**The best of the Misc thread aka MISC 101**

[ThatAussieGuy]

Srs, the misc thread is just not the same as it use to be. I use to be a member years ago and nothing compares to it.

[ThatAussieGuy]

also hai bb

[swolnado]

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=169883973

The Christmas party miscer

[darknutz]

[onequestion123]

[Agebolo]

Poverty Ghost

[Land_Down_Under]

whats going on kunts?

[CanUbAnKai]

Srs, the misc thread is just not the same as it use to be. I use to be a member years ago and nothing compares to it.

Cause and effect. The more misc was regulated, the more it lost it's magic. Misc might have been great, but im sure business standpoint kinda dictated that to happen. Hard to attract new customers if people outside the site start badmouthing the site overall because of one section of the board.

[Skin4arm]

darknutz

repped lol

[Donnie_Darko]

Srs, the misc thread is just not the same as it use to be. I use to be a member years ago and nothing compares to it.

Join Date : Aug 2016

[Clives_Bicep]

brb, getting caught up on the past couple of years I missed.

[speculator]

I miss the high art provided by the likes of Doctor Swole and Victorian Guy.

[butwhowasgains]

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=173534341

[TobiramaSenju]

[TobiramaSenju]

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=173610611


thought was misc.

feelsbadman.jpg


strong everything

[TobiramaSenju]

every time flapjacko is banned - troll alts attack misc
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=173612081

[richard noggin]

I miss the high art provided by the likes of Doctor Swole and Victorian Guy.

the one of him going to his high school reunion wearing a wife beater, fur coat and carrying a shovel lmfao

[TobiramaSenju]

the one of him going to his high school reunion wearing a wife beater, fur coat and carrying a shovel lmfao

When the invitation for my 5 year class reunion came in the mail, I almost had a nervous breakdown. You see, Doctor Swole was not always an alpha male pimp with 18 inch pythons. In fact, high school was hell for me, I graduated at 105 lbs and was constantly tortured by my classmates.

After graduation, I spent three years in my basement with my cat, lifting weights and eating cans of tuna like they were junior mints. The only time I came out was to go to night classes at a local college. Since that time, I have built my body into a rock hard temple and am also a self-made millionaire. I couldn't wait to show all the f**kers from high school what I had become

The invitation said "suit and tie", but if you know me, I'm just not a suit and tie kind of guy. I walked in dressed in my usual fur coat, aviators and beater, with a shovel. I also was carrying my homemade protein shake: 1 jar of Natty PB, 2 scoops of cottage cheese, one can of tuna, and a cup of oatmeal, all blended with skim milk. Delicious

I walked in, lats flared and my adrenaline pumping. I was walking around like I owned the place. Two former classmates approached me.

Classmate #1: Hey I remember you! Hey Sully, remember this kid?
Classmate #2: Oh yeah, that's the one we used to strip naked, wrap him in ceran wrap and tie him to the flagpole. You got a lot bigger man. How ya been?

I felt the rage burn up inside of me. I grabbed each of them by the throat and dragged them into a back room, where I beat both of them unconscious with my shovel. "How's it feel? I said hows it F**KIN' feel?!?! " I screamed at their motionless bodies.

Next stop I headed to the bathroom, where I stripped down to my speedo and oiled up my body. "You've been waiting 5 years for this, Doc" I told myself, psyching myself up. I felt like Eminem before the rap battle in 8 mile.

I headed to the stage, pointed to the DJ, indicating for him to start playing my song. "Welcome to the jungle" blared throughout the room, as I began my posedown. Side Chest, Back double, Most Muscular, I showed off every pose in the book. I watched the stunned reaction of male classmates, while women flocked with dollar bills. "Take it off, Doc!" When I hit the crowd with my signature lat flare, the screams were deafening. One girl even fainted.

I put my fur coat back on and started to walk out. Someone grabbed me by the arm. Tiffany Brown. Nicknamed "Pass Around Brown" for her reputation of having the offensive line run a train on her under the bleachers. She still looked the same. Hot face, nice body, huge tits. "F**k do you want?" I screamed at her.

