rub your hand on your thigh before fapping

[scrapbrah]

I was 14, pretty sure everything went as I would've expected. I never took her serious as I just wanted to make out with her an chit.

My first highschool gf brought out the beta in me though, so many feels and i did everything to display them terribly.

[PisseninMisc]

let's see what you have


I can't comment since I'm FA (for now), so TA (temporary alone)

She had the same physical stats as you. Also sounded like a dumbass bish, again just like you. Is that you babe? Come to papa.

[Dirtymanjames]

I had my first gf at 21 which was like 6 months ago. I phucked it up and lost a really awesome girl. At least I'll know what not to do with the next one

[Godfrd824]

She had the same physical stats as you. Also sounded like a dumbass bish, again just like you. Is that you babe? Come to papa.

I bet she had a dick like him too.

[marcFE]

Before: Women are clean
After: Women aren't clean

[strengthgained]

Before: women don't poop
After: women definitely poop

[SlootFlute]

Beofe: Wow this 16 rolls of toilet paper is sure to last me over a year
After: Wow this 16 rolls of toilet paper is sure to last us at least a month

[PisseninMisc]

I bet she had a dick like him too.

Funny part is she kind of looked like you in the face too. Fugly ass hawaian chick. Almost the same haircut too.

[Godfrd824]

Funny part is she kind of looked like you in the face too. Fugly ass hawaian chick. Almost the same haircut too.

Why are you bragging about this then? Are you some kind of masochist?

[PisseninMisc]

Why are you bragging about this then? Are you some kind of masochist?

Who's bragging dude? Just like you're the unfortunate result of your desperate father and ugly ass mother, the nut I busted in her face that night was the result of my desperation and her lack of aesthetics. It was high school man, we've all been there.

[Godfrd824]

Who's bragging dude? Just like you're the unfortunate result of your desperate father and ugly ass mother, the nut I busted in her face that night was the result of my desperation and her lack of aesthetics. It was high school man, we've all been there.

I haven't been there, my girl is very attractive, but keep coping you cuck. Or you can do the right thing and LDAR.

[PisseninMisc]

I haven't been there, my girl is very attractive, but keep coping you cuck. Or you can do the right thing and LDAR.

Oh I'm sure my man. Cuck? LDAR? Are you sure you're not still in high school? I can't tell with your face looks like you could be about 45-50.

[zeronotyethero]

Felt surreal. Then again I didn't have a gf until I was 18, so I was so used to being alone by that point and it was a weird transition since it just sorta happened outta nowhere.

[Godfrd824]

Oh I'm sure my man. Cuck? LDAR? Are you sure you're not still in high school? I can't tell with your face looks like you could be about 45-50.

Not one wrinkle or crease, and I look like I'm 45? You need to cope harder cuck.

[Rhotic]

hole was farther down than I expected

[Dbowens]

Felt surreal. Then again I didn't have a gf until I was 18, so I was so used to being alone by that point and it was a weird transition since it just sorta happened outta nowhere.

Kinda this, wild roller coaster of emotions throughout.. Rode the highs very high and the lows to depression. Went full beta many times but glad I learned young enough at 19.

Expectations were basically what I thought, but didn't expect to have as strong of feels as I did sometimes. Honestly made me feel beta throughout.. all my lifts went down, I was less of a man in a relationship than if I had been single and improving myself, but I didn't care because some days I felt high on life. Sex was almost as expected, bjs were slightly disappointing and condoms sucked more than expected.

[chickenallday]

Expectation: sex, cuddling, all cute chit

Reality: all the above for first few months, then chit storms all the time. Sex was like pounding a dead fish, found out how much condoms suck, wasted money. Went full beta. Never again

[Bindings]

wow this is gonna be cool,

*3 weeks later after sex with her for the first time*

wow this is so old, whos next

repeat

[BrUuh]

been dating my first gf for like 3 years now.

prob imagine shes gonna sloot it up sooner or later, and im gonna think all women r sloots.

[RageKage37]

been dating my first gf for like 3 years now.

prob imagine shes gonna sloot it up sooner or later, and im gonna think all women r sloots.

Age 19

You're too young to be thinking like that *******.

[chickenallday]

been dating my first gf for like 3 years now.

prob imagine shes gonna sloot it up sooner or later, and im gonna think all women r sloots.

hope it works out for you brah. dat breakup time aint fun

[kups95]

been dating my first gf for like 3 years now.

prob imagine shes gonna sloot it up sooner or later, and im gonna think all women r sloots.

son it's not a matter of she probs" gon sloot it up, its a fact of wether she already went full sloots gon sloot behind your back , or she is currently pulling a prime sloot gon sloots move while your miscing in the toilet, either way be advised, if u catch da feels u dun fukt

