Misc, Help With Girl (SRS) (Pic)

[Nicklol]

what do I say next??

[Atticus808]

"well i really want to know if it does feel like a bag of sand"

[FannySkelper]

Taste deeze nuts

[Rabbitjb]

Text "Want to be the first?"

[HockeyBacon18]

WHY DO YOU KEEP TELLING THESE GIRLS YOURE A VIRGIN????

why

[CodyZellery]

WHY DO YOU KEEP TELLING THESE GIRLS YOURE A VIRGIN????

why

Why not? Makes him have a better chance.

[HockeyBacon18]

Why not? Makes him have a better chance.

in this case particular it looks like he would of already smashed if he hadnt told her

she thinks he's hot AF and is only doubting meeting up because she cant believe hes 26 and a virgin... aka theres something wrong here

[Tune5k]

Taste deeze nuts

Came in to say this

[Inb4manlet]

Thanks OP. That post was very educational.

FUARKKKKK in on 1st. LETS DO IT NICKLOL. I'll pitch in for Motel room money.

[CodyZellery]

in this case particular it looks like he would of already smashed if he hadnt told her

she thinks he's hot AF and is only doubting meeting up because she cant believe hes 26 and a virgin... aka theres something wrong here

He can still smash if he wants. But I think Nick is just trolling the whole time.

[FOMD]

Why not? Makes him have a better chance.

But he's still a virgin? Lol

[wincel]

suck my lollipop

[Nicklol]

Text "Want to be the first?"

Sent this.
was gonna send something else, but I dont want to mess around this time.

Thanks OP. That post was very educational.

FUARKKKKK in on 1st. LETS DO IT NICKLOL. I'll pitch in for Motel room money.

Lol, I have my own place though.

[Inb4manlet]

Is noone going to help him?

Either send what rabbitjb said, or a simple, "maybe if you're lucky, you'll get to taste me".

^fuark wizard. Yea I just remembered you had your own place. Goodluck bro. We gotta make this happen.

[RICHSTRONG]

I must need my bifocals..did you triple text that bitch?

[AlexNYC7]

I would respond with "If you play your cards right, I'll let you into the lollipop jar "

[Silencespeaks]

WHY DO YOU KEEP TELLING THESE GIRLS YOURE A VIRGIN????

why

Yes omg everyone has been telling you not to say that. It looks weird and like a red flag before you've even met the girl. If you want to share it then at least wait until after you've been on a date with her.

Anyway just ask her out for tonight or this weekend.

[LegDayLol]

Still not sure if srs

[Fuqdatass]

We all know how this ends

Nick plz

[bond6007]

Text "Want to be the first?"

Perfect response.

[PeteJonesHTX]

Why not? Makes him have a better chance.

I don't see how this can be true (for most girls). If you tell a girl you're a virgin, chances are she'll see you as a shytty lay/something's wrong with you and be completely turned off.

[PowersKenny]

Im rooting for you Nick, but I know the outcome, one way ticket to fap city

[Nicklol]

womp womp

[YIAMSOMEBODY]

You need to stop telling them that. I told you this before.

Tell her, "I only want to be tasted if I can taste back.....I want it all in my mouth."

[FannySkelper]

womp womp

Those fukkin emojis ruined your chances


I'm calling it, this Convo died at 6:30

[LukeS1]

Try to come across less needy, stop questioning yourself. I believe in you nick, you can make us proud

[Zackad]

"if you play your cards right, you could be the first"




follow up with

"but definitely not the last"

EDIT: inb4 "With great power comes great responsibility"

[CodyZellery]

womp womp

Go with: You look like a good teacher. I'm sure you can handle it.

[wincel]

tour's over boyo

don't use emoticons...chit is beta af

[YIAMSOMEBODY]

womp womp

Tell her, "Nah, all the responsibility is on me. All you gotta do is look sexy and enjoy what I do...."