ITT: misc gives me lines to message tinder sloots

[cojones539]

haven't seen one of these threads in a while.

I have about 70 matches i haven't messaged yet. Will send whatever you guys feed me, just try not to make it so psycho that it'll get my account banned

[LtGoose]

"I want to paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado"

[cojones539]

pain.. aw fuk

[GetRichDieTryin]

You look like you would make a great single mother.

[ChapLips]

would u like to see my toenail collection?

[idunnobrah]

"Hey guess what?"

Then never respond. Alpha as fuk

[JohntheBaps]

Bahdabing, I'll get out my DING if you show me your THING. Righthah gal?

[NVious]

Would you be so kind to lay down and rot with me?

Are sub 5'10 men invisible?

Can you stump my Trump?

Has anyone ever been as far as to do like more than of the?

[cojones539]

You look like you would make a great single mother.

would u like to see my toenail collection?

[DAaaMan64]

If I'm not feeling creative enough I say:

I have the wood, we're the match, now let's make that fire.

Works good for me.

[TMaC828]

Find the largest one.

"I always wanted to date an actress!"

If she responds.

"I loved you in Free Willy"

[dontstopmirin]

want to go halfs on a bastad?

[MostAlpha420]

Sup Bish, gimmie your number.

[Hyruliangoat]

do you think hyruliangoat is cute?

[Shysty021]

Do you like to draw? Because I put the d in raw

[cojones539]

have sent all of them ITT so far.

one has bitten

[Iamasupersayin]

Misc classics
-do u like daggers?
-are u an archeologist? Cus I got a bone for u to xamin
-roses are red violets are blue...I got a gun, get in my van
-Ayyy bby u want sum fuk?
-u know how I know that we're ganna smash the first date? I'm stronger than you

[cojones539]

looks like we've caught a retart

[FitnessJake]

• I can imagine myself walking in the sunset, holding hands and smiling. Hearing the crash of
the waves as a gentle breeze flows through my body and hair. Walking miles and miles, while
the moon rises high into the sky. The whole world is asleep, but I am the only one living a
dream. The graceful peace, settling into my heart. For once I actually feel alive. This is what
it should feel like. This is how you're supposed to live. A longing sense of comfort. And as we
lay on the sand staring into the night sky, the stars become brighter and multiply. Soon
enough, the dark sky is brightened by each star's shine. We close our eyes, hand in hand
and lie in a moment of silence when all we can hear in the background is the calm waves alining upon the shore and the light night breeze. We make a wish and lie together in a few more moments, appreciating eachother for everything we are. We then both open our eyes to the diamond-like sky, staring for a brief moment as we then both turn to eachother, lying on our sides. I am looking into your eyes and you are looking into mine. I look at every inch of your body, then interlocking my eyes into yours once again. I inhale as you take a deep breath. I then begin to speak in a soft whisper. I tell you this is everything. You are all I've wanted. You were in all my dreams. You love me the way I wanted. You care for me like no one else has. I appreciate everything you've ever done for me, everything you've spent on me, everything you've said to me and everything you've felt for me. You are the only one I want. I am in love with you. Please keep me forever. Locked away in the eternity of time. You are different. You give me ideas. Thoughts, feelings, unlived visions of places I've never been or never knew existed, walking beside you in every one. It may be simple to state how I feel about you and say I love you a thousand times, but it is all too complex to fully give you the understanding of the meaning of the immense amount of love and appreciation I have for you. I tell you you're the one. You're everything anyone could ever ask for. I am thankful to have you in my life. I love you. I then pause and look into your eyes. You don't say anything. You can see the moon reflecting onto the calm ocean. A warm chilling feeling flows throughout my body as I watch you begin to slowly close your eyes and bring your body closer to me. Your face inching towards mine. As I close my eyes, I take one
deep breath, tasting the chilled ocean air. I slowly bring myself closer to you, as you put
your arms around me. I can feel your body heat and your soft hands touching my body. Our lips then touch. We kiss. Passionate, gentle, everlasting. This one kiss expresses all my
thoughts, feelings, emotions and every little detail of every little existing idea, dream, form
of all the words and feelings that I've developed for you. That moment, it was all unveiled. We lied there for minutes, sharing this dream we both created together. As we slowly move our faces away, I lay my head upon your shoulder and your arms around my body. The night had never seemed so bright and beautiful up until this day. It's like the world turned and
everything completely changed. Everything was clear and I can actually breathe and feel each
beat of my heart pound against my chest, as the blood slowly flows through my body. I can feel, hear, touch, taste, see, smell and understand everything, in what now feels like what is
heaven. Lifelessly floating on a cloud, feeling fully alive. The feeling of being so unrealistically
content and that a perfect life and person can exist is far beyond anything I could have ever
perceived. You are my savior and meaning for existance. I thank you for everything you will do and being there, always. We lie, staring into the sky feeling the air get colder as the night
becomes later. It doesn't bother me though. My body is filled with a warming sense of
completion. Everything I'd dreamed of having is fulfilled, finally. I close my eyes and daydream once again of having and sharing this same exact moment with you. Soon enough the stars slowly fade away as the sky becomes lighter and the light of the sun pierces through the sky, slowly rising as time repeats itself once again. But this time is new. The feeling of being reborn into a life that you feel you've lived every single day. It feels so right. Life is beautiful with you. I appreciate things much more thoroughly. I love you. I always will.

