Can I be direct with you?

[MajesticLion]

[CobraTrapz]

damn brah. my tinder pictures are old as **** and absolute poverty. maybe i am doing it wrong

[RICHSTRONG]

How tall are you Gabe?

Stopped reading at this because i literally spit schit all over me. lmfao can't wait to go back and read more

[MantissToboggan]

Stopped reading at this because i literally spit schit all over me. lmfao can't wait to go back and read more

tfw the only reason i sent raunchy messages to rachets on tinder is to get RICHSTRONG to post in one of my threads

[BeansnToast]

Haley:

Grab the aetheists. There's a lawd

[DrFlexologist]

Ayyyy...lmao

[solidsnake88]

god damnit gabe.......


how tall are you?

[Luc1fer]

In the future Haley is gonna date some guy, act classy, hold out for 3+ dates before having sex with him, and go on to marry him.

[HubertL]

How tall are you, Gabe?

Pls respond OP. asking for a friend named Geneva

[ErsatzSpartan]

Don't believe any of it.

OP's style and ALL the bish's style is identical. Literally identical. Suddenly all tinder bishes are all literate and use perfect spelling and punctuation?

Even Nick Bateman wouldn't get such replies with such consistency. Roll bread of peace and a bunch of naive suckers in here.

[MantissToboggan]

Don't believe any of it.

OP's style and ALL the bish's style is identical. Literally identical. Suddenly all tinder bishes are all literate and use perfect spelling and punctuation?

Even Nick Bateman wouldn't get such replies with such consistency. Roll bread of peace and a bunch of naive suckers in here.

edit:


she thinks you're a "she" lmao

[MantissToboggan]

from "no casual sex" to talking about kinky chit to getting dat number

lol

[SolidPaul]

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Man I sound like a sloot

[Luc1fer]

from "no casual sex" to talking about kinky chit to getting dat number

lol

Decent text game, GJ. About 1000x better than Black Jesus.

[leoslayer1]

First pic is a bathroom mirror selfie, similar to my AVI. Fukkin lol @ guys that say selfies don't work. They're just not aesthetic enough.

Aside from that, I'm a pretty average looking manlet. Maybe slightly above average facial aesthetics.

Proof that body > face?

It's attitude and confidence doing it for you. I have no body. I get results.

[MantissToboggan]

It's attitude and confidence doing it for you. I have no body. I get results.

mirin big time leoslayer

[Insanity_SC]

got 2 numbers from this, 2 "lol" replies, and 4 or 5 no responses. Only used it on a few matches I didn't want to take on a date. the 2 are pretty cute.

[leoslayer1]

mirin big time leoslayer

Bang all of them and give us updates. You might as well. Repped!

[MantissToboggan]

got 2 numbers from this, 2 "lol" replies, and 4 or 5 no responses. Only used it on a few matches I didn't want to take on a date. the 2 are pretty cute.

for the "lol"s

"I saw it on a fortune cookie and thought it would be a good way to break the ice."

[SoutheastBeast1]

Just ask them if they wanna smash. Works every time

[Chesso95]

send me a pic, i wanna know how good looking you have to be to say this ****

quite a few miscers have sent me pics and i don't leak em

[Dota2Brah]

is a girl that swallows automatically a sloot? like i cant think of any reason to swallow semen unless youre a sloot. none of my previous GFs did that chit...

[MantissToboggan]

send me a pic, i wanna know how good looking you have to be to say this ****

quite a few miscers have sent me pics and i don't leak em

I already told you. I'm (barely) slightly above average facial aesthetics. And a manlet

I just have a shredded selfie for an AVI and that's what gets em.

You might be able to find my pics looking through my old posts.

[Celsus]

This is depressing for some reason, jesus. Strong everything, you must live in a big town or some **** cause none of this would fly here

[Chesso95]

I already told you. I'm (barely) slightly above average facial aesthetics. And a manlet

I just have a shredded selfie for an AVI and that's what gets em.

You might be able to find my pics looking through my old posts.

Poverty James Franco

skeptical hippo

[leoslayer1]

This is depressing for some reason, jesus. Strong everything, you must live in a big town or some **** cause none of this would fly here

It flies everywhere. Trust me just be bold and direct. OP is giving you the playbook.

OP may I post an example?

[MantissToboggan]

It flies everywhere. Trust me just be bold and direct. OP is giving you the playbook.

OP may I post an example?

Of course boss.

Been hoping people would contribute.

[cls91]

^ learn how to crop your pictures... look at the bar on the bottom, you can see just about your full name on the "Mail" window

...unless you actually don't care about people knowing who you are

[leoslayer1]

^ learn how to crop your pictures... look at the bar on the bottom, you can see just about your full name on the "Mail" window

...unless you actually don't care about people knowing who you are

Didn't notice thanks. FMF incoming within 14 days.

[HairyCrotchGuy]

Man I sound like a sloot
























Man I sound like a sloot



























Man I sound like a sloot

Yeah that's right. She only sounds like one