Tiffany: Well, I thought that was really amazing. My husband's body is- well, not that great. I mean, he's rich and all, but its just so hard to find that total package of wealthy and jacked.
Me: <waving my BMW key in her face> Yeah, I guess so.
Tiffany: Oh god, a BMW. Will you take me for a ride?
Me: <keeping it alpha> I want gas money and a blow job out of it.
Tiffany: <handing me a $20> You drive a hard bargain, but I accept!

I took her for a 2 minute ride into one of the busiest sections of Philadelphia and told her to slob my knob.

Tiffany: Here? In the middle of the city? This is so dangerous!
Me: Tinted windows, cupcake. Now suck.
She knew what she was doing. An absolute Hoover Vacuum.

Me: Hey Tiff, remember the time you asked me to the prom, but then when I showed up at your house you had the football team drive by and throw eggs at me, and then your real boyfriend took you to the prom?
Tiffany: <mouthful of dong> Mmmm?�‚�? Mmmm.
Me: Well, I never got to tell you how I felt about that. pulled my dick out of her mouth and jerked off in her eyes. Two shots of baby batter in each pupil.

Tiffany: Oh god, what the f**k! I can't f**kin see!

I opened her door and pushed her into the street, in only her underwear and shoes. Keep in mind this is one of the busiest intersections in Philadelphia.

I pull my beamer about 50 feet from her, take her clothes and pour some gasoline on them, and light a match. Meanwhile, Tiff was stumbling around like Stevie Wonder on crack.

Tiffany: <screaming> YOU F**KIN PRICK! GET BACK HERE!

The glare of the pile of clothes on fire reflected in my aviators.

Me: Revenge is a bitch, Tiff, aint it? REVENGE IS A BITCH!

I pulled into my beamer and sped away, laughing like a madman and beeping my horn. I looked in my rearview and saw Tiff standing there, clueless.

A small smile crossed my face. "Revenge is a beautiful thing," I thought to myself, lighting up a cigar and speeding home.

[TobiramaSenju]

Its Friday so lets end the work week on a high note.

Post you favorite Misc memes, chops threads anything that automatically makes you think "Ahh yes the Misc".
Depending how this goes I may make it a sticky and use it as a "Misc 101" for the unaware. From bubble porn to poverty ghost to red eye chops.



Yes i will be repping koala tea posts that make me lol or bring back nostalgia.

proof flackjacko never went to medical school

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...1&p=1485721341

[AgRyan]

The thread arguing about how many days are in a week always brought the lulz, pretty sure this was the first thread I ever saw on teh misc


http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=107926751

[ZooPalPlateBrah]

psychotic IG sloot thread which is still currently going strong

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=173574851

[thekow]

The thread arguing about how many days are in a week always brought the lulz, pretty sure this was the first thread I ever saw on teh misc
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=107926751

hhaha yes

My ultimate favorite was drunkninjamaster and his "Ultimate broski pof thread" I don't think i laugh so much in a long time.
Was deleted but some forums did a partial archive http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/s.../t-534892.html

[ChknFrydMFer]

It may have been linked already and I don't know if the thread itself was all that great, but I lost it at the OP...the post was something like "There's two HBBs outside by the pool...should I go talk to them??" and the pic that was posted was through the blinds looking towards the pool where you could barley make out anything lol...I know I'm fishing here, but if anyone remembers that thread and could find it you get my reps (poverty albeit)

[jordanair45]

brb, getting caught up on the past couple of years I missed.

Same here. Hasn't changed a bit, lol.

Dem clivecepts.

[Samevans7]

Not sure if repost, but fuark this thread. I love it when the misc comes together like this... sick pose bro

https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showt...hp?t=155173903

[tank2003]

[Vishca]

Hang in there

[radditz]

what have i done with my life

[sammas22]

https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showt...hp?t=154374311

Fckn LOL
just be honestly with me misc

[Clinos]

https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showt...hp?t=154374311

Fckn LOL
just be honestly with me misc

This was one of the goat threads.