RANT: R.I.P. Tyrbolift

[PapaBurgandy]

Live rounds in the barracks?

[Lencho]

He's a great competitor.

Championship Game Final: Orlando 172.35, "half" German lencopenis 102.9

Maybe he'll find something else we can compete in, I'm all ears.

<3

We should have a poast-off!

[Dominik]

Papa, your thoughts on Durant leaving OKC and signing with Golden State?

I thought what GS needed more than another sharpshooter is a healthy big man. Bogut is made of glass.

[therorschach]

What happened, friend?

Life.

[chazzy1864]

The day is already dragging. Couldn't sleep initially. Running on about 3.5 hours of sleep while also waking up a few times during that sleep. My alarm went off at 5:15 (normal) and it took me forever to figure out what was going on. It took awhile before I figured out the noise was, in fact, coming from my phone. Then it took about double that time to figure out how to get it to stop.

[Lencho]

The day is already dragging. Couldn't sleep initially. Running on about 3.5 hours of sleep while also waking up a few times during that sleep. My alarm went off at 5:15 (normal) and it took me forever to figure out what was going on. It took awhile before I figured out the noise was, in fact, coming from my phone. Then it took about double that time to figure out how to get it to stop.

Life.

[PapaBurgandy]

Papa, your thoughts on Durant leaving OKC and signing with Golden State?

I thought what GS needed more than another sharpshooter is a healthy big man. Bogut is made of glass.

It sucks. One win away and he left for that team. We were on the road all day yesterday getting our son to school and heard the news in the car. We were pretty upset....not burning stuff upset, mind you. I bitched and ranted for a few minutes while the wife rationalized. It sucks. I figured he might leave, but not this year. They were so close. Had he gone to Boston, I would have understood. But ring chasing at 27 with a very, very good/great team already built around you? Garbage. Now, if Russ shows the inclination that he's leaving too, they're gonna trade him and get what they can get.

[chazzy1864]

Life.

Is a pain in the tuchus. I was so tempted to call in sick today. Then realized that it might not be a great idea, because one member of the team was already taking the day off, not to mention that I'm on-call this week. I just want sleep. More than what I've had up to this point.

[im2manly]

Bros. My body. The pain.

[PapaBurgandy]

Lotsa long faces in the gymnasium this AM.

[im2manly]

Went to a bachelor party down in Ocean City, Maryland this weekend. Seacrets not even once

[chazzy1864]

Lotsa long faces in the gymnasium this AM.

lol I can imagine. I had a few drinks yesterday. GFs parents and my mother came over, I grilled some burgers and we cooked some carpese salad stuffed chicken breasts. Everyone left by 8 and then I worked out. Also, got to listen to fireworks being set off until midnight or so. I didn't want to complain about them, since it was 4th of July after all, but my gf kept bitching about it. I said she reminded me of some senior citizen complaining about kids being noisy after dark.

Went to a bachelor party down in Ocean City, Maryland this weekend. Seacrets not even once

What was that place like?

[im2manly]

lol I can imagine. I had a few drinks yesterday. GFs parents and my mother came over, I grilled some burgers and we cooked some carpese salad stuffed chicken breasts. Everyone left by 8 and then I worked out. Also, got to listen to fireworks being set off until midnight or so. I didn't want to complain about them, since it was 4th of July after all, but my gf kept bitching about it. I said she reminded me of some senior citizen complaining about kids being noisy after dark.

What was that place like?

It was unfuking believable. Paradise. Awesome bar. Gorgeous girls in thongs everywhere. Drinks in the ocean/on the beach. You can chill in the tents or tables in the ocean, or you can have your drinks brought to you while on the tubes. Live music. The place is fuking huge. Also, the girls. JFC the girls. I have never in my life been surrounded by so many women that are dtf. I respect my wife way to much to ever do something, but talk about an ego boost. God damn.

Edit: also place was packed, but since it is so big and has so many bars, there is no issue getting drinks

[Final_Rep]

Sounds like you guise had a blast.

I can confirm the arctic is still a cold POS. Thx.

[im2manly]

Sounds like you guise had a blast.

I can confirm the arctic is still a cold POS. Thx.

A ****ing blast. I am still stuck in vacation mode at work. Can't concentrate lol

[Dominik]

It sucks. One win away and he left for that team. We were on the road all day yesterday getting our son to school and heard the news in the car. We were pretty upset....not burning stuff upset, mind you. I bitched and ranted for a few minutes while the wife rationalized. It sucks. I figured he might leave, but not this year. They were so close. Had he gone to Boston, I would have understood. But ring chasing at 27 with a very, very good/great team already built around you? Garbage. Now, if Russ shows the inclination that he's leaving too, they're gonna trade him and get what they can get.