[Mehhzyy]

"go fuk urself you fat fukin kunt"

[GetBig0rDieTryn]

"You wanna meet up and have sex later?"

[cojones539]

"go fuk urself you fat fukin kunt"

"You wanna meet up and have sex later?"

Sent lmao. Savages

[JD805]

Hey boo, what that mouth do.

[iceypain]

Hey boo, what that mouth do.

rofl

[pondus_levo]

have sent all of them ITT so far.

one has bitten

[img]http://i.imgur.com/WTUrWB4.png[/img

Pretty sure she just called you gay.

[cojones539]

Pretty sure she just called you gay.

im getting trolled right now

[TheAsianMan]

"I have a crush on your for years", srsly this work.

Check out my thread

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=170699561

[pondus_levo]

Here. I made it better by taking out all of the "I love you."

I can imagine myself walking in the sunset, holding hands and smiling. Hearing the crash of the waves as a gentle breeze flows through my body and hair. Walking miles and miles, while the moon rises high into the sky. The whole world is asleep, but I am the only one living a dream. The graceful peace, settling into my heart. For once I actually feel alive. This is what it should feel like. This is how you're supposed to live. A longing sense of comfort. And as we lay on the sand staring into the night sky, the stars become brighter and multiply. Soon enough, the dark sky is brightened by each star's shine. We close our eyes, hand in hand and lie in a moment of silence when all we can hear in the background is the calm waves aligning upon the shore and the light night breeze. We make a wish and lie together in a few more moments, appreciating each other for everything we are. We then both open our eyes to the diamond-like sky, staring for a brief moment as we then both turn to each other, lying on our sides. I am looking into your eyes and you are looking into mine. I look at every inch of your body, then interlocking my eyes into yours once again. I inhale as you take a deep breath. I then begin to speak in a soft whisper. I tell you this is everything. You are all I've wanted. You were in all my dreams. You love me the way I wanted. You care for me like no one else has. I appreciate everything you've ever done for me, everything you've spent on me, everything you've said to me and everything you've felt for me. You are the only one I want. Please keep me forever. Locked away in the eternity of time. You are different. You give me ideas. Thoughts, feelings, unlived visions of places I've never been or never knew existed, walking beside you in every one. It may be simple to state how I feel about you, but it is all too complex to fully give you the understanding of the meaning of the immense amount of love and appreciation I have for you. I tell you you're the one. You're everything anyone could ever ask for. I am thankful to have you in my life. I then pause and look into your eyes. You don't say anything. You can see the moon reflecting onto the calm ocean. A warm chilling feeling flows throughout my body as I watch you begin to slowly close your eyes and bring your body closer to me. Your face inching towards mine. As I close my eyes, I take one deep breath, tasting the chilled ocean air. I slowly bring myself closer to you, as you put your arms around me. I can feel your body heat and your soft hands touching my body. Our lips then touch. We kiss. Passionate, gentle, everlasting. This one kiss expresses all my thoughts, feelings, emotions and every little detail of every little existing idea, dream, form of all the words and feelings that I've developed for you. That moment, it was all unveiled. We laid there for minutes, sharing this dream we both created together. As we slowly move our faces away, I lay my head upon your shoulder and your arms around my body. The night had never seemed so bright and beautiful up until this day. It's like the world turned and everything completely changed. Everything was clear and I can actually breathe and feel each beat of my heart pound against my chest, as the blood slowly flows through my body. I can feel, hear, touch, taste, see, smell and understand everything, in what now feels like what is heaven. Lifelessly floating on a cloud, feeling fully alive. The feeling of being so unrealistically content and that a perfect life and person can exist is far beyond anything I could have ever perceived. You are my savior and meaning for existence. I thank you for everything you will do and being there, always. We lie, staring into the sky feeling the air get colder as the night becomes later. It doesn't bother me though. My body is filled with a warming sense of completion. Everything I'd dreamed of having is fulfilled, finally. I close my eyes and daydream once again of having and sharing this same exact moment with you. Soon enough the stars slowly fade away as the sky becomes lighter and the light of the sun pierces through the sky, slowly rising as time repeats itself once again. But this time is new. The feeling of being reborn into a life that you feel you've lived every single day. It feels so right. Life is beautiful with you.

[kilu]

"lets make a porno n get famous"

[RyanMisc]

"I am willing to offer you 13k and 5k shopping spree. I will fly you here first class. Everything paid for. If you're willing to fulfill some of my fetishes."

After she responds "what is that?" or something like that, reply with "I am into cropophilia. I will defecate on you and your chest".