over-35 females please post a pic of your idea of an ideal male body - I need goals!

[kimm4]

This works for me!

[VonP77]

Well this thread really backfired on me.

Apologies to all those affected.

[MissHolly]

Not EXACTLY a thread backfire. I think you got some great advice...

I think asking random women on an internet forum what they want a man to look like is setting yourself up for failure. How about instead, ask yourself, what look will make YOU happy?

In the end, I think that will serve you much better. Just my opinion.

Everyone is going to like something different.

Maybe you should do your best for you. If it is female attention you are after, don't seek it (overtly) but become what YOU want to be. Becoming your best self, be it physically, mentally, emotionally, or professionally, will give you the self confidence to put yourself out there and that attracts women.

OP by this age personality counts more than looks. Make sure you have the personality sorted out, then go workout for fun and to be healthy, not to pick up chicks.

So you could listen to this ^^^^ or aim to look like Jason Statham, a gigantic bodybuilder, PeeWee Herman, or Hangman.

Do what you like for yourself and the rest will fall into place, eventually.

[Fishman15]

Well this thread really backfired on me.

Apologies to all those affected.

Misc is going to misc op...

[Clinos]

Well this thread really backfired on me.

Apologies to all those affected.

Not EXACTLY a thread backfire. I think you got some great advice...

I got the funniest creepiest rep comment which actually made me laugh out loud. So it wasn't a complete backfire/fail.

<3 MissHolly and Cass. You're both on notice.

[so-tex]

Apologies to all those affected.

I don't think I'll ever recover. You scarred me for life OP.

[sy2502]

Well this thread really backfired on me.

Apologies to all those affected.

It's ok, it made for a very entertaining thread.

[Lana27]

So you could listen to this ^^^^ or aim to look like Jason Statham, a gigantic bodybuilder, PeeWee Herman, or Hangman.

Do what you like for yourself and the rest will fall into place, eventually.

Still going for Jason Statham. Actually very disappointed with this thread - not much gay fapping material at all ...

Think it is only men reading this thread ... and there is everybody always picking at men looking at men! Where are all the ladies hiding, I am sure they know something much better than Hangman! LOL

[yochrisss]

You're doing it wrong OP.

Why are you caring about what makes woman happy...**** what they think and achieve something that makes you satisfied

[MissHolly]

Still going for Jason Statham. Actually very disappointed with this thread - not much gay fapping material at all ...

Think it is only men reading this thread ... and there is everybody always picking at men looking at men! Where are all the ladies hiding, I am sure they know something much better than Hangman! LOL

Because that's what they do. That and accuse each other of eating turkey bacon. so-tex...

I believe you've witnessed every female that frequents this section post in this thread. All except for Cass. Where did she get herself off to this time? I'll go check the big Misc.

[MissHolly]

I got the funniest creepiest rep comment which actually made me laugh out loud. So it wasn't a complete backfire/fail.

<3 MissHolly and Cass. You're both on notice.

Just trying to keep up with you, Creepy McCreeperson.

[bustasinclair]

Actually very disappointed with this thread - not much gay fapping material at all ...

Fine......Here's my goal physique:

[Flounderbout]

Fine......Here's my goal physique:

She seems to have a halfway decent figure, although you can't see her legs. When's your op?

[MissHolly]

Fine......Here's my goal physique:

I think you've been doing it wrong. Time to change your diet and training regimen.

(Love that commercial!)

[so-tex]

Fine......Here's my goal physique:

[bustasinclair]

She seems to have a halfway decent figure, although you can't see her legs. When's your op?

Haha

I think you've been doing it wrong. Time to change your diet and training regimen.

(Love that commercial!)

Yes, I agree.

I'll need to start implementing plenty of these:



And spending plenty of time here:



I'll need to resign my membership to the "Men in Towels" thread.

[MissHolly]

I'll need to resign my membership to the "Men in Towels" thread.

Let's not do anything hasty here.

[Clinos]

Fine......Here's my goal physique:

Dear Sun kissed by the gods HBB,

How you doin?

[Big_Sky_Guy]

Fine......Here's my goal physique:

Southern Comfort....whatever's comfortable!

[Lana27]

This thread is improving, but still slightly lame ...

Calling for back up ... (ladies over 35, where are you???)

[sy2502]

Fine......Here's my goal physique:

Would smash 10/10

[Cass40]

I believe you've witnessed every female that frequents this section post in this thread. All except for Cass. Where did she get herself off to this time? I'll go check the big Misc.

I haven't been trolling at the big misc. since I got a rep comment saying "rape me back brah"

Brains are sexy (although why is he wearing women's shoes? )

[Cass40]

Hey that one guy at the beach looks like my dad!

[Cass40]

Ok..or big Lebowski

[Lana27]

Ok..or big Lebowski

He needs to get this dressing gown off, so we can admire his physique!

[Lana27]

Hm, can't seem to find him with his kit off or let's just say the pictures that I did see might get me banned! (What's the rules on this anyway?)

[Cass40]

He needs to get this dressing gown off, so we can admire his physique!

Here you go: why didn't you tell me you want a shirtless big Lebowski?

[mcbourque]

Geek Chic!
For Cass

[Cass40]

Mon amour...here are some Finnish hockey players in return. They are of course in sauna where else , and it seems like they have won some kinda trophy (that they brought to sauna as well). They look kind of scrawny, do they even lift those hockey players, je ne sais pas..

[Mark1T]

Geek Chic!
For Cass

Whimsical goat approves.