Let's hear it, misc. Whether it's jerking off in public or licking the sweaty @$$ of a 2/10, I know many of you have done some fukked up things when you're horny.
I'm sure most of you will one-up me, but here's mine:
I had never been with a girl before so I ate an ugly girl out in high school. She was seriously one of the ugliest girls in school but I didn't care because my boner was throbbing. I didn't know where the clit/hole was (both were lower than I thought) so I started licking her bush, which was full. I licked her bush for about 30 seconds before she stopped me and said she didn't want to do it anymore.
So yeah, my first sexual experience was licking an ugly girl's pubic hair.
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10-20-2015, 10:07 AM #1Registered User
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Most fukked up thing you've done when horny
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10-20-2015, 10:08 AM #2Qejanabakdbwna
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I used my hand to trick my penis into thinking it was in a vagina
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10-20-2015, 10:09 AM #3Crohns Bro
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A whale
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10-20-2015, 10:09 AM #4Originally Posted by AcetylCoA
jesus christ what is wrong with you. sick perverted phuck
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10-20-2015, 10:09 AM #5Breaking the meta
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Jerked off to fantasy of ugliest girl in school's pubic hair hnngggggg
I got this
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10-20-2015, 10:09 AM #6TheGreatOne
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Fuk op thats gross
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10-20-2015, 10:12 AM #7Registered User
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Old box tv, turned it on/off, rubbed hand on it, pushed penor against metal cabinet door handle, shocked penor, repeated.
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10-20-2015, 10:15 AM #8MISC CliffHanger
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i was 13 or something, had a hot blonde ,blue eyed neighbour on the flat just parallel to us "used to live in a tall ass building in downtown montreal"
anyways , i go get a steel screwdriver and a hammer and punch a hole in the wall so i can "Peeping Tom " on her, ended up punching the hole on the wrong side of the wall and just into her balcony.Last edited by sharepass11; 10-22-2015 at 04:13 AM.
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10-20-2015, 10:16 AM #92012 Transformation
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Met this sloot to bang and she made me
Meet her at the subway and brought her teenage cousins. I was like wtf. She told the teens to wait for her on a bench like a block from my place so she could "model" for an hour. They probably know what was up since she was also a stripper.
She was like 20 and had a nice body but gross teeth
Back at my place we started going at it and I smelled
The worst fish vagina ever. It was so strong like really strong. I was like wtf is that smell. It's like fish left in the garbage in the summer time. I was really horny and took Viagra so was really hard even though it was gross.
I was on top and had to stop cuz it was so bad. She kept saying that it's natural and she was clean and went to doctors but that's just her smell. I told her to turn around and went in doggy style to avoid the smell but could still smell it.
I decided to just go hard and came
Fast and kicked her out. Had to change my sheets and shower too ugh
Another time I was banging my ex doggy and smelled
A poop smell. I didn't say anything because she looked clean and I wasn't sure if the smell was coming from her or from
Me since I didn't shower that day lol. Kept going until I finished then ran to the shower just in caseAny posts made are purely fictional in nature and by no means is anything I say to be taken seriously. Any and all pictures I post are pictures widely available on the internet and any discussions I am involved in are purely hypothetical or are commentary in nature and should not constitute advice or be considered advice
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10-20-2015, 10:16 AM #10Bearded Princess
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-Two ziplock bags taped together and filled with water
-A trannies mouth (srs)There is no thing without nothing.
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10-20-2015, 10:29 AM #11Registered User
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orly...Originally Posted by MuckSnapper
edit: seriously on ecstasy i have phuckd 2 whales about 300+ pounds... srs. One whale I messed up though and gave her apparently the best she's ever had and she tells everyone we know about it (it was a friend of a friend's cousin). Constantly am hounded about it by the bros. Was embarrassed but now laugh.
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10-20-2015, 10:31 AM #12Registered User
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Banged a 3/10 thai hooker (yes I paid for it) with no condom.
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10-20-2015, 10:32 AM #13🇷🇺🇧🇾🇵🇸
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lmaoOriginally Posted by sharepass11
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10-20-2015, 10:49 AM #14Registered User
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OP's mom raw.
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10-20-2015, 11:32 AM #15Registered User
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Originally Posted by Fit1NYC
Bruh, feels. thats the worst. if it smells like trout dip the phuck out.
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10-20-2015, 02:07 PM #162012 Transformation
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I was expecting more stories
Any posts made are purely fictional in nature and by no means is anything I say to be taken seriously. Any and all pictures I post are pictures widely available on the internet and any discussions I am involved in are purely hypothetical or are commentary in nature and should not constitute advice or be considered advice
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10-20-2015, 02:27 PM #17Registered User
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Once tossed off to a picture of a COMPLETELY naked woman.
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10-20-2015, 02:32 PM #18Registered Operator
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fapped to bailey jay
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10-20-2015, 02:37 PM #19Registered User
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Fingered a chick in a high school assembly... whole hand smelled like fish for hours even after being washed.
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10-20-2015, 02:40 PM #20Message Board King
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fapped over a miscers avi
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10-20-2015, 02:45 PM #21Registered User
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What was his name?Originally Posted by Snowy0wl
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10-20-2015, 02:45 PM #22Registered User
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Fapped to Sensuality's pics
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10-20-2015, 02:46 PM #23Registered User
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Misca....Originally Posted by Miscamus
Miscasomething.......
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10-20-2015, 02:58 PM #24Registered User
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Not really too "fukked up" but I was a super horny highschooler.......
Senior year of HS I was talking to this Freshman girl that obviously liked me and we flirted quite a bit.
She had a BF(Sophomore) but wasn't at school for whatever reason that day.
Anyways, she noticed I had a bonar while we were talking behind the library building and she proceeded to take out my penor (first time she had seen it btw)
and jerked me off right then and there lol.
brb nutted on side of bldg and made her hand a mess lol
no fuks given back then
Fast forward couple months and she's single again,
I proceeded to take her to my house almost everyday after school and smash without ever needing to buy her things/take her out to eat ect.....
Then drop her off down the street from where she lived(was from a super tradiational/racist Asian family lol)
I think she's married to some like 30ish yr old guy from an arranged marriage nowadays?Carolina Panthers
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10-20-2015, 03:00 PM #25Registered User
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Banged a latex glove filled with lotion
rubbing my cock on my cousin's ass ( we were 12)
Could see neighbor's bathroom from my room. Whacked off to her pooping.
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10-20-2015, 03:29 PM #26Registered User
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What did you do to the bags? srsOriginally Posted by MuckSnapper
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10-20-2015, 03:33 PM #27Registered Brah
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Ate out a fat chick
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10-20-2015, 03:35 PM #28buttplug thumb of peace
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Banged a super fat chick when I was half drunk and couldn't get it up. My cawk was full numb for some reason couldn't feel anything. Then she started sucking me off so hard it began to hurt and gave my entire cawk a hickey. Then laid beside her for 5 mins in fear that she wasn't gonna let me go
Grade 8 I came in my pants by rubbing against my desk over and over and sat front row. Looked at my teacher with my orgasm faceNeeds to get back in to the gym crew
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10-20-2015, 03:37 PM #29Fornever bulking.
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Tried to suck my own dink. Almost did it but I came to my senses.
fictional account.
closer to the lung.
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10-20-2015, 03:38 PM #30quagmire brah
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I rubbed my dink on my cousins wrist, fapped in the bathroom of every building or public gathering place I've had to spend a day in, fapped in my computer lab at age 12, full class, two seats from teacher
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Got my first hug on 10/20/15, the day shall forever be remembered as the day I lost my "what if"
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