RH Chat 27: Almost every hand you shake has had my penis in it!

[John$Galt]

[HayZues Christi]

think your injuries will be alright with golf this year? good luck w/ the scramble. fukking love those tourneys, from drinking beforehand and during, to the raffles and stuff at the end. not many better ways to spend a day.

The shoulder keeps me from finishing some shots. Im sure there will be set backs, but 2 rounds in im pretty excited about the results of the shot.

Besides my x hot irons, i have Cleveland fly z + 8.5 degree/adjustable. Nike hybrid 3 iron. Titlist lob wedge. Taylor made sandwedge. Taylor made 3 wood that comes out my bag 3x a year tops.

I can get 240 out the 3 iron. Pretty good driver off the deck, but other than in scrambles or skins games, if i cant reach with 5 iron (220) i lay up.

What kind of putter you using? Ive got the simple odyssey white hot. Thinking about trying one of those back loaded ones like a Cameron.

I d love to play a round with you sometime. Love playing with better golfers than myself. Im a sponge.

[HayZues Christi]

Hnnnnng @ sexy women who golf.


Ever smashed out on course? I used to fuk this solid 9/10 who worked at this fancy resort about an hour outside chicago. She'd get me on the $170 course for free, than **** me on the 600 yd 15th hole. Now she is married and I miss her.

[bitty_bish]

Hnnnnng @ sexy women who golf.

lulz

One time I was at the driving range with my cousins, and I damn near caused one of them internal bleeding when she walked in my back swing. Of course I wasn't aware of my surroundings. I'm a sad case when it comes to my paternal side. lol Can't win 'em all.

[John$Galt]

The shoulder keeps me from finishing some shots. Im sure there will be set backs, but 2 rounds in im pretty excited about the results of the shot.

Besides my x hot irons, i have Cleveland fly z + 8.5 degree/adjustable. Nike hybrid 3 iron. Titlist lob wedge. Taylor made sandwedge. Taylor made 3 wood that comes out my bag 3x a year tops.

I can get 240 out the 3 iron. Pretty good driver off the deck, but other than in scrambles or skins games, if i cant reach with 5 iron (220) i lay up.

What kind of putter you using? Ive got the simple odyssey white hot. Thinking about trying one of those back loaded ones like a Cameron.

I d love to play a round with you sometime. Love playing with better golfers than myself. Im a sponge.

I'm still using the original odyssey 2-ball I got back in '03. Looking to change this year though.

Any interest in a trip to CT?

Hnnnnng @ sexy women who golf.


Ever smashed out on course? I used to fuk this solid 9/10 who worked at this fancy resort about an hour outside chicago. She'd get me on the $170 course for free, than **** me on the 600 yd 15th hole. Now she is married and I miss her.

When I spent some time in Anguilla and my gf came to visit, that first night we smashed out on the golf course. I purposely didn't fap for a week or more beforehand (penor so much more sensitive...awesome), and we laid a blanket out on one of the tees, heard the waves crashing in the background, under the stars. It was one of my more memorable bangs. I don't think I've banged on any other courses though, although I fapped in the woods while golfing alone plenty of times growing up when my hormones were raging. And I've had some great fap sessions thinking about various beer cart girls over the years.

lulz

One time I was at the driving range with my cousins, and I damn near caused one of them internal bleeding when she walked in my back swing. Of course I wasn't aware of my surroundings. I'm a sad case when it comes to my paternal side. lol Can't win 'em all.

Cum to CT and I'll give you a lesson

[HayZues Christi]

^ lmao at the mini van on the golf course.

[HeBrewHammah]

Hnnnnng @ sexy women who golf.

strongggggggggg this! I am hoping this spring I can work on my long irons. I can chip, putt, and drive.....but them long irons F me up. May just cheat and buy one of those hybrid wood/irons.

[LaughingStorm]

strongggggggggg this! I am hoping this spring I can work on my long irons. I can chip, putt, and drive.....but them long irons F me up. May just cheat and buy one of those hybrid wood/irons.

Mini golf only crew.

No windmill, no care.

[HayZues Christi]

strongggggggggg this! I am hoping this spring I can work on my long irons. I can chip, putt, and drive.....but them long irons F me up. May just cheat and buy one of those hybrid wood/irons.

Just smash it 350.


Driver, wedge every hole.

Those hybrids are nicr, i personally don't find them easier to hit, but many do.

[Artemis00]

Mini golf only crew.

No windmill, no care.

Love mini golf although haven't played it in years. Played a course in Germany and was surprised how different it was. You were given 4 different types of balls...each hole would tell you which ball to use. Then one person would go at a time until they got the ball in the hole before letting the next person use that ball.

[John$Galt]

strongggggggggg this! I am hoping this spring I can work on my long irons. I can chip, putt, and drive.....but them long irons F me up. May just cheat and buy one of those hybrid wood/irons.

Long irons are the toughest, and hybrids aren't cheating! I've just never tried one I really liked. And plenty of pros use them. Most, I'd even say.

Me and bitty vs you and hzc. After the match you have to fuk your partner.

[HayZues Christi]

Long irons are the toughest, and hybrids aren't cheating! I've just never tried one I really liked. And plenty of pros use them. Most, I'd even say.

Me and bitty vs you and hzc. After the match you have to fuk your partner.

You're going down!


On me...

[happywithit]

Woohoo.
A momentus day in UK today. We trigger Article 50 to become an independent country once again.
Feeling very patriotic because (for me at least) the EU has been very authoritarian, restrictive (except for immigrants) and just a damn nightmare.
So here are some patriotic songs for my fellow Britons in the thread.





