RH Chat 27: Almost every hand you shake has had my penis in it!

[Mr Beer]

u wot m8

I believe Coke Zero is supposed to taste the "same" as regular but has no calories, although it doesn't taste the same at all.

I heard that too. It's a perfectly plausible marketing strategy because advertising execs are overpaid, coked-up tossers.

[SeymourCake]

Never shaking hands ever again crew

[FU3L]

I heard that too. It's a perfectly plausible marketing strategy because advertising execs are overpaid, coked-up tossers.

Dat pun, tho

[AJ7123]

A 12oz can apparently has 35g. The diet ones have aspartame and acesulfame, which people claim is carcinogenic but probably only in really high amounts. We're all gonna die anyway, right?

I heard that it's the caramel colored dye that gives you cancer. Too many people I know are dying from cancer and it's a scary thing so trying to be healthy. That said I had Diet Coke with lunch.

[Mr Beer]

Dat pun, tho

doh, missed that

[Mr Beer]

I heard that it's the caramel colored dye that gives you cancer. Too many people I know are dying from cancer and it's a scary thing so trying to be healthy. That said I had Diet Coke with lunch.

'Gives you cancer' is the modern airy-fairy media story that means absolutely nothing. As far as I'm aware, there's no proven link between diet soda and cancer, although god knows the conspirotards go on about it enough, but if there was?

You need to know what type of cancer and what the increased risk actually is. There are proven links between a bunch of activities and increased cancer incidence e.g. eating BBQ'd meat, living on granite bedrock and going outside.

But strangely, people still do all of those things and some of those people are the same people that won't drink Diet Coke because 'it gives you cancer'.

'Proven, quantified risk or GTFO' is my motto.

[AceRok]

Aren't Diet Coke and Coke Zero the same thing? I thought they just called it Coke Zero cos men were too embarrassed to ask for Diet Coke

According to its wiki this is true!

Hi, thats a nice set of wheels you have

I heard that too. It's a perfectly plausible marketing strategy because advertising execs are overpaid, coked-up tossers.

Forever cutting crew checking in, let me aware you *******s. Coke Zero is the GOAT non-calorie soda. Diet Coke taste like ass in comparison. Coke Zero uses a different formula which gives it more of a normal Cola taste, Diet Coke is more on the super sweet side. I also highly recommend Sprite Zero, there is less of a taste difference between Sprite Zero and regular Sprite. I also drink Crystal Light daily. Don't give a fck if aspartame is "bad", I lost 64lbs in 6 months when I was training and couldn't have done it without it. Will be getting back to training again and dropping 20lbs.

[FU3L]

Diet Dr. Pepper master race crew checking in

[AdamL00001]

Forever cutting crew checking in, let me aware you *******s. Coke Zero is the GOAT non-calorie soda. Diet Coke taste like ass in comparison. Coke Zero uses a different formula which gives it more of a normal Cola taste, Diet Coke is more on the super sweet side. I also highly recommend Sprite Zero, there is less of a taste difference between Sprite Zero and regular Sprite. I also drink Crystal Light daily. Don't give a fck if aspartame is "bad", I lost 64lbs in 6 months when I was training and couldn't have done it without it. Will be getting back to training again and dropping 20lbs.

PREACH. I don't know how people drink that literal feces in a can, Diet (insert brand name here). Coke Zero is it. Disgusting aftertastes and Hooters-level advertising lies about how they don't taste much different than their full-sugar counterparts is not what's hot in the streets.

[InstantLoser]

PREACH. I don't know how people drink that literal feces in a can, Diet (insert brand name here). Coke Zero is it. Disgusting aftertastes and Hooters-level advertising lies about how they don't taste much different than their full-sugar counterparts is not what's hot in the streets.

Diet soda doesn't have an after taste to me. Regular soft drinks are like having a sugar bath in my mouth. It's literally "crunchy". I don't like chewing my beverages.

[AdamL00001]

Diet soda doesn't have an after taste to me. Regular soft drinks are like having a sugar bath in my mouth. It's literally "crunchy". I don't like chewing my beverages.

At first I thought this was completely ridiculous, and then I thought back to when I was a kid and our Kool-Aid (red, of course) was more like a slushie than a drink thanks to the three cups of sugar we'd dump into the pitcher.

Mmm, diabeetus.

[FU3L]

I've drank diet pop (soda for you muricans) for years. Can't even drink the regular stuff anymore it's like drinking a glass of sugar. I mean technically that's correct...but it's just way too sweet for me.

[IronCharles]

Regular Coke is way too sweet for me. Rather take the million to one chance of aspartame related cancer over the high risk of diabeetus. Also, why spend your life worrying about every possible thing that can go wrong? That's the same kind of thinking that prevented me from riding motorcycles for so many years. Now I regret all the fun I missed out on in all that time.

