Drake the type of nikka to say sorry to his teddy bear when it falls off the bed
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Ok so earlier today she said she was off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the fuk up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a goddam log, bitch u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U WHORE, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im breaking up with u u some kinda poop whore. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop.
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*cough loudly when chitting in public to mask the noises crew*
*wait for someone to use the hand dryer before pushing out a turd crew*
*only available urinal is next to someone so pretend I only came in to wash my hands leave then piss my pants in my car crew*
*only wash hands if someone else in the toilet crew*
*nearly burst blood vessel in eye straining to use peripheral vision to look at someone's cawk in the urinal next to me crew*
-Have tried to meditate but always fail because of my balls itching crew
*sniff hard as fuk when girl walks by to smell her vag crew*
********* deleted my profile because everyone who i sent friend requests to reported me crew*
*catch a glimpse of myself when fapping in the reflection of my laptop screen then purposely look for a clip with a dark background so I get to see myself again crew*
*lowers bucket tied to rope from room with money in it to pay for pizza*
*create a profile on fb for our cat, cat unfriends us crew*
*enter through fire exit to avoid receptionist at the gym crew*
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