I just can't stop watching these videos. I am partly turned on, and partly fascinated by how ballsy/genius this guy is, and partly repulsed by the gullibility of these women.
Cliffs:
-Old Chinese guy seeks out HBBs in various public parks
-Pretends to be a eastern doctor with mystical healing powers
-Proceeds to massage young attractive women and videotapes it
-Not shy about massaging their teddies, pelvis, inner thighs, angus, etc.
-Says stuff like "Dis one right here...it swollen..." and "Massage dis one here...make the bad go out" and "Are you single?" (srs)
-Says "thank you" at the end of each massage, even though he provided a service for which he apparently does not get anything in return
-Does a weird thing where he puts his mouth on their head while massaging it
-Seems to like causing the girls real pain once in a while
-Girls apparently think this is all legitimate.
Massages Swedish HBB (part 2 is more funny):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxYak-gtSKA
Part 2: ("Dis one right here...very hard" Girl: "That's my rib.")
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg2UZRRmW94
Massages a feminist, unbuttons the back of her shirt so he can get to her bare back:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EgjkBzn4jA
Just some more spiritual massaging...of teds and azz:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmB0477J3Zg
Super spiritual massage of bikini girl:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjDK8LJlEyc
There are dozens of these videos. Fkkn lol.
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06-18-2016, 09:31 PM #1
Luo Dong: the old Chinese guy who gives young girls "spiritual" massages in the park
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Weight: Fat
B: lol
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luo dong giving them the down low on his low dong
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In every single video he massages teds and azz, or at least tries to.
In before he presses his dong to their face "Dis one right here...need semen..."
I haven't found it yet, but I am 100% certain I am going to find one where he spiritually puts her toes in his mouth.Height: Manlet
Weight: Fat
B: lol
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"ah yes let me see, you have tight angus yeah, let me massage angus.... ah fuc yeah ... fucin hnnnnng... ok from now on when you go home to home country you need to find car and wax on right hand, wax off left hand... listen to Miyagi San, white princess da spirits tell me you are in need of titty massage, fucin hnnnng, ok listen up... there is no stopping what cant be stopped no killing what can be killed, he's from the other side"
bish "dat you king willie?
massage dude "i can feel him all around"
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"ah yes tight angus can be solved with tai chi, crouching tiger hidden cawk, let me lick angus with the power of a thousand tong po's awww fuark yeah swedish lady you come to china on gap year, seek alternative therapy for spirit, now shut eye , open mouth and suck cobras tail , tomorrow you wake up new person , now suck cobras tail... suck good... hmnng... balls deep.?. sorry i mean suck cobras tail for own good,... furkin hnnng...
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"probrem is Western women, stupid as fuc, bereive anything... all aboutt dat instagram photo.... dat ******** status...dat dumb fuc, because of this china man tell lie, tell them has harry potter power, tell stupid woman who read hogwart as a child that he is a wizard... dey want to belîeve... stupid fuxin bish lol".
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