So want to go to the Proms. Anyone want to take me?

[HeBrewHammah]

Just smash it 350.


Driver, wedge every hole.

Those hybrids are nicr, i personally don't find them easier to hit, but many do.

lol I try! My consistency is getting better, but every so often I have a shot that just doesn't go as well as planned. To say the least. lol

[John$Galt]

You're going down!


On me...

I've been working up my tolerance with my gag reflex every time I brush my teeth, 3-4 times per day, reaching it farther and farther back on my tongue. pretty good gains lately (all homo srs)

[djwolford]

Woohoo.
A momentus day in UK today. We trigger Article 50 to become an independent country once again.
Feeling very patriotic because (for me at least) the EU has been very authoritarian, restrictive (except for immigrants) and just a damn nightmare.
So here are some patriotic songs for my fellow Britons in the thread.

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So want to go to the Proms. Anyone want to take me?

Great news, congrats on getting out of that dumpster fire.

[LaughingStorm]

Love mini golf although haven't played it in years. Played a course in Germany and was surprised how different it was. You were given 4 different types of balls...each hole would tell you which ball to use. Then one person would go at a time until they got the ball in the hole before letting the next person use that ball.

And I had heard ze Germans are efficient.

Woohoo.
A momentus day in UK today. We trigger Article 50 to become an independent country once again.
Feeling very patriotic because (for me at least) the EU has been very authoritarian, restrictive (except for immigrants) and just a damn nightmare.
So here are some patriotic songs for my fellow Britons in the thread.
So want to go to the Proms. Anyone want to take me?

Hopefully you guys breaking away from the EU works as well for ya as it did for us when we broke away from . . . well . . . you

I'm a little old to go to the prom. Or does that chit mean something else in "jolly old"?

Great news, congrats on getting out of that dumpster fire.

Dumpster fire? You mean golf talk?

Agreed

[Violator009]

Woohoo.
A momentus day in UK today. We trigger Article 50 to become an independent country once again.
Feeling very patriotic because (for me at least) the EU has been very authoritarian, restrictive (except for immigrants) and just a damn nightmare.
So here are some patriotic songs for my fellow Britons in the thread.





So want to go to the Proms. Anyone want to take me?

cant even find a doctor in england on a sunday, might as well stay home and die, hilarious shiit...

[deadliftbrah19]

Dumpster fire? You mean golf talk?

Agreed

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I think he meant Dumpster Dive.

[HayZues Christi]

I think he meant Dumpster Dive.

U look like some ****ty 90s art in your new avi.

Rectangular and abstract.

[happywithit]

Great news, congrats on getting out of that dumpster fire.

Merci

Hopefully you guys breaking away from the EU works as well for ya as it did for us when we broke away from . . . well . . . you

I'm a little old to go to the prom. Or does that chit mean something else in "jolly old"?

The proms is the largest classical concert played at the Royal Albert Hall. You like classical?

cant even find a doctor in england on a sunday, might as well stay home and die, hilarious shiit...

But I timed my law degree just perfectly.
Loads of laws will need repealing, and creating meaning lots of jobs in London.
Loads of solicitors and barristers moving down south to fill the vast jobs, and what do you know, a chit tonne of training opportunities for those just graduating near me.

[IronCharles]

The proms is the largest classical concert played at the Royal Albert Hall.

I'm still curious how many holes it takes to fill that venue.

[Tiffany Wantsmore]

Loving the whole Brexit thing

[deadliftbrah19]

Merci


The proms is the largest classical concert played at the Royal Albert Hall. You like classical?



But I timed my law degree just perfectly.
Loads of laws will need repealing, and creating meaning lots of jobs in London.
Loads of solicitors and barristers moving down south to fill the vast jobs, and what do you know, a chit tonne of training opportunities for those just graduating near me.

You're getting a law degree? That is awesome! I am jelly as I always wanted to go to law school.

You're right about the timing!

[djwolford]

Loving the whole Brexit thing

Brexit is banana approved. Make Britain great again.

[LaughingStorm]

I think he meant Dumpster Dive.

That also makes some sense.

Nice dress.

The proms is the largest classical concert played at the Royal Albert Hall. You like classical?

Depends on the composer and piece. But for the most part, yeah.

Loving the whole Brexit thing

Brexit is banana approved. Make Britain great again.

My only problem with Brexit is how England says it is their right to be independent, but refuses to give Scotland the same voice in deciding its interests.

[Tiffany Wantsmore]

My only problem with Brexit is how England says it is their right to be independent, but refuses to give Scotland the same voice in deciding its interests.

Scotland had a referendum on independence only a couple of years ago. The result was to stay British.

[LaughingStorm]

Scotland had a referendum on independence only a couple of years ago. The result was to stay British.

Yeah, but now they are requesting another as England has taken the massive step to leave the EU. If you look how Scotland voted the majority of them were for staying in the EU.

England is not granting the new vote.

[deadliftbrah19]

That also makes some sense.

Nice dress.



Depends on the composer and piece. But for the most part, yeah.




My only problem with Brexit is how England says it is their right to be independent, but refuses to give Scotland the same voice in deciding its interests.

Thank you, it's new tennis dress as I'm back playing after being sidelined for a year from neck and back injuries! Very excited!

[HeBrewHammah]

My only problem with Brexit is how England says it is their right to be independent, but refuses to give Scotland the same voice in deciding its interests.

I lol'd when it happened. I don't know what it is like there, but I know here in the US they were interviewing people that voted.....and a lot of them had absolutely no clue what they just voted for. lmao Sounds like American politics really. hahah