RANT: R.I.P. Tyrbolift

[PapaBurgandy]

But cheeseburgers

Mayo.

[im2manly]

Blue moon is useful for getting stupid girls drunk. It is drinkable, but there are vastly superior options available; even inside the line of "Crap Americanized wheat beers that include fruit slices for some stupid assed reason" beers.

Ketchup is useful on certain foods, as already mentioned by Naldo. It is edible, but there are vastly superior options available' especially in regards to condiments to be paired with eggs.

There is no way I will believe that you think Coors Light, Bud, Corona, Sam Adams Lager, Pabst, etc are better. No fuking way. What American crap beer would you pick ahead of it? It even has like 5.6 abv. And why an orange? How about because oranges are ****ing delicious, bro? Cold orange is also refrshing and summery

LOL.

While there's some degree of chacun à son goût here, there are still standards.

Compared to any good pizzeria, Domino's is objectively subpar pizza. That is indisputable by anyone who is not psychotic. That doesn't mean that everyone who likes Domino's is an idiot, but it means that they are eating a product that is vastly inferior to the best examples of the genre.

Compared to the best witbiers, Blue Moon and Shock Top are mediocre. Despite the crap that I give you here, that also doesn't mean that everyone who likes drinking Blue Moon is an idiot, but it means that they are drinking a product that is inferior to the best examples of the genre.

Ketchup on eggs is still appalling.

Explain the issue with ketchup

Mayo.

You sicken me

[VoxExMachina]

I was going to edit the thread title to RANT: Beat the heat and sip on a cold Ketchup-A-Rita

Then I realized that is a stupid and horrible idea.















Much like ketchup on eggs.

[Final_Rep]

When I get home I'm going to make a margarita and put a little ketchup in it, just enough to add some flavor.

I'll post up the pic here to make the food snobs ITT gag a little

[im2manly]

This ketchup issue is getting to me. It is just so ridiculous, but the more i keep talking about it, the less srs i think u guys will take me lol ppl love pasta and tomato sauce on pizza, but hate ketchup. What a world lol

[Orlando1234977]

Ketchup isn't really meant for anyone over 23 years old, IMHO.

Haven't you noticed the average IQ itt lmaos we're not playing against a full deck in here.
-2time

Come Saturday I'll be eating brats though, when the big boys take on Italia.

ZORN where you at Boy! We gonna do this up BIG come Sat. u know how.
I was watching highlights of the '14 7-1 thumping against Brazil, in Brazil. Probably the best sports performance in the modern era.
Off to see PITBULL at the far south stage.

[Orlando1234977]

Haven't you noticed the average IQ itt lmaos we're not playing against a full deck in here.
-2time

Because the mods scores brings it DOWN

[Partyrocking]

When I get home I'm going to make a margarita and put a little ketchup in it, just enough to add some flavor.

I'll post up the pic here to make the food snobs ITT gag a little

If you’re using Jose, you might be improving the taste

[Final_Rep]

If you’re using Jose, you might be improving the taste

The only proper way to make a margarita is with an obscure Resposado that nobody can pronounce, not that swill.

[Dominik]

lol ppl love pasta and tomato sauce on pizza, but hate ketchup. What a world lol

You can't compare bolognese or pizza sauce made with San Marzano tomatoes to concentrated sugary chit in a plastic bottle, especially some of the crap over there loaded with HFCS.

It's like night and day mang.

[Partyrocking]

The only proper way to make a margarita is with an obscure Reposado that nobody can pronounce, not that swill.

I do enjoy a good Resposado. My current fave is Riazul.

[Final_Rep]

You can't compare bolognese or pizza sauce made with San Marzano tomatoes to concentrated sugary chit in a plastic bottle, especially some of the crap over there loaded with HFCS.

It's like night and day mang.

Not all ketchups are Heinz. Portland Ketchup Company makes a "high quality" ketchup with organics and good tomatoes and stuff.

I don't like it but lots of people think it's the bee's knees.

I do enjoy a good Resposado. My current fave is Riazul.

Like I said. Raiaazhaeul... how do you even pronounce that, who knows.

[Dominik]

Not all ketchups are Heinz. Portland Ketchup Company makes a "high quality" ketchup with organics and good tomatoes and stuff.

I'm glad HFCS hasn't caught on here. Hard to find an American BBQ sauce without it.

I'm sure there's some quality local stuff and you can always make your own however the majority of what is readily available is garbage.

[chazzy1864]

There is no way I will believe that you think Coors Light, Bud, Corona, Sam Adams Lager, Pabst, etc are better. No fuking way. What American crap beer would you pick ahead of it? It even has like 5.6 abv. And why an orange? How about because oranges are ****ing delicious, bro? Cold orange is also refrshing and summery

Not a single one of the beers you listed is a wheat beer.

