RANT: Who is the biggest azzhole ITT?

[PeterGibbons316]

Pretty sure we will be done after our son is born. One of each is perfect.

I've been out of the loop - when is he due?

We are having a little girl in May - one of each for us too. Probably done after this one as well.

[adamdavidson47]

I fell in my driveway today
because of ice covered by snow
I split my work pants on the way
I hate winter more than you'll ever know



Yes. Srs.

Soliloquy of a fat man

[ThickAsABrick]

I've been out of the loop - when is he due?

We are having a little girl in May - one of each for us too. Probably done after this one as well.

April.

Congrats!

[Farley1324]

I've been out of the loop - when is he due?

We are having a little girl in May - one of each for us too. Probably done after this one as well.

Pretty sure we will be done after our son is born. One of each is perfect.

In on this.

Next one is a boy, found out recently.

June.

[im2manly]

In on this.

Next one is a boy, found out recently.

June.

Will this be your first boy?

[darinaldi]

I fell in my driveway today
because of ice covered by snow
I split my work pants on the way
I hate winter more than you'll ever know

But did you traumatize your new neighbors by showing them your junk in the process this time?

[adamdavidson47]

The Rant: Spitting out more babies than the Duggers.

[PeterGibbons316]

Funny how times change.

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Congrats to all. I will say if you don’t have multiple kids, you don’t know what it’s like to have multiple kids. You might think you know how hard it is, but you REALLY don’t know. You have to experience it firsthand to appreciate it. I look back at the two years where I had just one kid and it seems like a walk in the park.

Sometimes, my wife and I will be talking and she’ll be like, “Remember when we had just one?” And I’ll stare wistfully out the window. But I didn’t know all that when I had just one kid. When I had one kid, it seemed like the hardest thing in the world. It was hard and at times exhausting and it didn’t feel as if life could possibly get more difficult. Oooooooh, but it can.
Enjoy.

[Farley1324]

Will this be your first boy?

Well, yeah.

Congrats to all. I will say if you don’t have multiple kids, you don’t know what it’s like to have multiple kids. You might think you know how hard it is, but you REALLY don’t know. You have to experience it firsthand to appreciate it. I look back at the two years where I had just one kid and it seems like a walk in the park.

Sometimes, my wife and I will be talking and she’ll be like, “Remember when we had just one?” And I’ll stare wistfully out the window. But I didn’t know all that when I had just one kid. When I had one kid, it seemed like the hardest thing in the world. It was hard and at times exhausting and it didn’t feel as if life could possibly get more difficult. Oooooooh, but it can.
Enjoy.

I imagine you, looking at people with one kid who think they know what it's like to have multiple, is a bit like us with one kid looking at people with a couple of dogs/cats thinking they know what it's like to have a kid.

[Miketoc]

Does your son ever get confused and try to suckle your moobs?

Yes. Srs.

Congrats to all. I will say if you don’t have multiple kids, you don’t know what it’s like to have multiple kids. You might think you know how hard it is, but you REALLY don’t know. You have to experience it firsthand to appreciate it. I look back at the two years where I had just one kid and it seems like a walk in the park.

Sometimes, my wife and I will be talking and she’ll be like, “Remember when we had just one?” And I’ll stare wistfully out the window. But I didn’t know all that when I had just one kid. When I had one kid, it seemed like the hardest thing in the world. It was hard and at times exhausting and it didn’t feel as if life could possibly get more difficult. Oooooooh, but it can.
Enjoy.

Hey I saw a chick on tv with 8, quit being a puss.

[im2manly]

Congrats to all. I will say if you don’t have multiple kids, you don’t know what it’s like to have multiple kids. You might think you know how hard it is, but you REALLY don’t know. You have to experience it firsthand to appreciate it. I look back at the two years where I had just one kid and it seems like a walk in the park.

Sometimes, my wife and I will be talking and she’ll be like, “Remember when we had just one?” And I’ll stare wistfully out the window. But I didn’t know all that when I had just one kid. When I had one kid, it seemed like the hardest thing in the world. It was hard and at times exhausting and it didn’t feel as if life could possibly get more difficult. Oooooooh, but it can.
Enjoy.

Perhaps you shouldn't have had any kids? You sound pretty miserable.

[chazzy1864]

edit: John Krasinski's and Chris Evan's characters were my favorite ones.

You're welcome. All this baby talk is more boring than tennis and cameras. Bring on the fapball and vidja games!

[Dominik]

In on this.

Next one is a boy, found out recently.

June.

Congrats Farles.

[Farley1324]

Thanks Dom.

I look forward to toy shopping in a couple or few years. Right now I just stroll through the boys' toys aisles thinking "man that looks ****ing awesome" and then go buy princess coloring books and Little People

[kvk1]

rofl, real talk

the toys today look unreal

i want some too

[Farley1324]

rofl, real talk

the toys today look unreal

i want some too

Every time I went to Walmart before Christmas, including the Disney Princess Castle, I had to walk by things like this:

[Dominik]

Thanks Dom.

I look forward to toy shopping in a couple or few years. Right now I just stroll through the boys' toys aisles thinking "man that looks ****ing awesome" and then go buy princess coloring books and Little People

Exciting times.

My girls have no interest in dolls or girls toys at this stage. They love anything electronic with buttons and switches. I'm not going to encourage it either. They're little bruisers.

I dumped a pile of blocks on the floor the other day so I could finish my lunch and when I turned around one had stacked 11 of them into a tower. I was quite impressed for 17 months old.