Agree completely. Jumping ship for the team he lost to is weak.

After coming so close to beating them and being responsible for the loss you'd think he'd be even more determined to get revenge. I said it before but the Spurs did it. They didn't even sign anyone to get it done either. They all took accountability for the loss and a year later got their chance against the same team and won. No reason OKC couldn't have done the same. Now that's not going to happen.

[chazzy1864]

It was unfuking believable. Paradise. Awesome bar. Gorgeous girls in thongs everywhere. Drinks in the ocean/on the beach. You can chill in the tents or tables in the ocean, or you can have your drinks brought to you while on the tubes. Live music. The place is fuking huge. Also, the girls. JFC the girls. I have never in my life been surrounded by so many women that are dtf. I respect my wife way to much to ever do something, but talk about an ego boost. God damn.

Edit: also place was packed, but since it is so big and has so many bars, there is no issue getting drinks

I had various friends who went and partied there at different times over the years, but I never went myself. Heard good things and I loved the idea about the tables set up in the water.

[darinaldi]

Agree completely. Jumping ship for the team he lost to is weak.

After coming so close to beating them and being responsible for the loss you'd think he'd be even more determined to get revenge. I said it before but the Spurs did it. They didn't even sign anyone to get it done either. They all took accountability for the loss and a year later got their chance against the same team and won. No reason OKC couldn't have done the same. Now that's not going to happen.

A lot of people I know are happy, but that's because they're bitter Sonics fans who want nothing but death and destruction for OKC.

[Final_Rep]

Agree completely. Jumping ship for the team he lost to is weak.

After coming so close to beating them and being responsible for the loss you'd think he'd be even more determined to get revenge. I said it before but the Spurs did it. They didn't even sign anyone to get it done either. They all took accountability for the loss and a year later got their chance against the same team and won. No reason OKC couldn't have done the same. Now that's not going to happen.

This is all 100% true.

It's also true that Golden State just got even more scary for next season. If you're Durant you have to be thinking this maximizes your chances for a title.

[PapaBurgandy]

Agree completely. Jumping ship for the team he lost to is weak.

After coming so close to beating them and being responsible for the loss you'd think he'd be even more determined to get revenge. I said it before but the Spurs did it. They didn't even sign anyone to get it done either. They all took accountability for the loss and a year later got their chance against the same team and won. No reason OKC couldn't have done the same. Now that's not going to happen.

I guess it's just easier to join up with a juggernaut rather than take that responsibility. The team had already taken on Westbrook's personality lately, so maybe he's the leader and that will work out. My money is on a trade.

[chazzy1864]

I understand his decision. Many people say it doesn't matter how great you were in a league, everyone ultimately wants that ring. Think about how many greats in sports you say you wanted to see win a ring and perhaps that could have happened if they had decided to change teams?

[Dominik]

I understand his decision. Many people say it doesn't matter how great you were in a league, everyone ultimately wants that ring. Think about how many greats in sports you say you wanted to see win a ring and perhaps that could have happened if they had decided to change teams?

Durant was a few minutes of choking away from making the Finals. It's not like he was on a team full of duds.

Anyway, if he fails it's going to be embarrassing.

[PapaBurgandy]

Durant was a few minutes of choking away from making the Finals. It's not like he was on a team full of duds.

Anyway, if he fails it's going to be embarrassing.

This. The Thunder has a really solid roster that could have competed for the title this season with Durant. I'm hearing Russ for Blake Griffin something being explored. Neat idea, if Blake can play the 3 or point.

[Final_Rep]

Just bought a new shirt

[Orlando1234977]

Du rant couldn't even make it to the sweet 16 with the Texas Longhorns. But after he left, they made it to the Elite 8.

[Orlando1234977]

Went to a bachelor party down in Ocean City, Maryland this weekend. Seacrets not even once

Are you trying to say you didn't go to Vegas or is that for another big-timer?

Tonight's main headline is Blink-182 unless you want to go see the gin blossoms ya know.

[PapaBurgandy]

Du rant couldn't even make it to the sweet 16 with the Texas Longhorns. But after he left, they made it to the Elite 8.

Another reason to hate Texas(UT).

[Final_Rep]

Cybersex.

That's a word you just don't hear much anymore.

[Dominik]

I can confirm the arctic is still a cold POS. Thx.

Cybersex.

That's a word you just don't hear much anymore.

Feeling a little lonely up there brochacho?

[Dominik]

You guys have been training lats wrong. Time to unlock the gains.