RH Chat 27: Almost every hand you shake has had my penis in it!

[Tiffany Wantsmore]

Trump was famous here too long before he became President. I still think he's a better option than Hillary though.

[LaughingStorm]

Yeah, if I remember correctly...that was around the time he was divorcing Ivana and playing around with Marla.

Trump was famous here too long before he became President.

People's appetites for trash as entertainment still surprises me at times. Glad I mostly manage to avoid tabloids and talk shows.

[deadliftbrah19]

If you are going to do a thing, may as well look good at it.

How rusty are you?

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Back from banned camp #543,640,422

I played in college and league after college, but haven't played seriously since last June. Thanks for asking!

I'm amazing.

Now we just need Pondus and you guys can talk about disappointing women and driving them back into the arms of their ex-lovers.

[LaughingStorm]

Back from banned camp #543,640,422
I played in college and league after college, but haven't played seriously since last June. Thanks for asking!

Welcome back, mods have been on a tear recently. What'd they hit you for?

[John$Galt]

posting here to make it easier for thread-ruining ******* to neg me

just spent 2 weeks in japan, now gonna spend 2 weeks burning the fat I accumulated there.

hope most of you are doing well.

8===D~~ ( . )( . )

[bitty_bish]

posting here to make it easier for thread-ruining ******* to neg me

just spent 2 weeks in japan, now gonna spend 2 weeks burning the fat I accumulated there.

hope most of you are doing well.

8===D~~ ( . )( . )

I would think gaining weight in Japan would be near impossible. But I'm glad you are fat and happy. Have I ever told you I have a bit of a crush on your brother? He's good lookin'. You two could be twins.

[blackout3]

fuark brahs, just need a place to vent.

i was phucking around in my dorm yesterday when this 9/10 eastern european girl randomly comes up and asks me where the laundry is. she's checking out the dorm bc she's living there next semester.

we chat a bit, good chemistry and laughs, i add her on fb later.

today, we message a couple of times, then i just straight up ask her out. Cue her going offline and not responding.

i knew i should've taken it slower etc but fuk it. she was damn cute, too. da hell

[LaughingStorm]

fuark brahs, just need a place to vent.
i was phucking around in my dorm yesterday when this 9/10 eastern european girl randomly comes up and asks me where the laundry is. she's checking out the dorm bc she's living there next semester.
we chat a bit, good chemistry and laughs, i add her on fb later.
today, we message a couple of times, then i just straight up ask her out. Cue her going offline and not responding.
i knew i should've taken it slower etc but fuk it. she was damn cute, too. da hell

I don't see any problem with having asked her out. Most women like a dude to act like a man, be assertive, and show his interest. Basically, be a man.

Who dares, wins.

[blackout3]

I don't see any problem with having asked her out. Most women like a dude to act like a man, be assertive, and show his interest. Basically, be a man.

Who dares, wins.

All truth. Thanks brother

[cheerupemokid]

I would think gaining weight in Japan would be near impossible. But I'm glad you are fat and happy. Have I ever told you I have a bit of a crush on your brother? He's good lookin'. You two could be twins.

Lot's of easily available carbs and protein is harder to get.

[HayZues Christi]

I would think gaining weight in Japan would be near impossible. But I'm glad you are fat and happy. Have I ever told you I have a bit of a crush on your brother? He's good lookin'. You two could be twins.

Most scaredy cat way of telling galt you think he's cute ever...

[LaughingStorm]

Lot's of easily available carbs and protein is harder to get.

Lots of egg and veggie dishes there, tho. Carbs are easily available anywhere.

[bitty_bish]

Most scaredy cat way of telling galt you think he's cute ever...

I think he already knows that I think he's adorable.

[jamestown0101]

Holy F, its been awhile? Some familiarity up in this bitch!

Trump was famous here too long before he became President. I still think he's a better option than Hillary though.

Not too many women I know in the workplace would agree with you but big ups!

Did some pounding in the UK. Women I knew out there was not a fan of his lol

F, I don't want ****ing war. When I heard about Obama flying over to Syria and ****ing around, I definitely did not want Hilary in. Trump's dropping bombs already and clearly, its not as bad as media is making things out to be.

I've always been a firm believer that America (despite our faults) is the linchpin that keeps the rest of the world from going full retard and nuking the **** out of everything.

Still, its not pretty. I heard something like 18 people dead.

Curious is curious?

Will America be great again in 4yrs? lulz

If our national debt is lowered + no WWIII, JT is not mad lol

[LaughingStorm]

I've always been a firm believer that America (despite our faults) is the linchpin that keeps the rest of the world from going full retard and nuking the **** out of everything.

The rest of the world disagrees with this, it would seem:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/0...n_4531824.html

[HayZues Christi]

Ordered my first dog since my husky got stolen from me outside the food n liquor when I was 12.


