RANT: R.I.P. Tyrbolift

[Dominik]

ha ha what's his 40 time? Vertical? Quickness? Agility? Raw athletic ability? If they're not all in the top 1% for his size and strength he'd also get smoked by Richie in rugby or football. There's a reason he was invited to the Pro Bowl.

Big Z is from Lithuania. Do you honestly think he cares about any of that stuff? He would be a much better athlete than your Chris Farley impersonator. And how do you think Richie would fare in strongman?

Savickas is a beast. It's embarrassing to even mention Incognito in the same breath. Go stand next to these guys one day instead of fantasizing over chubbies in shoulder pads. Watch them rep Richie's one rep maxes for warmups.

[Orlando1234977]

I've taken on bigger and stronger.

No you have to twist and massage it a little to make it seem like you believe what you're sayin, watch how dom does it.

Big Z is from Lithuania. Do you honestly think he cares about any of that stuff? He would be a much better athlete than your Chris Farley impersonator. And how do you think Richie would fare in strongman?

Savickas is a beast. It's embarrassing to even mention Incognito in the same breath. Go stand next to these guys one day instead of fantasizing over chubbies in shoulder pads. Watch them rep Richie's one rep maxes for warmups.

ha ha you're the one the brought him up (only God knows why) in a conversation where you said you'd run at a Pro Bowl NFL O-lineman "all day".

[im2manly]

Speaking of Richie, I just saw a full body photo of myself #whalestatus. God Lord, I feel normal and then see pictures like that . I guess you just get so used to how you look that it takes a photo of you by normal people to open your eyes. Being 9999999 feet tall, oddly enough, makes it worse

[Orlando1234977]

Speaking of Richie, I just saw a full body photo of myself #whalestatus. God Lord, I feel normal and then see pictures like that . I guess you just get so used to how you look that it takes a photo of you by normal people to open your eyes. Being 9999999 feet tall, oddly enough, makes it worse

I bet the wife gets nervous when she's running a little late on a meal.

[Dominik]

ha ha you're the one the brought him up (only God knows why) in a conversation where you said you'd run at a Pro Bowl NFL O-lineman "all day".

You were talking about Jonathan Martin who was bullied by Incognito. I questioned Richie's status as a bully given he's an extremely average NFL player in poor physical shape. Given the pillowy nature of his body I said I'd run at him all day in rugby. That whipped you into a frenzy defending your man crush. And here we are.

[Orlando1234977]

You were talking about Jonathan Martin who was bullied by Incognito. I questioned Richie's status as a bully given he's an extremely average NFL player in poor physical shape. Given the pillowy nature of his body I said I'd run at him all day in rugby. That whipped you into a frenzy defending your man crush. And here we are.

ha ha because what you said is so ridiculous. I'd say the same if you said you could run at J. Martin or any NFL O-lineman all day. (Richie just happens to be Pro Bowl status). You'd get smoked, just like the 10s of millions that couldn't make it as far as they did. But of course anything I say will never filter and reach the logic processing microcell in your brain. That's why I like fantasy football (or anything that holds one reliable), I can just say take a gander at the scoreboard dopey.
Now I'll let ya get back to your big z pics.

[Dominik]

Speaking of Richie, I just saw a full body photo of myself #whalestatus. God Lord, I feel normal and then see pictures like that . I guess you just get so used to how you look that it takes a photo of you by normal people to open your eyes. Being 9999999 feet tall, oddly enough, makes it worse

Stay positive big fella. It's a lot easier to trim fat than it is to build all that muscle with weights. You've already done the harder job of the two.

[GeneralSerpant]

No you have to twist and massage it a little to make it seem like you believe what you're sayin, watch how dom does it.

Bigger, stronger, and smarter.

[GeneralSerpant]

Bigger, stronger, and smarter.

...if you know what i'm sayin' (and I think you do).

[Dominik]

Now I know why O's so worked up about Richie. He used to play for the Packers.

[GeneralSerpant]

Speaking of Richie, I just saw a full body photo of myself #whalestatus. God Lord, I feel normal and then see pictures like that . I guess you just get so used to how you look that it takes a photo of you by normal people to open your eyes. Being 9999999 feet tall, oddly enough, makes it worse

Idunno, a lot of the time you just have to be formidable with what you got.

[Orlando1234977]

Now I know why O's so worked up about Richie. He used to play for the Packers.

ha ha love that vid.
rip Farley!

[Orlando1234977]

Oh and for those that (possibly) don't know, Farley made the all city team back in the day. Below he talks about it. One of the most gifted physical comedians of all time.

[GeneralSerpant]

Many don't know that he did all his own stunts in Tommy Boy also.

[Orlando1234977]

Many don't know that he did all his own stunts in Tommy Boy also.

You're darn right he did. Beverly Hills Ninja was impressive.

Barkley to the gmen

Giants pick 2nd we'll see if they got any brains.

im2, he's putting up some pretty striking numbers at the combine. (from nfl so it won't embed, have to click and watch it on youtube)
inb4 some rugby fan from a million miles away says they're not real.

[PapaBurgandy]

You're darn right he did. Beverly Hills Ninja was impressive.





im2, he's putting up some pretty striking numbers at the combine. (from nfl so it won't embed, have to click and watch it on youtube)
inb4 some rugby fan from a million miles away says they're not real.