Oranges (or any fruit for that matter) belong in wheat beers. Putting orange slices in a wheat beer is an idiotic Americanized trait that is stupid.

[Final_Rep]

I'm glad HFCS hasn't caught on here. Hard to find an American BBQ sauce without it.

I'm sure there's some quality local stuff and you can always make your own however the majority of what is readily available is garbage.

Corn is king. I don't enjoy sweets though, so I'm fortunate I guess.

Not a single one of the beers you listed is a wheat beer.

Oranges (or any fruit for that matter) belong in wheat beers. Putting orange slices in a wheat beer is an idiotic Americanized trait that is stupid.

- Oranges belong in wheat beers.

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- Putting orange slices in a wheat beer is an idiotic Americanized trait that is stupid.

wat

I'm not sure if you're saying that putting the fruit in there, but not in slice form, is okay, but when you put it in there in slice form it's a dumb.

[therorschach]

I wouldn't put "Master Of Rape" as a line item or sub-line item on your resume or CV. Companies may see this as a negative.

[Dominik]

Seeing a lot of new Mustangs here. Keep waiting for the V8 soundtrack but it never arrives.

Must be that silly EcoBoost the tree huggers love these days.

[chazzy1864]

- Oranges belong in wheat beers.

I mistyped. I meant to say Oranges (or any fruit for that matter) do not belong in wheat beers.













They do not and should not contain fruit slices.

[PapaBurgandy]

I mistyped. I meant to say Oranges (or any fruit for that matter) do not belong in wheat beers.













They do not and should not contain fruit slices.

Agreed.



All of those look fantastic.





The Lakers just gave $65 million over 4 years to Timofey Mozgov. I think this is the year they turn it around!

[Dominik]

The Lakers just gave $65 million over 4 years to Timofey Mozgov. I think this is the year they turn it around!

Could have offered him $40m and he'd take it.

[chazzy1864]

This is why Papa John's is awesome of the major chains:



Some even reported adding extra toppings and not incurring any added costs.

[PapaBurgandy]

Could have offered him $40m and he'd take it.

Well, he did just lead Cleveland to a title. Those were the most critical 25 minutes of the series!

[Final_Rep]

Seeing a lot of new Mustangs here. Keep waiting for the V8 soundtrack but it never arrives.

Must be that silly EcoBoost the tree huggers love these days.

EcoBoost crew checking in.

Twin turbo v6.

Anywho I think they are working on a v8 ecoboost in that new halo 'stang that pushes 800 ponies?

[Dominik]

EcoBoost crew checking in.

Twin turbo v6.

Anywho I think they are working on a v8 ecoboost in that new halo 'stang that pushes 800 ponies?

Nothing wrong with Ford's new turbo engines but when I see a Mustang I just expect to hear a V8.

Edit: I see the Mustang has a 2.3L turbo four which would sound like crap. The only reason Subaru got a decent exhaust note was by using unequal length headers which compromise performance.

[therorschach]

i usually expect to hear a neigh. this a robotic horse?

[Farley1324]

Nothing wrong with Ford's new turbo engines but when I see a Mustang I just expect to hear a V8.

Well, historically the majority of Mustangs sold were the V6 model...as long as they keep a regular model in the lineup with a V8 I think it's acceptable.

[Dominik]

Well, historically the majority of Mustangs sold were the V6 model...as long as they keep a regular model in the lineup with a V8 I think it's acceptable.

Edited my post. They're using a 4 cylinder engine. With a twin scroll turbo it's good for 300+ horses but there's no way around the fact it's going to sound pretty ordinary.

[Farley1324]

Edited my post. They're using a 4 cylinder engine. With a twin scroll turbo it's good for 300+ horses but there's no way around the fact it's going to sound pretty ordinary.

Chevy is also using a 4 cylinder in some Camaros. Both have 4, 6, and 8 cylinder options.

Things have certainly changed.

The good news, of course, is that the horsepower AND MPG numbers are all higher across the board.

[Dominik]

Chevy is also using a 4 cylinder in some Camaros. Both have 4, 6, and 8 cylinder options.

Things have certainly changed.

The good news, of course, is that the horsepower AND MPG numbers are all higher across the board.

Being a common car over there you would see plenty of V6s but importing them is something that only happened here recently.

I just couldn't imagine sitting on a waiting list for a year to end up cruising around with a 4 cylinder engine. Might as well buy a new Golf R or something along those lines.

[Final_Rep]

Yeah Dom I would never buy a V4 or V6 Mustang.

And anyway if I was going to buy a car like that it would be a Corvette Z06. You can get a 2015 Z06 with 650hp, 0-60mph in 3 seconds flat ...supercar level performance... for ~70k, if you look hard enough.

Just my personal preference of course.