Whats the Most Grossest Thing You Experienced During Sex?

[reddanak]

poopdick

[ghjk24]

Was railing this chubby broad in the caboose. I mean fukking going to town on that ass. Went to pull out and go back in when I noticed her butthole was wide open and it made sound like when the air goes out of a small balloon really fast. It was immediately followed by a solid turd that loudly plopped on the water bed. Lolnope'd straight to North Carolina.

Strong/10

[mcdojo]

Don't really know what you all weirdos expect if you fuk someone in the ass? Nice cotton candy covered dik that smells of flowers???

Anyway, one guy had really bad hygiene, didn't look like it but he seriously stank and I wanted to throw up. Needless to say, didn't go close to his manhood and never talked to him again.

Girls are suppose to clean it out before they let a guy do it

Helpful tip for next time so a guy doesn't see your shyt

Do you have no shame?

[iJoinedforMisc]

she was crying during sex. and then she cried after sex.

she was also crying before sex. really ruined the mood.

So you raped her?

[mrc19888]

Standard stuff. Never poop on D from banging ex in the butt. Never bad smell either. Probably eating out period blood is the nastiest **** ever.

[saucebatman]

Blood all over my stomach, dink and hands. Girl was so embarrassed and it showed but I wasn't too disgusted, chit happens

[hookemhorns0tx]

Me and my ex went out for dinner and drinks. Took her to beach afterwards where we spent the night in my new 4 month old truck. Chit started getting hot and next thing you know I'm eating her box while she moaning. We fuk and next morning when I wake up, there's blood all over the seat lookin like a crime scene and chit. She was so embarrassed the next morning lawl

[Dimez25]

Never tried anal and won't forever after this thread crew.

[Tdriin]

Girls are suppose to clean it out before they let a guy do it

Helpful tip for next time so a guy doesn't see your shyt

Do you have no shame?

Thank you, colon specialist. How aware are you of what's inside you?
Well anal is not my cup of tea anyway so I pass, thanks for the helpful tip though

[BigAussieMick]

Recently banging a stripper fwb in the bung hole when I'm about to blow she turns around and let's me finish in her mouth.. I was like goddamn mang that's some nasty pornstar shiZ right thurrr.. No complaints/no kisses bruh.
Also 69ing another ganga and looking at her butthole covered in TP definitely ruins the mood.

[SasquatchHunter]

Vagina taste so bad I gagged. SRS. I did finish her off none the less. I am a gentleman.

[Orlando777]

This one night stand had a stinky vag and when the light was on the next morning she had a hair on her nipple. Dat dere test levels

[JimmyRustle1]

Thank you, colon specialist. How aware are you of what's inside you?
Well anal is not my cup of tea anyway so I pass, thanks for the helpful tip though

Easy do a glute spread in the mirror.

[SasquatchHunter]

Never tried anal and won't forever after this thread crew.

Nah bro you should try it. But remember poo happens. srs.

I mean if that grosses you out so much than yeah dont.

As for you brahs who are grossed out by blood. COME ON!

Should be noted I am known to toss her salad now and again. I am not easily grossed out.

[whitepaper]

Pretty standard stuff I think. **** on the dink from anal. Bad smells too. I'm just not a fan of anal but some chicks beg for it.

Had a couple of drunk girls throw up on the dink and then just keep sucking.

Was hooking up with an SMU chick in 2013 and felt something weird inside her vag. She was kinda drunk, didn't believe me. I told her to shut up and hold still, pulled an old tampon out of her. Smelled like death. Was pretty fukin revolting. Turns out it was like a week old. Girl was super hot and super rich too (billionaire heiress type.) But she was a trainwreck so I wasn't even really surprised by the tampon. I threw it in the trash can in her bedroom, started trying to fuk her, realized I could still smell it, took her bedroom trash out to the kitchen, then came back and finished the job. Came out to the kitchen for water and the fukin thing is gone. Her pug is just sitting there grinning at me. lol.

[MinisterOfLust]

lol is ur face srs? Hahahahhahahahhaha

You don't like her face brah?

[saucebatman]

Thank you, colon specialist. How aware are you of what's inside you?
Well anal is not my cup of tea anyway so I pass, thanks for the helpful tip though

LMAO at saying you "pass"
Like you'd ever be faced with that decision.





No thanks jeff

[BigAussieMick]

Oh and I had this chicks fluffy little Pomeranian dog come up and start licking my butt while I was ploughing her on the couch.. I was like this so wrong yet so right jk gtfoutta here you fluffy little cnt

[lightedshadows]

Popped Ex's cherry. Blood errywhere. Was pretty calm about it actually, she was freakin out tho.

[Love-Feet]

Ass to mouth to kissing, every time I say it people are disgusted, I embraced it

[csaesthetics]

going down on a girl and feeling the uncollected tp from a wipe hit my tounge and then travel to the region between my lip and gum and I couldnt get the thing out and at the time stopped concentrating on breathing.

Ending up coming up gasping for air and she just bertstared me, ran to the bathroom and washed that out of my fukin mouth. Figured it was just tp and I needed to man the fuk up lel







went back to it after though. Strong 8/10 lmfao - cant turn those down boyo

[anonymous]

[johnnyboro]

Licked poop

[TheChallenge]

Fuked a random sloot, went to the bathroom to clean up and had something with the consistency of a two foot string of snot up my arm, discharge maybe? I have no idea to this day as I was pretty hammered and I don't really get grossed out so I just washed it off and went back to business.

always put a towel down and fuked the ex when she was on her period, not a single fuk was given.

[berryhibiscus]

I was giving a BJ to an old FWB, he wanted me to stick a finger up his butt. Not really my thing but we'd been hooking up for months and I'm a trooper, so whatever floats his boat I guess lol. Kinda like everyone here, felt poop as soon as I put my finger in there, quickly assessed the situation, decided as long as the finger is in there it won't be that bad other than feeling his poop, so I finished him off quickly, then ran to the bathroom to scrub it off it was so nasty!

[straightflexing]

hasnt happened to me yet but my gf is very hesitant when it comes to anal because she told me she did anal with ger ex bf and he got poop on his dick and she got embarrassed...

[TheBreadWinner]

poop on dink

[mrc19888]

I was giving a BJ to an old FWB, he wanted me to stick a finger up his butt. Not really my thing but we'd been hooking up for months and I'm a trooper, so whatever floats his boat I guess lol. Kinda like everyone here, felt poop as soon as I put my finger in there, quickly assessed the situation, decided as long as the finger is in there it won't be that bad other than feeling his poop, so I finished him off quickly, then ran to the bathroom to scrub it off it was so nasty!

Still don't get wanting a finger in your ass. Like wut?

[ikepen]

was getting a great BJ from the gf and it was deepthroat .....she wanted me to come inside of her mouth. I did. but my dink was way too deep in her mouth that she had gag reflexes.....she ended up throwing up a mixture of vomit and cum all over my body...smell was terrible but we both had a great laugh

[Courwes]

Just surprised how many females don't know how to properly prepare for anal. This not not something that should ever be done spur of the moment. Always need to clean before engaging.