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Did you happen to catch Orlando Brown’s coming out party? I seriously doubt he even trained for the combine. At least Lincoln finally let Schmidty roll out of town to Texas A&M so their guys can be injured/out of shape/underperform.

[Dominik]

inb4 some rugby fan from a million miles away says they're not real.

No I've never watched an NFL game or combine.

[im2manly]

You're darn right he did. Beverly Hills Ninja was impressive.





im2, he's putting up some pretty striking numbers at the combine. (from nfl so it won't embed, have to click and watch it on youtube)
inb4 some rugby fan from a million miles away says they're not real.

He benched 225 x 29 just like Richie! I really hope the pick my fellow alum. I know they get O line issues, but he has the most talent and I don't think the q.b options are great.

Barkley, Sheppard, OBJ, and Engram would be insane

[Orlando1234977]

Did you happen to catch Orlando Brown’s coming out party? I seriously doubt he even trained for the combine. At least Lincoln finally let Schmidty roll out of town to Texas A&M so their guys can be injured/out of shape/underperform.

Wow just saw his terrible numbers. Still could be a 1st rounder. So glad Wis is returning all 5 up front next year.

He benched 225 x 29 just like Richie! I really hope the pick my fellow alum. I know they get O line issues, but he has the most talent and I don't think the q.b options are great.

Barkley, Sheppard, OBJ, and Engram would be insane

Yep and 29 beat out all but 5 of 36 O-Lineman this year.

[GeneralSerpant]

I just had a burrito at Whole Foods. It was one of those confusing stomach days, and I was just gonna load up on mixed veggies and some protein for $9/ lb, but I remembered that their hot food bar kinda lacks as far as veggies go, so I visited their taqueria which I haven't visited in quite a while. While I do mainly stick to traditionally hispanic taquerias, I do find Whole Foods burritos to be a pleasant experience.

Also while there I came upon a canister of Every Man Jack shaving gel (and not just the squeeze tube that doesn't lather), which has been gone virtually everywhere except some store on Kauai that I was recently at, and Amazon. While the shaving gel was a no-go flying back to the mainland, it is also only an add-on item at Amazon, and I wasn't going to get $25 worth of it. I did try to buy some Asics wrestling shoes for deadlifting and squatting at the gym, but it wasn't sold by the Amazon store itself, so I was back to square one.

[Orlando1234977]

I just had a burrito at Whole Foods. It was one of those confusing stomach days, and I was just gonna load up on mixed veggies and some protein for $9/ lb, but I remembered that their hot food bar kinda lacks as far as veggies go, so I visited their taqueria which I haven't visited in quite a while. While I do mainly stick to traditionally hispanic taquerias, I do find Whole Foods burritos to be a pleasant experience.

Also while there I came upon a canister of Every Man Jack shaving gel (and not just the squeeze tube that doesn't lather), which has been gone virtually everywhere except some store on Kauai that I was recently at, and Amazon. While the shaving gel was a no-go flying back to the mainland, it is also only an add-on item at Amazon, and I wasn't going to get $25 worth of it. I did try to buy some Asics wrestling shoes for deadlifting and squatting at the gym, but it wasn't sold by the Amazon store itself, so I was back to square one.

You can fart around all you want as long as you're not getting in the way of people busy gettin stuff done.

[GeneralSerpant]

[Dominik]

In before O says NFL players dwarf/outlift him.

[Orlando1234977]

In before O says NFL players dwarf/outlift him.

ha ha you're all about appearance. I had a buddy that had the ultimate linebacker body and smarts for the game and he couldn't even start at the division 3 level (no free ride scholarships in div 3) in college. 99% at the top level D1 players in college won't make it to the NFL Pro Bowl level like Richie, but with your courageous spirit, you'd run at him all day.

[Dominik]

ha ha you're all about appearance. I had a buddy that had the ultimate linebacker body and smarts for the game and he couldn't even start at the division 3 level (no free ride scholarships in div 3) in college. 99% at the top level D1 players in college won't make it to the NFL Pro Bowl level like Richie, but with your courageous spirit, you'd run at him all day.

I'm all about numbers. He just deadlifted 1041lbs with a belt and straps. I doubt anyone in the NFL is getting within 250lbs of that.

[GeneralSerpant]

Yeh but that doesn't mean he can fight though.

[im2manly]

ha ha you're all about appearance. I had a buddy that had the ultimate linebacker body and smarts for the game and he couldn't even start at the division 3 level (no free ride scholarships in div 3) in college. 99% at the top level D1 players in college won't make it to the NFL Pro Bowl level like Richie, but with your courageous spirit, you'd run at him all day.

I think it's fair to say that the mountain lacks the athleticism to make it in the NFL, and O linemen lack the strength to make it in strong man.

[im2manly]

Yeh but that doesn't mean he can fight though.

This is sort of my point. All NFL players are elite at coordinating their muscles, and are incredibly explosive even if they are substantially weaker.

[GeneralSerpant]

This is sort of my point. All NFL players are elite at coordinating their muscles, and are incredibly explosive even if they are substantially weaker.

On this site, everybody would compare each other buy weight/height to get a sense of how much muscle someone has. But then you'd see people pitting smaller fighters to bodybuilders and someone would have to remind people that the pounds are as strong an indicator as they thought.

[Orlando1234977]

I think it's fair to say that the mountain lacks the athleticism to make it in the NFL, and O linemen lack the strength to make it in strong man.

Yep, there's a reason the combine tests more than one spoke on the wheel.