Red fox lab.

[HayZues Christi]

I had a random woman come up to me yesterday and say, "i know this is super inappropriate, but you have a great butt."


I was like lolwut. Made my day tho. Then i dunked last night. Icecube.jpeg

[Mr Beer]

I had a random woman come up to me yesterday and say, "i know this is super inappropriate, but you have a great butt."

I would have literally vomited, so typical of cis people to sexually harass someone like that. I can't believe she didn't even ask what your personal pronouns were first, disgusting.

[HayZues Christi]

I would have literally vomited, so typical of cis people to sexually harass someone like that. I can't believe she didn't even ask what your personal pronouns were first, disgusting.

No matter the pronoun, a nice ass is a nice ass.

Id be lying if I didn't consider faking offense and claiming harassment since I was on the job. Ultimately settled with accepting the compliment and feeling good.

[John$Galt]

I would think gaining weight in Japan would be near impossible. But I'm glad you are fat and happy. Have I ever told you I have a bit of a crush on your brother? He's good lookin'. You two could be twins.

the food in general is healthier and has fewer of the artificial ingredients we struggle to avoid here, but when you eat anything in the quantity I do there, it's gonna turn to fat. lots of fried options too, which I love.

I wish my bro would get out more. he keeps regressing to the absolute disaster of a human being his ex/current gf is. I swear to god, it's what I imagine this is what it would be like dealing with a brother hooked on heroin, and I don't say that lightly.

funny, some people see zero resemblance between us, others say we look the same. I'm in the former category.

fuark brahs, just need a place to vent.

i was phucking around in my dorm yesterday when this 9/10 eastern european girl randomly comes up and asks me where the laundry is. she's checking out the dorm bc she's living there next semester.

we chat a bit, good chemistry and laughs, i add her on fb later.

today, we message a couple of times, then i just straight up ask her out. Cue her going offline and not responding.

i knew i should've taken it slower etc but fuk it. she was damn cute, too. da hell

should have asked her out in person. fb is a cop out imo.

I think he already knows that I think he's sexy as fuk.

^ would have rather read that, but thanks anyway, you adorable bitty

Ordered my first dog since my husky got stolen from me outside the food n liquor when I was 12.


Red fox lab.

congrats! your life will get a little more difficult, but infinitely better. much more love.

I would have literally vomited, so typical of cis people to sexually harass someone like that. I can't believe she didn't even ask what your personal pronouns were first, disgusting.

I raffed

[jamestown0101]

I had a random woman come up to me yesterday and say, "i know this is super inappropriate, but you have a great butt."


I was like lolwut. Made my day tho. Then i dunked last night. Icecube.jpeg

How young is she playboy?

I had a girl make a pass the other day; age 23. She then went off on "young girls." Translation: Just turned 21.

She knows she's got competition lulz

Its too easy. Now a days, at my age, I check for age + wedding ring.

[Tiffany Wantsmore]

funny, some people see zero resemblance between us, others say we look the same. I'm in the former category.

Same here. My sister and I look nothing alike, but people mistake us for each other somehow.

[IronCharles]

Same here. My sister and I look nothing alike, but people mistake us for each other somehow.

In 4 pics of hot sis. If she inherited the good genetics from your mother as well, she must be attractive!

[HayZues Christi]

In 4 pics of hot sis. If she inherited the good genetics from your mother as well, she must be attractive!

In 4 pics of mom..

[LaughingStorm]

Same here. My sister and I look nothing alike, but people mistake us for each other somehow.

In 4 pics of hot sis. If she inherited the good genetics from your mother as well, she must be attractive!

Seconded.

[HeBrewHammah]

Srs, when is the best time to start a new lawn? And with kids + pets in the mix? Never? lol

[HayZues Christi]

Srs, when is the best time to start a new lawn? And with kids + pets in the mix? Never? lol

What do you mean?

I just pay some mexicans to do my lawn.

[LaughingStorm]

Srs, when is the best time to start a new lawn? And with kids + pets in the mix? Never? lol

Start? I'm already well into mowing season.

[HeBrewHammah]

What do you mean?

I just pay some mexicans to do my lawn.

I have a half acre lawn, but half of it is dead.


Going to have to probably turn some soil, fertilize, and reseed. Might have to section it off, so the dogs still have places to piss/sh*t. I have the money to pay for it, but I'd rather not with the baby coming.

[LaughingStorm]

I have a half acre lawn, but half of it is dead.
Going to have to probably turn some soil, fertilize, and reseed. Might have to section it off, so the dogs still have places to piss/sh*t. I have the money to pay for it, but I'd rather not with the baby coming.

Oh, you can't kill grass around here. All you can do is fight it back so it doesn't take over everything.