RANT: R.I.P. Tyrbolift

[theshoupguy]

Beautiful day, now on my way to drink a metric ton of Trappist ale at a beer festival.

All of you can suck it.

Why don't you have other beers at this beer festival?

Festivals are about celebrating all sorts of beer styles.

#BEERPRIDE

[Farley1324]

From National Geographic:

28. Na Pali (Kauai) coast, HI USA
30. The Everglades, FL USA
49. Okefenokee Swamp, GA USA
56. Savannah, GA USA
58. Chichen Itza, Mexico
72. Washington, D.C. USA
87. Great Prismatic Spring, Yellowstone Park, WY USA

So yeah I can't cross many of them off.

7/100

lol at three being in FL or GA and why the hell is Savannah on there.

I did climb the big pyramid in Chichen Itza, apparently they don't let you do that any more, so, there's that

[Dominik]

Also, I've been to 1 on that list, but not quoting anything since I'm on my phone since I'm taking the bus since I'm going to be getting trashed.

Only been to one of the three things listed for Oregon which is pretty funny.

101. Darinaldi's Cubicle

???

[Lencho]

LMAO, fuk that list. It's all political. They wanted 100k to have the Dong Emporium listed. I told them I don't need to be on some dumb ass list, because the PEOPLE already know where to go for all their fake cawk needs.

[Lencho]

Been to the Everglades.


Drove by Haleakala.


1.5/100.

[Lencho]

Lenco is not exactly a man of the world.

[PapaBurgandy]

I've hit like 4 or 5 of those. I live in the cultural nexus of the universe, no need to travel.

[therorschach]

yeah how you doin

[Orlando1234977]

Nah it's just a list about nature crap, for fla for example billions of people travel to Orlando & Miami but nobody books a trip to swim with the alligators and pythons in the everglades.

[Final_Rep]

I can think of one guy from Orlando a couple weeks ago who would have done us all a favor taking that everglades alligator swim.

[theshoupguy]

101. Ahahahah, *******

I can think of one guy from Orlando a couple weeks ago who would have done us all a favor taking that everglades alligator swim.

ayyyy lmao

[Lencho]

I've hit like 4 or 5 of those. I live in the cultural nexus of the universe, no need to travel.

Lol, no you don't.

[darinaldi]

Why don't you have other beers at this beer festival?

Festivals are about celebrating all sorts of beer styles.

#BEERPRIDE

Dickmuncher, Trappist ales are the best beers ever brewed. Lick my balls.

[PapaBurgandy]

Lol, no you don't.

Cowboy hall of fame, brudda!

[Lencho]

Cowboy hall of fame, brudda!

Aight, u got me!


Hey, what's the status on your boy?

[chazzy1864]

You been to #30.

My next international all expenses paid trip is to rek Punta Mita, Mexico!

National Geographic spelled Belize WRONG.

I haven't been to South Florida at all actually.

and why the hell is Savannah on there.

I was trying to figure that out myself

[theshoupguy]

Dickmuncher, Trappist ales are the best beers ever brewed. Lick my balls.

But not inundating your taste buds with only top-notch beers, you allow yourself to avoid taking their quality for granted.


Speaking of tasty beers -- Brasserie Caracole's Nostradamus has become a new favorite.




And Duchess de Bourgogne is next on my to-drink list.




Non-top-notch but still tasty mentions:

[theshoupguy]

Also, Chimay is overrated.

[Lencho]

ur face is overrated.

[theshoupguy]

ur mom is a trap-dis-dick.............. beer

lady

[Lencho]

A for effort.





F for execution.

[darinaldi]

Duchesse de Bourgogne, Nostradamus, and three or four different Chimays were available today, as was my second favorite beer of all time: Westmalle Tripel.

Then I had some ramen, made my way home, and watched the Naked Bike Ride go down my street.

[Orlando1234977]

I don't know what any of that junk is from either of you, I have the local high life.

[PapaBurgandy]

Aight, u got me!


Hey, what's the status on your boy?

Which one? Sorry, old man had to go to bed!

[Lencho]

Which one? Sorry, old man had to go to bed!

Football player.

[PapaBurgandy]

Football player.

He reports Monday for summer workouts. He got a scholly to play juco ball, it's a good school/oportunity for him. He had a bone bruise on his knee this fall and missed some time, but was extremely productive when he played. He had some offers to play D2, those will be there when he's done. He really wants a shot to play D1.

[theshoupguy]

Duchesse de Bourgogne, Nostradamus, and three or four different Chimays were available today, as was my second favorite beer of all time: Westmalle Tripel.

Going to keep my eye out for that one -- I love me some tripels.

...and watched the Naked Bike Ride go down my street.

Surely that can't be comfortable for anyone

[Lencho]

He reports Monday for summer workouts. He got a scholly to play juco ball, it's a good school/oportunity for him. He had a bone bruise on his knee this fall and missed some time, but was extremely productive when he played. He had some offers to play D2, those will be there when he's done. He really wants a shot to play D1.

Nice.


Can't beat free college.

[therorschach]

P for *******.

[Lencho]

Saw the thrad about Greg Plitt. That's awful.