Have fun, and give zero fuks. Your chance of getting out of life alive is also zero. May as well enjoy it while you can.

[FU3L]

Regular Coke is way too sweet for me. Rather take the million to one chance of aspartame related cancer over the high risk of diabeetus. Also, why spend your life worrying about every possible thing that can go wrong? That's the same kind of thinking that prevented me from riding motorcycles for so many years. Now I regret all the fun I missed out on in all that time.

Have fun, and give zero fuks. Your chance of getting out if life alive is also zero. May as well enjoy it while you can.

Also this.

AJ if you're quitting drinking diet coke because of cancer das not it mane. I'm fairly certain there aren't any reliable/credible studies done relating aspartame to cancer anyway.

[AceRok]

If she's addicted to it as she says she is, then its most likely the caffeine. There is caffeine free versions of Diet Coke and Coke Zero, Sprite zero is always caffeine free like regular Sprite.

[Cass40]

Why would anyone ever drink anything without caffeine?

[doughnutgut]

Just call me the master of bacon as I pass through the site and see this thread.

[MrBungle11]

Why would anyone ever drink anything without caffeine?

Das it brb 4-5 coffees a day

[IH8RICE]

Das it brb 4-5 coffees a day

[doughnutgut]

6 diet cokes a day. At least 5 cups of tea.

Yup. Addicted to caffeine.

But not addicted to anything else apart from titties n ass.

[IH8RICE]

6 diet cokes a day. At least 5 cups of tea.

Yup. Addicted to caffeine.

But not addicted to anything else apart from titties n ass.

Amen to that.

[AdamL00001]

Unfortunately it's a lot easier to get caffeine than it is titties.

[InstantLoser]

Ah the good 'ol days when cartoon characters could smoke.

[IH8RICE]

Ah the good 'ol days when cartoon characters could smoke.

The GOAT era for cartoons. Still watch some of them now.

[Tiffany Wantsmore]

At least 5 cups of tea.

Welcome, fellow Brit. 5 cups a day is the minimum.

[djwolford]

Just call me the master of bacon as I pass through the site and see this thread.

A challenger appears!

[John$Galt]

1st

[John$Galt]

Mr. Galt

I have been playing a round or 2 a week. Been really up and down.
Shot even at the brute of grand Geneva. Real tough course. Then I'll go throw up a 95 at a much easier course.

You still.scratch?

Even to 95 is a large spread lol. You're playing more than I have been, although I've been playing a bit more the past month or so. Still about scratch...actually probably a bit higher. Hitting my driver longer and straighter than ever before in my life, which is nice, but everything else is not quite as good as the driver. Frustrating struggling for pars or making bogeys when I bomb it 330 and have 50 yards in, then **** up my pitch. Oh well. Maybe next year I'll actually do what I've been talking about and get a membership somewhere and start playing real tournaments again instead of just scrambles. Although my bro and I have a legit tourney on Mon/Tues. We can make a few bucks if we do well: http://ctpga.bluegolf.com/bluegolf/c...1525/index.htm

We're the Kobayashi brothers. Would be sick to win.

Any good weekend plans y'all? I've got some friends coming over in like an hour, gonna have a fire and get drunk. Then hiking tomorrow. The foliage is tits right now.

[IronCharles]

Happy Saturday!

[TheJizzler]

Haven't really drunk soda in years. Rarely even drink tea, coffee or juices, so I'm at the point where I hardly get any sugar or caffeine from drinks day-to-day


All goes out the window when I meet up with my friends. Get hammered, start mixing spirits with a bucketload of sugary energy drinks, spend the next two days wide-awake with a resting heart rate of ~130

'Gives you cancer' is the modern airy-fairy media story that means absolutely nothing. As far as I'm aware, there's no proven link between diet soda and cancer, although god knows the conspirotards go on about it enough, but if there was?

You need to know what type of cancer and what the increased risk actually is. There are proven links between a bunch of activities and increased cancer incidence e.g. eating BBQ'd meat, living on granite bedrock and going outside.

But strangely, people still do all of those things and some of those people are the same people that won't drink Diet Coke because 'it gives you cancer'.

'Proven, quantified risk or GTFO' is my motto.

Yeah, all those 'bubbles give you cancer' studies are so badly controlled

Even the established ones are pretty tenuous... I mean, if you're eating BBQ every day, you're probably going to be named Jim-Bob. The cancer's probably coming from his mining job, his chewing tabacco, the sunburns, or the years of incest that his ancestors grunted out in their asbestos shacks