Orb, the basement-dwelling male model virgin, moved to Thailand to slay(pics)

**Pungiish** · 02-01-2016, 01:55 AM

I would make him my best friend and help him get girls.

Then i'd **** him

Hehe

**BetaAsPhuck** · 02-01-2016, 02:17 AM

Originally Posted by jordanb1234

The guy that always posted on reddit/slut-hate about being a lonely virgin with no friends/girlfriend that never leaves his house finally upped-sticks and moved to Thailand with the intention of slaying.

I don't know why people believe him.

**BetaAsPhuck** · 02-01-2016, 02:41 AM

Originally Posted by TypicalGamer

I agree, you do not pose like that and post it on the internet if you don't have confidence in how you look. I'm generally considered good looking and had a ton of success with women but I would not be nearly confident enough to post pictures like this dude. He's obviously trolling or has some serious mental issues which make him unable to 'vibe' with any other human.

This.

Someone posted a vid of him a while back 'watching a movie' or something, the narcissism was almost palpable.

This dude is a black belt in trolling.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wN2_kqySOwo

**robreynolds1234** · 02-01-2016, 03:00 AM

Three reasons he's probably still virgin:

1- Has a lot of ego issues due to his good looks, doesn't approach women.

2- More afraid then an average dude of getting rejected due to his good looks.

3- Didn't you just mention he is a basement dweller, must have some personal issues.

And really going to Thailand and paying to slay women won't solve any of his problems.

**TheAsianMan** · 02-01-2016, 03:15 AM

this guy is trolling, no one that good looking doesnt get approach by women especially if he is well known online.

**robreynolds1234** · 02-01-2016, 03:18 AM

Originally Posted by TheAsianMan

this guy is trolling, no one that good looking doesnt get approach by women especially if he is well known online.

Not quite sure, sometimes good looking guys don't get approached at all. Probably because women assume they have ego issues.

**kahri** · 02-01-2016, 03:26 AM

he looks similar to Greg o' gallagher

**Lukic** · 02-01-2016, 03:34 AM

yeah the teeth gives it away as a troll i think. it's his biggest flaw by far and he just ignores it.

**dfprodz** · 02-01-2016, 07:13 AM

Originally Posted by Pungiish

I would make him my best friend and help him get girls.

Then i'd **** him

Hehe

That would resemble Ghostbrah's success story

Except the ****** part hehe

**sdmk** · 02-01-2016, 07:15 AM

what's his neck routine
now convinced it's all about the neck
doing neck bridges as i type this

**ChainsofAlice** · 02-01-2016, 09:22 AM

Originally Posted by ZMAg

Thats like going to pallet town with your charizard to kill ratatas.

^ Best comment on here lol

**Kev1972** · 02-01-2016, 09:23 AM

Originally Posted by ChainsofAlice

^ Best comment on here lol

Don't even know what that means.

**PlatonicIdeal** · 02-01-2016, 12:54 PM

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**DTO** · 02-01-2016, 01:01 PM

I'm average looking but in some selective pics and good angles+lighting i look like a 8-9/10, I used to do VERY well on online dating.

This guy probably looks average irl and just takes good pics? how else can he be a virgin?

**butwhowasgains** · 02-01-2016, 02:32 PM

Originally Posted by DoWorkSon515

legit. I was cold approached by 4 women in Auckland. All wanted sex and were very direct about it

I wouldn't doubt that for a second. I remember some news article (cant find it thou) saying "NZ dating culture is just women roaming round drunk in packs looking for guys to take home"

Most girls i know are on the pill at 15...

FA's COME TO NZ SRS

**Tayraffic** · 02-01-2016, 02:34 PM

Originally Posted by butwhowasgains

I wouldn't doubt that for a second. I remember some news article (cant find it thou) saying "NZ dating culture is just women roaming round drunk in packs looking for guys to take home"

Most girls i know are on the pill at 15...

FA's COME TO NZ SRS

Brb booking next flight to Auckland.

**Anglosaxxon** · 02-04-2016, 12:08 PM

fukkkkk

**irkedphaggot** · 02-05-2016, 08:09 AM

oh ffs I can't believe it got this big. I am 'orb'. My friends got hold of my phone one day and posted all of my cringe selfies to reddit's 'amiugly' thing, claiming that I was a virgin, insecure, etc. Other people started using the pics on other sites claiming to be me and making up this elaborat lifestory and ****. I really don't know what to say. I have a normal social group and a healthy sex life. I had to make this post because i got ****ing recognised on the street!

peace,
'orb'

**tokelift** · 02-05-2016, 08:11 AM