Michael Caine drops truth bombs on facial aesthetics (it's over)

[residesinAZ]

Ok, which part of the forehead do you measure, the widows peak or the receding hairline


ayylmao

[DeadlyStriker]

brb master race lead role

[mufflonrape]

Ok, which part of the forehead do you measure, the widows peak or the receding hairline


ayylmao

inb4 bald crew

[jeffJJ]

the forehead and nostrils ones are bogus.

obvi a pig nose isint ideal tho

[RocknRollMuscle]

brutal!

[RocknRollMuscle]

[300BLK]

can someone post some examples of these flaws lol because I can't imagine any of them

wtf does white on the top of the iris of your eye in relaxed position even mean

Always leave it to misc to bring me to tears

[rockr101]

brb master race lead role

where does your forehead stop? lmao

[Mehhzyy]

fuk, pass all those tests except seeing nostril's head on

brb rhinoplasty

Same. I think we're still good looking even with this characteristic though. Mine don't show that bad.

[HotRod23]

i have a small peanut head. guess I'm fuked

[DeadlyStriker]

where does your forehead stop? lmao

I would say come look yourself, but looks like you come up a few inches too short to get a good look.

[Zerafian]

fuk, pass all those tests except seeing nostril's head on

brb rhinoplasty

dont fit any of those but Im not getting on the big screen anytime soon lol

[Zackad]

I would say come look yourself, but looks like you come up a few inches too short to get a good look.

ayyyyyyy lmfao

[DesiredUserphag]

Damn. I should be a movie star

[Laconises]

agree with all except Shia. I've heard a lot of girls say they think he's a very good looking dude, and I even agree if we're talking post-Even Steven's/pre-beard

Shia's decent looking objectively speaking, but no fukkin way is he leading man material. He's short, curly haired, pudgy-faced, weak-chinned and naturally big-nosed (he had plastic surgery).

Dude legit looked like Screech before puberty, surgeons and Hollywood gave him a makeover:




Females think he's "really good looking" because of the way Hollywood sells him, plus he was paired with a prime Megan Fox and that has a massive halo effect.


But come on, brah. We're not women here. We're miscers. You can't tell me that these two are anywhere close to being "looksmatched":

[mufflonrape]

Shia's decent looking objectively speaking, but no fukkin way is he leading man material. He's short, curly haired, pudgy-faced, weak-chinned and naturally big-nosed (he had plastic surgery).

Dude legit looked like Screech before puberty, surgeons and Hollywood gave him a makeover:




Females think he's "really good looking" because of the way Hollywood sells him, plus he was paired with a prime Megan Fox and that has a massive halo effect.


But come on, brah. We're not women here. We're miscers. You can't tell me that these two are anywhere close to being "looksmatched":

They're both lower A higher B list actors nowadays, so statuswise and lookswise they're matched now. Plus she's 30 now

[Nicklol]

lool

[RocknRollMuscle]

[420Layers]

Shia's decent looking objectively speaking, but no fukkin way is he leading man material. He's short, curly haired, pudgy-faced, weak-chinned and naturally big-nosed (he had plastic surgery).

Dude legit looked like Screech before puberty, surgeons and Hollywood gave him a makeover:



Females think he's "really good looking" because of the way Hollywood sells him, plus he was paired with a prime Megan Fox and that has a massive halo effect.


But come on, brah. We're not women here. We're miscers. You can't tell me that these two are anywhere close to being "looksmatched":

Damn, Megan Fox looking good for 30.

I would definitely smash

[RhinoBody]

I don't have any of these flaws and I'm a strong 5/10. Fuk you Michael.

[WrestlingFan123]

I can't think of one actor CHAD that has his whites above the iris showing when in relaxed position.

[RocknRollMuscle]

I can't think of one actor CHAD that has his whites above the iris showing when in relaxed position.

i think he meant top eye skin flaps

squinting in pics = goat

[Brosnbroccoli]

I'm probably a 7/10, with potential for 8/10 if I drop my bf% (carry a lot of fat in my face compared to others at my bodyfat %).
I also don't have any of those flaws, except that my forehead is about 0.2 cm to large... So well, there goes that dream.

But seriously, he's obviously right. Who the fuk wanna see some 4/10 trying to get with a 4/10 in a romantic movie. Who cares about how they measure it, if you aren't attractive plain and simpel, you won't be the actor who gets the girl in this winters hit romance. Who would have thought, lmao.

[muaythaiandmma]

dang was all good till he mentioned the small head.

exactly brah

[RocknRollMuscle]

dayum. red pill as fuark.

time to get a ferrari. money is a great equalizer in life

[RiYelir]

Megan Fox used to be so god damned hot. She ruined herself with plastic surgery. Not that she isn't still attractive, but compared to what once was...
Granted she is older now. Also kinda got an Melania Trump thing going on.




Also, if you say "My Cocaine" it sounds like Michael Cain saying his own name. Try it.

[ScramFranklin]

Strong redpill. So glad I got my jaw surgeons plans for me back today, can finally keep looksmaxing!!!

[Blazenwave]

Fuk off with this toxic bullsht.

[SportCoat]

googled to see if this quote is real and it is, it's from The Elephant to Hollywood By Michael Caine. OP left out the last sentence in the paragraph:

If, however, you have all of the above, you could probably make a fortune in horror films.

[canonhope]

Nah. More like name all the ugly or average-looking Jewish males who got lead roles only because they're Jewish and Hollywood is owned and operated by Jews.

I'll add another one while we're at it: Shia Labeouf

Seth Rogen, Shia Labeouf, Jay Baruchel, Adam Sandler, Jack Black, Jonah Hill, etc. would all be FAs posting on l00kism and the misc if they weren't born into connected Jewish families. Or at best they'd have butt-ugly girlfriends or wives who would piss and chit all over them on a daily basis.

forgot these guys, but they seem able to pull off leads