How to get rid of your chubby face (srs)(GTFIH)

[IronBrahh]

Credits to miscer ebric


1.) Chew a lot of gum together for long hours

2.) Facial exercises
These include:

10 second Yawn
1.) stretch your mouth as if you are yawning
2.) Make a conscious effort to keep the position/stretch further for 10 seconds.


Smiley
1.) Open your mouth wide and tilt the edges upwards in similar fashion to a smiley.
2.) Maintain the position for atleast 15 seconds, repeat atleast 5 times.


Frowney
1.) Open your mouth wide and tilt the edges downwards in similar fashion to a huge frown.
2.) Maintain for 10 seconds, repeat 10 times atleast.


The Lion
1.) Open your mouth as wide as you can
2.) Stick your tongue out
3.) Make an ?AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA? noise, vibrative kinda
4.) Go as long as you can, repeat twice or more.

Inverted tongue bite.
1.) Press your neck behind *face facing the sky*
2.) Stick out your tongue as you open your mouth
3.) Make the teeth touch the tongue.

MASSAGE: *self done*

1.) rub your hands on your cheeks using only the slightest touch from your fingers
2.) Do this in a circular motion and then an anti circular motion
3.) Make sure you feel some heat on the cheeks every time you do so
4.) the massage should last approximately ten minutes.


add reps and sets for faster results.Also DO NOT SKIP THE MASSAGE PART.Its hard to do for ten minutes but you got to do it.


results

[dizzin9]

[ConnorMaynard]

21 my ass, nikka you atleast 30

[TalkinDaHardest]

yeah fuk losing bodyfat, gonna do this instead



also sounds like a recipe for early wrinkles and/or nasobial folds

[Skeletor666]

lol at this thread, didn't read.

[cowboybebrahp]

holy crap OP i tried this and it really works!!!

look at this selfie



u mirin?

[JohnyyBravo]

op is an alien

[foshizzle57]

im not opening my mouth so that you can come out of nowhere and face fukk me

[Steinkill]

legit advice. im cringing at all the *******s trying to be funny in this thread. i truly believe the misc has been invaded by reddit neckbeards. sad

[WizBrah]

bruh where the before pictures at

[Lolzing]

Facial exercises actually works

and i only do 2

[shortythree]

looks like you just sucked a whole lot of dinks and now your face is permanently stuck like that

[IronBrahh]

legit advice. im cringing at all the *******s trying to be funny in this thread. i truly believe the misc has been invaded by reddit neckbeards. sad

everybody posts about facial aesthetics but nobody wants facial aesthetics

21 my ass, nikka you atleast 30

thats ebric

Facial exercises actually works

and i only do 2

post a pic brah, cover ur eyes

[TypeNirvash]

Lookin' like Squidward, brah.

[CobraTrapz]

Everybody wanna be facial aesthetics. But ain't no body wanna lift no heavy ass jaw

[IronBrahh]

Everybody wanna be facial aesthetics. But ain't no body wanna lift no heavy ass jaw

precisely

[Datsek]

you forgot to add being at a low bf%

[pollywogpriest]

i prefer putting a little 200g barbell between my lips and pushing it in and out with a duckface motion. maximum facialgainz.

[footmenrow]

Fabio Squid

Exact thought, repped

[Fella2015]

where are the before pictures?

[icomesb4u]

in on this thread lmao

[MesoPeaks]

21 my ass, nikka you atleast 30

some people just look older than their age.

[MesoPeaks]

holy crap OP i tried this and it really works!!!

look at this selfie



u mirin?

so the earth has been invaded by aliens now?

[PatheticPeter]

If someone can tell me how i can poo more, it would help me a lot more than this gay thread.

[yungballin14]

[Pronger865]

I use ben wah balls in my mouth to tighten up my face.

[BokaChele]

mfw this thread

[swifty17]

[BieberFeverBrah]

Op you're pretty aesthetic but isn't that just because you're lean and young?

[WrinklyGrandma]

Nice DSLs OP