[chickenbroccoli]

jesus would welcome syrian refugees
http://lauraturner.religionnews.com/...yrian-refugees



these men in positions of power have all professed their faith in the christian god, and have all chosen to close their borders to refugees fleeing deadly violence in one of the most turbulent places on earth. Syrian refugees need the aid and shelter of the global community, and christians should be the first to answer the call for hospitality. There are so many passages in the bible that tell us so:

“you shall also love the stranger, for you were strangers in the land of egypt.” — deuteronomy 10:19

“then the righteous will answer him, ‘lord, when was it that we saw you hungry and gave you food, or thirsty and gave you something to drink? And when was it that we saw you a stranger and welcomed you, or naked and gave you clothing? And when was it that we saw you sick or in prison and visited you?’ and the king will answer them, ‘truly i tell you, just as you did it to one of the least of these who are members of my family, you did it to me.” — matthew 25:37-40

“religion that is pure and undefiled before god, the father, is this: To care for orphans and widows in their distress, and to keep oneself unstained by the world.” — james 1:27

“contribute to the needs of the saints; extend hospitality to strangers.” — romans 12:13

“when an alien resides with you in your land, you shall not oppress the alien. The alien who resides with you shall be to you as the citizen among you; you shall love the alien as yourself, for you were aliens in the land of egypt: I am the lord your god.” — leviticus 19:33-34

we aren’t a christian nation, so we don’t need to look at the bible as if it were our constitution. But when these politicians all claim to be christians and enact policies based on their faith, but turn around and so clearly ignore other parts of scripture, they ought to be held to account. People’s lives are at stake, and we are to welcome them in with love and hospitality.

guns in america: Ideology or idolatry?
http://millennialjournal.com/2015/08...gy-or-idolatry

but perhaps more than ideology, this is really a matter of idolatry. I’m not the first person to suggest this, of course. Publications ranging from sojourners to america, the l.a. Times to the week have offered well-informed and insightful arguments on the need to question america’s love of guns. For a country that prints “in god we trust” on our money, it is odd that so many americans unquestioningly profess fealty to the right to bear arms that they believe is granted by the second amendment (which, it is worth pointing out, was written in 1789, before the invention of an automatic handgun, to say nothing of an assault riffle – and, moreover, is not an absolute right, just like the freedom of speech does not come without appropriate limitations).

Theologian jon sobrino has proposed that the opposite of faith is not unbelief, but idolatry... To honor the victims of these idolatries, sobrino insists the primary theological objective is to shine a light on the idol, the lies that lead us astray, and the death that snuffs out the lives of those sacrificed for profit and power “at any cost.” the duty to unmask idolatry follows jesus’ promise (in john 10:10) to bring the fullness of life for all: As sobrino writes, “in the name of the true god we give life to other human beings; in the name of false gods we give death to them”

with more than $6 billion in annual gun sales, it’s hard not to see how profit and power drive americans’ trust in guns as a form of idolatry, tempting far too many to turn away from the recognition that gun control is a pro-life issue.

Violence dehumanizes and creates division; it is the opposite of the love shown throughout jesus’ teaching and healing ministry and the fullness of life he worked to extend to everyone... Americans’ love of guns is more than ideology; it’s an idolatry that delivers death to far too many of our brothers and sisters and makes the rest of us sickeningly indifferent to their suffering.

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"all the property that is necessary to a man, for the conservation of the individual and the propagation of the species, is his natural right, which none can justly deprive him of: but all property superfluous to such purposes is the property of the publick, who, by their laws, have created it, and who may therefore by other laws dispose of it, whenever the welfare of the publick shall demand such disposition. He that does not like civil society on these terms, let him retire and live among savages. He can have no right to the benefits of society, who will not pay his club towards the support of it."
benjamin franklin



"those seeking profits, were they given total freedom, would not be the ones to trust to keep government pure and our rights secure. Indeed, it has always been those seeking wealth who were the source of corruption in government. No other depositories of power have ever yet been found, which did not end in converting to their own profit the earnings of those committed to their charge ... I am not among those who fear the people. They, and not the rich, are our dependence for continued freedom.... We must make our election between economy and liberty, or profusion and servitude.... [otherwise], as the people of england are, our people, like them, must come to labor sixteen hours in the twenty-four,... And the sixteenth being insufficient to afford us bread, we must live, as they now do, on oatmeal and potatoes; have no time to think, no means of calling the mismanagers to account; but be glad to obtain subsistence by hiring ourselves to rivet their chains on the necks of our fellow sufferers."
thomas jefferson

Fail.

[fitnessislife]

0.01%

Nobody asked what you thought, you cucked racist.

[Spartanize]

when I move out of the dorms next year

It costs about $1000 to own a cat for the first year, including lots of time

[Fang2]

If you want to, sure.

[SirDerpington]

I see only one pic of a kitty. I was promised multiple. Negged.

[Spartanize]

I see only one pic of a kitty. I was promised multiple. Negged.

[m1n2v5]

$1000? What kind of cat??

[imbored21]

yes