Michael Caine drops truth bombs on facial aesthetics (it's over)

[mufflonrape]

“Take a look in the mirror. Can you see the white on the top of the iris of your eye in relaxed position? Can you see your nostrils looking at your face straight on? Can you see the gums above your top teeth when you smile? Is your forehead longer than the space between the bottom of your nose and the bottom of your chin? If you are a man, do you have a very small head? If you are a woman, do you have a very big head?

If you have any of these facial characteristics, you won’t get the romantic leading roles.”

No holds barred beat down. LMAO if you still believe "Beauty is in the eye of beholder" in 2016

[UnclRuckus]

fuk, rekt by gum smile again.

time to LDAR, bye boyos

[Zackad]

fuk, pass all those tests except seeing nostril's head on

brb rhinoplasty

[Fuqdatass]

But who was Adam Sandler and Jack Black?

[mufflonrape]

But who was Adam Sandler and Jack Black?

Adam Sandler owns a production company so he can circumvent the situation.

When was Jack Black ever cast as a romantic lead in a serious romantic movie. Inb4 Shallow Hal.

[Ratfish]

[Fuqdatass]

Adam Sandler owns a production company so he can circumvent the situation.

When was Jack Black ever cast as a romantic lead in a serious romantic movie. Inb4 Shallow Hal.

Seth Rogen? Jay Baruchel?

[300BLK]

“Take a look in the mirror. Can you see the white on the top of the iris of your eye in relaxed position? Can you see your nostrils looking at your face straight on? Can you see the gums above your top teeth when you smile? Is your forehead longer than the space between the bottom of your nose and the bottom of your chin? If you are a man, do you have a very small head? If you are a woman, do you have a very big head?

If you have any of these facial characteristics, you won’t get the romantic leading roles.”

That feel and realization you don't have any of these facial characteristics. Will make it.

[mufflonrape]

Seth Rogen? Jay Baruchel?

What is this, name all the cucks you can remember from the top of your head day?

[iTunesBrah]

can someone post some examples of these flaws lol because I can't imagine any of them

wtf does white on the top of the iris of your eye in relaxed position even mean

[Fuqdatass]

What is this, name all the cucks you can remember from the top of your head day?

Lmao. No, just saying Caine is right in a classic Hollywood sense but now any saggy pants clown can be a lead these days.

[mufflonrape]

can someone post some examples of these flaws lol because I can't imagine any of them

wtf does white on the top of the iris of your eye in relaxed position even mean

[420Layers]

can someone post some examples of these flaws lol because I can't imagine any of them

wtf does white on the top of the iris of your eye in relaxed position even mean

When you relax your eyes, do the whites above your irises show.

[midcoastking33]

oh no not a romantic leading role

[Fuqdatass]

can someone post some examples of these flaws lol because I can't imagine any of them

wtf does white on the top of the iris of your eye in relaxed position even mean

If you gotta ask, I got some bad news for ya

[FriendOfFrank]

fuk, pass all those tests except seeing nostril's head on

brb rhinoplasty

Not sure if this one is legit.



that looks like visible nostrils to me. Not sure how much is too much?

[Raylan]

the only i don't pass is that i can see my nostrils but only because i have the GOAT nose shape, that is a nose with an upwards angle

^agreed with the brah above

[Groce]

lmao red pill as fuk

[420Layers]

Not sure if this one is legit.



that looks like visible nostrils to me. Not sure how much is too much?

His own nostrils are visible lmao.

If it's too much, you will know. Think a pig nose.

[Zackad]

Not sure if this one is legit.



that looks like visible nostrils to me. Not sure how much is too much?

probably this one

[rockr101]

passed all

[SazabiBrah]

Every attractive guy's nostrils can be seen dead on... I'm assuming he meant if they're blatantly visible (like if your nose is pushed upwards) edit wizards above me (pig nose)

[Laconises]

What is this, name all the cucks you can remember from the top of your head day?

Nah. More like name all the ugly or average-looking Jewish males who got lead roles only because they're Jewish and Hollywood is owned and operated by Jews.

I'll add another one while we're at it: Shia Labeouf

Seth Rogen, Shia Labeouf, Jay Baruchel, Adam Sandler, Jack Black, Jonah Hill, etc. would all be FAs posting on l00kism and the misc if they weren't born into connected Jewish families. Or at best they'd have butt-ugly girlfriends or wives who would piss and chit all over them on a daily basis.

[MakeUSAGreat]

Fuk my small cranium

[Zackad]

Nah. More like name all the ugly or average-looking Jewish males who got lead roles only because they're Jewish and Hollywood is owned and operated by Jews.

I'll add another one while we're at it: Shia Labeouf

Seth Rogen, Shia Labeouf, Jay Baruchel, Adam Sandler, Jack Black, Jonah Hill, etc. would all be FAs posting on l00kism and the misc if they weren't born into connected Jewish families. Or at best they'd had butt-ugly girlfriends or wives who would piss and chit all over them on a daily basis.

agree with all except Shia. I've heard a lot of girls say they think he's a very good looking dude, and I even agree if we're talking post-Even Steven's/pre-beard

[fox994]

I passed boyos. Am I gonna make it?

[Ripper908]

I failed the nostrils one

but I don't have a pig nose

I might just make it

[mufflonrape]

Nah. More like name all the ugly or average-looking Jewish males who got lead roles only because they're Jewish and Hollywood is owned and operated by Jews.

I'll add another one while we're at it: Shia Labeouf

Seth Rogen, Shia Labeouf, Jay Baruchel, Adam Sandler, Jack Black, Jonah Hill, etc. would all be FAs posting on l00kism and the misc if they weren't born into connected Jewish families. Or at best they'd had butt-ugly girlfriends or wives who would piss and chit all over them on a daily basis.

The thing is, they only play in romantic COMEDIES. With EMPHASIS on COMEDY.

Guys that are actually attractive get to play in serious romantic movies. Think Ryan Gosling, Eric Bana, Gerard Butler etc.

Couldn't imagine this guy playing a srs romantic lover interest if I tried...for money...

[Bondons]

dang was all good till he mentioned the small head.

[garthismad]

fuk, pass all those tests except seeing nostril's head on

brb rhinoplasty

dude take down your avi you are disgusting