.imgur.com/hsrCK8J.jpg

27yr old 6.5/10.

I don't think I can pull aggressive or direct game. I don't have tats and I am not muscular. Average body.
(Although my personality and sex style is of those types. All past GFs loved my Hair pulling, spitting, dirty talking, etc..)

Any suggestions on how to move forward that fits my style? This seems like a perfect opportunity

like what spade said or something like 'but then how are we supposed to cuddle?'

[Aaronza]

Edit: Everyone post the YouTube vid of your current anthem.

[RmBoyos]

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the question is, would YOU do anything for a (insert your hair colour)?

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'thats great, just dont get the cheese and pikachu mixed up, or you'll not be able to claim vegan...'
or
'imaginary hunting and fried food?, where do i sign up?'

see bold

[Bardown21]

Noob question.... I have my tinder location listed as a city I travel to quite frequently (over 100 miles away). However most of the time I use tinder it's in my local area. Tinder obviously uses GPS and knows where I am as when I see other profiles it always says they are 100+ Miles away (I no longer show this on my own profile).

My question is, since tinder knows where I'm actually located right now, can people locally see my profile? For a thousand reasons I hope that is not the case, is there a way to avoid that? Trying to avoid any potential problems.

[RmBoyos]

Noob question.... I have my tinder location listed as a city I travel to quite frequently (over 100 miles away). However most of the time I use tinder it's in my local area. Tinder obviously uses GPS and knows where I am as when I see other profiles it always says they are 100+ Miles away (I no longer show this on my own profile).

My question is, since tinder knows where I'm actually located right now, can people locally see my profile? For a thousand reasons I hope that is not the case, is there a way to avoid that? Trying to avoid any potential problems.

okay so as i read that - you have plus, and spoof your location to this place 100miles away?

if so - i believe that you are only shown there - if you start swiping in your ACTUAL location, and then spoof back, you will appear in the girls stack that you have swiped - regardless of location


basically if you permanently spoof- then i think youre alright - but nobody knows how the algorithm works so not 100% sure.

[Bardown21]

You read it correctly. Thanks for the response. I feel a little better. I'm married, own my own company travel to a few cities fairly regularly and only want my profile visible in those cities. NOT at home.

Just paranoid, hopefully you are right. Thanks again

[RmBoyos]

You read it correctly. Thanks for the response. I feel a little better. I'm married, own my own company travel to a few cities fairly regularly and only want my profile visible in those cities. NOT at home.

Just paranoid, hopefully you are right. Thanks again

bruh youre married and on tinder?

[Bardown21]

bruh youre married and on tinder?

Yeah, I thought this was the safe zone. Hope I don't get beat up too bad.

Btw so as a noob I can actually contribute something. I discovered an app that seems to work on bumble called Fake GPS location which works pretty well on Android. May just apply that to tinder as a belt and suspenders type approach for masking my home base

[RmBoyos]

Yeah, I thought this was the safe zone. Hope I don't get beat up too bad.

Btw so as a noob I can actually contribute something. I discovered an app that seems to work on bumble called Fake GPS location which works pretty well on Android. May just apply that to tinder as a belt and suspenders type approach for masking my home base

oh dear......

have you seen spade's situation? or are you legit just married and cheating on the side.....in which case, thats low man



yeah nah those spoofing apps dont work on tinder - people ITT have tried most of em...

[Bardown21]

oh dear......

have you seen spade's situation? or are you legit just married and cheating on the side.....in which case, thats low man



yeah nah those spoofing apps dont work on tinder - people ITT have tried most of em...

I am familiar with spade but not of his personal situation.

Trust me I'm not a bad guy and it's probably not what you think. I just don't want people in my community seeing me on chit like this. I have customers, friends, family and various others that I don't want in my business. So just trying to avoid that.

[RmBoyos]

I am familiar with spade but not of his personal situation.

Trust me I'm not a bad guy and it's probably not what you think. I just don't want people in my community seeing me on chit like this. I have customers, friends, family and various others that I don't want in my business. So just trying to avoid that.

explain your situation and then there wont be any hostility......



also, why do you care about seeing people haahah just left em..?

[mmkgains]

any good places for boosting ELO for an asian guy?

also can any of the veterans help me with my profile

[Bardown21]

Been married for over a decade....
Our sex life was good... Not great like it used to be
We have had our ups and downs but would consider it a pretty strong marriage.
We both have fantasies and talking about them and trying to fulfill them has recently turned the sex life back up to great again.

In addition to hunting unicorn for both of us, she is free to find a lady and so am I.

Call it a sexual co-midlife crisis that gets me to a spot where instead of dropping 80k on a car gets me the occasional unicorn or lady on the side and gets her to do some things with a sexual orientation she has always wanted to try but never got to.

My accountant is happy (financially speaking of course it would be the trifecta if she were a super hot bisexual)

[RmBoyos]

any good places for boosting ELO for an asian guy?

also can any of the veterans help me with my profile

manilla - obvious
perhaps Vietnam?


you can shoot me your prof if ya want

[RmBoyos]

Been married for over a decade....
Our sex life was good... Not great like it used to be
We have had our ups and downs but would consider it a pretty strong marriage.
We both have fantasies and talking about them and trying to fulfill them has recently turned the sex life back up to great again.

In addition to hunting unicorn for both of us, she is free to find a lady and so am I.

Call it a sexual co-midlife crisis that gets me to a spot where instead of dropping 80k on a car gets me the occasional unicorn or lady on the side and gets her to do some things with a sexual orientation she has always wanted to try but never got to.

My accountant is happy (financially speaking of course it would be the trifecta if she were a super hot bisexual)

so shes aware of you on tinder?

if so - why hide it from everyone? hahah just slay mofo

[mmkgains]

manilla - obvious
perhaps Vietnam?


you can shoot me your prof if ya want

how do i send attachments?

[Bardown21]

Why hide it? Well like I said I run a business I don't want employees or customers seeing it because I don't want to explain it, same for our kids parents and on and on. I'm a private person as it is, never mind my sex life being out in the streets. I don't live in a big city, I fear of being the talk of the town

Edit: oh and I forgot to mention that part of our arrangement is road games only. I don't want her worrying that I'm going to **** my secretary or the bartender down the street

[RmBoyos]

how do i send attachments?

upload to imgur.com and link/embed it to me?

[RmBoyos]

Why hide it? Well like I said I run a business I don't want employees or customers seeing it because I don't want to explain it, same for our kids parents and on and on. I'm a private person as it is, never mind my sex life being out in the streets. I don't live in a big city, I fear of being the talk of the town

Edit: oh and I forgot to mention that part of our arrangement is road games only. I don't want her worrying that I'm going to **** my secretary or the bartender down the street

shouldnt be ashamed - its a dating app? youre 36 - nobody is gunna be thinking youre on there to create a sex dungeon boyo.....


so youre only gong to smash sloots 100 miles away?

[mmkgains]

sent it