For a $1 billion, would you swim this 100m distance? (pic) (pt2)

[socrates07]

can't believe no one has brought up simply back swimming your way slowly to the boat

every shark that saw you would be like w.t.f.is.that.i.dunno.breh.i.aint.fukin.wit.it

[MrDeafMuscle]

only sometimes

Then go right ahead.

[KCBadBoy]

I'd backstroke the 100m for free.

[Mulloway69]

Wood rather suk a dink srs







So the answer is no thanks joffrey

[kbrown225]

Nope, it would definitely be a painful death.

[Ceo10kdaybro]

would swim at a time when the sharks aren't feeding


but its a yes



surprising the misc is remaining clean on a WWYD for $1b thread.



and lol @ people saying 30seconds to swim 100meters


it would take most of you unfit kunts 30seconds to swim just 10meters in a public swimming pool. You have 100meters in an ocean that has current, chop & infested with sharks.

will take you AT LEAST 5mins

[Slayer2539]

I would take the chance. 1 billion dollars.

[1crave]

Would scare as many of the seals into the water as possible.

With the odds a little more in my favour if made the swim as calmly as possible, probably breaststroke to cause little splashing.

Edit: actually on the other side of the island from the boat id start killing seals and dragging the bloody corpses into the water. Wait an hour or so then make the swim.

Edit: **** some wizard on the last page beat me to it.

fkin lol @ you if you think that you can just calmly swim there in the ocean currents. its not a pool bruh

This is the stupidest thing i've ever read.


It would float away so fast, you have to rub the dump all over your body before you get in the water.

you better believe i would smear my body for that kind of money

[insertionbrah]

would swim at a time when the sharks aren't feeding


but its a yes



surprising the misc is remaining clean on a WWYD for $1b thread.



and lol @ people saying 30seconds to swim 100meters


it would take most of you unfit kunts 30seconds to swim just 10meters in a public swimming pool. You have 100meters in an ocean that has current, chop & infested with sharks.

will take you AT LEAST 5mins

Finally someone who knows **** about swimming. You know misc is full of estatters when they say 100m 30 sec.

[ProjectWheyhem]

Nope. Way too dangerous.

[InVentive44]

Love the misc thanks for making me laugh before work...

Brb swimming in the ocean
Brb currents
Brb water goes over your head because of waves
Brb sharp rocks cutting you open creating a blood trail
Brb jaws sees you
Brb DED

[1crave]

lmao @ everyone saying they just kill some seals and throw them in the ocean.





https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elephant_seal

These animals are colossally large in comparison with other pinnipeds, with southern elephant seal bulls typically reaching a length of 16 ft (4.9 m) and a weight of 6,600 lb (3,000 kg), and are much larger than the cows, with some exceptionally large males reaching up to 20 ft (6.1 m) in length and tipping the scales at 8,800 lb (4,000 kg); cows typically measure about 10 ft (3.0 m) and 2,000 lb (910 kg)

good luck

[triglyceride]

I'd do it for 10$

[CartmanBrahh]

i'd just simply run along the bottom of the ocean because sharks can't look down, can't believe no one thought of this first

money is mine

[1crave]

i'd just simply run along the bottom of the ocean because sharks can't look down, can't believe no one thought of this first

money is mine

dis u brah ?

[tekkenbruh]

Fuking lol at idiot virgin miscers thinking that they can even make it past 30 meters against the ocean current and waves, let alone finish the whole distance in under 2 minutes LOL

[Orlando777]

The surrounding waters of Seal Island is called the Ring of Death. I'd probably confirm verbally and end up chitting the bed when it's crunch time.

[Procta]

lmao @ everyone saying they just kill some seals and throw them in the ocean.


[img]http://i.imgur.com/dVaQX.jpg[img]


[url]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elephant_seal[url]



good luck

kill baby seals

[CartmanBrahh]

dis u brah ?

that'd slow you down to much, i'd just hold my breath. Easy

[Ceo10kdaybro]

OP said nothing about swimming in a cage, towed by a boat.


just lmfao, 1bil.


OVerheads would be around 100g, not a bad investment

[Gringo12]

honestly but, would anyone here be able to do it if it came down to it? you'd be on the island made up of fckn rocks, sorrounded by seals, youd slide into the water as waves are crashing on you and youd have to swim fast to make it out over the current, then you've got the long 80m swim with waves with pure darkness beneath you

[Archaic2021]

Can I at least have some goggles so I can look around under water.

Being real tea it would take me about 8 minutes, but for 1 billion. Sure why not.

[crowe15]

plot twist theres sharks in the water

[GeneralJGW]

I would like to think I would, but actually being there and seeing all those great whites I probably wouldn't even swim 10 metres let alone 100

[LordBroly]

Can I at least have some goggles so I can look around under water.

Being real tea it would take me about 8 minutes, but for 1 billion. Sure why not.

The water around the Cape is extremely dark and murky which is why the Great Whites use the breaching tactic. They swim up virtually undetected because their dorsal side is grey and blends in. Also, if anyone has ever seen a Great White I guarantee they would reconsider. These things are fukkin massive. People don't realize how long 4m is...it's more than twice as long as anyone here...

[Soonerjohn]

Sure would

[IntegralDx]

No thx

[Archaic2021]

The water around the Cape is extremely dark and murky which is why the Great Whites use the breaching tactic. They swim up virtually undetected because their dorsal side is grey and blends in. Also, if anyone has ever seen a Great White I guarantee they would reconsider. These things are fukkin massive. People don't realize how long 4m is...it's more than twice as long as anyone here...

Can't they breach upwards to 30mph

[EoR]

The water around the Cape is extremely dark and murky which is why the Great Whites use the breaching tactic. They swim up virtually undetected because their dorsal side is grey and blends in. Also, if anyone has ever seen a Great White I guarantee they would reconsider. These things are fukkin massive. People don't realize how long 4m is...it's more than twice as long as anyone here...

It's the misc though bro... 4 meters? lol sharklet. BRB using ultra vision to see the breaching shark, place both feet on it's nose, launch out of the water then use t-shirt to glide safely to the boat. Then on boat grab laptop and make a thread with no pics.

[brrealtea]

Have you guys seen documentaries about being adrit? Currents are a bitch. No way you're going to swim that in 10 seconds brah, even without the sharks messing up your psyche.