[im2manly]

As opposed to buying toys, I am most looking forward to doing things with my son. Teaching him to play the guitar, how to work on the car, how to use commas, watching football and baseball games, etc. Can't wait!

[Hishiad]

tell me if this video works...it's off my wife's FB

EDIT: NEVERMIND!!!


I'll have to try and gif it later to share, it's Vinsanity putting all his shapes in the appropriate holes of his bucket.

[PeterGibbons316]

Thanks Dom.

I look forward to toy shopping in a couple or few years. Right now I just stroll through the boys' toys aisles thinking "man that looks ****ing awesome" and then go buy princess coloring books and Little People

Oh man. So for Christmas Santa gave my boy a Toys 'R Us gift card and we let him pick out a toy. He got a pretty realistic looking Captain America mask to go with the shield that he already had. Most nights I am The Hulk and my wife is Iron man and we run around the house fighting bad guys.

[Farley1324]

Exciting times.

My girls have no interest in dolls or girls toys at this stage. They love anything electronic with buttons and switches. I'm not going to encourage it either. They're little bruisers.

I dumped a pile of blocks on the floor the other day so I could finish my lunch and when I turned around one had stacked 11 of them into a tower. I was quite impressed for 17 months old.

ha! We have those blocks, just built a skyscraper with them yesterday which quickly resulted in full on Godzilla mode.

They're coming along quickly there Dom. Stats?

Oh man. So for Christmas Santa gave my boy a Toys 'R Us gift card and we let him pick out a toy. He got a pretty realistic looking Captain America mask to go with the shield that he already had. Most nights I am The Hulk and my wife is Iron man and we run around the house fighting bad guys.

Awesome

[Dominik]

As opposed to buying toys, I am most looking forward to doing things with my son. Teaching him to play the guitar, how to work on the car, how to use commas, watching football and baseball games, etc. Can't wait!

Ditto. A lot of toys are a waste of money anyway.

[Dominik]

ha! We have those blocks, just built a skyscraper with them yesterday which quickly resulted in full on Godzilla mode.

They're coming along quickly there Dom. Stats?

50lb squat. 25lb bench. 60lb dead.

Considering where they started, coming out 2 months early, they've made great progress.

A lot of people don't realize how much a baby grows in those final 8 weeks — they practically double in weight. Taking them out before that bulk takes place puts them at a disadvantage. I just fed them on demand and once they started solids they've beefed right up.

[VoxExMachina]

Every time I went to Walmart before Christmas, including the Disney Princess Castle, I had to walk by things like this:

[img]http://www.geeky-gadgets.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/star_wars_millennium_falcon1.jpg[/ig]

[img]http://serpentorslair.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Star-Wars-Hero-Series-Millennium-Falcon-2.jpg[/im]

Back in the day, being the one kid on the block with an Imperial Walker was a ticket to instant fame.

[adamdavidson47]

Ditto. A lot of toys are a waste of money anyway.

Drop $50 on a toy that they will play with for 3 days before getting bored with it.

Bought our daughter a bike for Christmas. It was warm enough on Boxing Day that she was riding it up and down the street. Was possibly the greatest day ever.

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I imagine you, looking at people with one kid who think they know what it's like to have multiple, is a bit like us with one kid looking at people with a couple of dogs/cats thinking they know what it's like to have a kid.

Yeah, don't quite get the folks treating their pet as if it was a child. Parents with one kid at least have some experience at what it's like to be responsible for a helpless human life.

I have three dogs and there certainly is a lot of responsibility that comes with owning a pet. But what about the part where kids are living, breathing human beings that can't simply be locked in a bathroom or tossed in the backyard when they're being too loud, which they absolutely will be for at least the first 12 months. You also can't put a bowl of food on the floor and leave your newborn alone for 6 hours while you go out and expect everything to be good times when you return. Raising a pet is to raising a child what the Olive Garden is to eating Italian food.

Perhaps you shouldn't have had any kids? You sound pretty miserable.

Not at all. Raising four boys is hard. At times it is exhausting frustrating, painful, and any number of other things. But until I became a parent I had no clue what amount of temporary frustration or exhaustion can be immediately dismissed with a simple smile, hug, conversation or accomplishment. Life is good.

[im2manly]

It is really sinking in now. Those pants are gone. They were great pants and they were had at a great price. I think I got them at the Woodbury Outlets. Man .

[medjen]

Every time I went to Walmart before Christmas, including the Disney Princess Castle, I had to walk by things like this:

[img]http://www.geeky-gadgets.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/star_wars_millennium_falcon1.jpg[img]

[img]http://serpentorslair.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Star-Wars-Hero-Series-Millennium-Falcon-2.jpg[img]

My cousins had a smaller (probably half) version of this when I was a kid. I was uber jealous.

[im2manly]

Yeah, don't quite get the folks treating their pet as if it was a child. Parents with one kid at least have some experience at what it's like to be responsible for a helpless human life.

I have three dogs and there certainly is a lot of responsibility that comes with owning a pet. But what about the part where kids are living, breathing human beings that can't simply be locked in a bathroom or tossed in the backyard when they're being too loud, which they absolutely will be for at least the first 12 months. You also can't put a bowl of food on the floor and leave your newborn alone for 6 hours while you go out and expect everything to be good times when you return. Raising a pet is to raising a child what the Olive Garden is to eating Italian food.



Not at all. Raising four boys is hard. At times it is exhausting frustrating, painful, and any number of other things. But until I became a parent I had no clue what amount of temporary frustration or exhaustion can be immediately dismissed with a simple smile, hug, conversation or accomplishment. Life is good.

Good! I was hoping that is how you felt.