Misc chooses what i say to Tinder matches. (PICS)

[alknij]

I came across your profile and was quite enamored by such an articulate and heavenly blessed beauty. I would be kicking myself if I didn't ask, so I was wondering if you would accept an engagement of witty banter between two intellectuals? Of course this "engagement" may start off as purely platonic but my sensual desires will most likely guide our cohesive unity down more erotic, lascivious, and sexual paths that will include but are not limited to passionate make out sessions under the star lit sky, dry humping, fondling each others naughty parts inducing orgasms, and an abundance of new uncharted sexual positions where I assert my pure dominance in establishing a realm of absolute sovereignty in your nether regions.
Is this something you would be interested in pursuing?

[Razzeller]

I came across your profile and was quite enamored by such an articulate and heavenly blessed beauty. I would be kicking myself if I didn't ask, so I was wondering if you would accept an engagement of witty banter between two intellectuals? Of course this "engagement" may start off as purely platonic but my sensual desires will most likely guide our cohesive unity down more erotic, lascivious, and sexual paths that will include but are not limited to passionate make out sessions under the star lit sky, dry humping, fondling each others naughty parts inducing orgasms, and an abundance of new uncharted sexual positions where I assert my pure dominance in establishing a realm of absolute sovereignty in your nether regions.
Is this something you would be interested in pursuing?

tommorow

[CamelBrahh]

I deeply regret that it is my unfortunate duty to bring it to your
attention that you are above and beyond our maximum standards for
looks. You are clearly a 8.5/10 and here on (INSERT DATING SITE) we only
allow 6.5/10 maximum.

Your account will be CLOSED unless you reply to this message with
your name, phone number, your favorite flower, how many marshmallows you
can fit in your mouth at once (just curious) and if you prefer
Chinese or Italian cuisine.

This is very serious business and I would advise you not to take my message lightly or you might anger
my boss Poseidon, the lord of the seas.

Cheers
(username)

DO IT *******

[chitkunt]

Sorry for the wait… I'm really sorry too if I've come off as wanting to be more than friends. I can understand where ur coming from tho. The first time I ever met u I walked away thinking "wow u might have the best personality of any girl I've ever met." I told u before I love talking to u and I would love to hang out with u sometime. That being said, I don't kno what impression u had or if anyone may have said anything to u but I didn't really want anything more than a friendship. I had thought about the possibility but it wouldn't work out at this time. I knew u were planning to leave next yr and meet new people and you'll probably forget u ever met me. That's fine you kno I'm really glad that u got into the school that u really wanted to go to. I think that's awesome. From my perspective it would also be tough bc I'm 100% committed to hockey that's all I want. One thing I've learned is that girls will always be there hockey won't. I would never have time for anything and it'd be a distraction to me. And if I let hockey get in the way of and I I'd never forgiver myself. If I let any girl get in the way of me and hockey I'd never forgive myself. I kno u might not understand that but it's the way I want it right now. But still, I think if we get to kno each other we could be really good friends and I would love that. I just want to be friends. Sorry this should have been something we talked about face to face but I feel obligated to tell u this now.




Perfect body, fukin' 10 outta 10 curves, fukin' slammin' titties, fukin' big, beautiful, round apple ass -- I'm stickin' my penis in there because I am fukin' alpha male.

[Aaronza]

in for moar

[Razzeller]

these will all be done tommorow morning new zealand time

[JoeyTS]

in, dumb tinder chicks getting fuaked with always has me lol

[ShabbaLife]

I don't wanna be pushy but you still haven't used mine.





Pls respond

[eages]

neve is a confirmed cheeky kunt

[BamfIrl]

I want to be leaf





Would merry Neve, semi srs

[Nosferatu91]

ey gurl are u a beaver? cuz dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[artwhore]

"I wanna cover you in green paint and spank you like a disobedient avocado"

[Razzeller]

alright as promised

[Razzeller]

this works

[Razzeller]

[Razzeller]

[Razzeller]

I don't wanna be pushy but you still haven't used mine.





Pls respond

repost it

[donthitmedaddy]

Ask her if she wants bofa.

Then you answer, bofa deez nuts.

[Razzeller]

[BroNotSerious]

Bump.

[robbocrew]

Here's one opie
"Have you ever tripped over a tree branch?"
"No"
"How about a root?"

[Razzeller]

Here's one opie
"Have you ever tripped over a tree branch?"
"No"
"How about a root?"

will try. waiting for moar matches

[Razzeller]

what the ****. the guy is a confirmed beta miscer

[fezz349]

what the ****. the guy is a confirmed beta miscer

Wouldbangbothsloots/10

Don't care what age

[BerimBROlo]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/KHqyvXj.jpg[/IMG


what the ****. the guy is a confirmed beta miscer

The 2 sloots look fine as fuk tho, cuz

[Razzeller]

The 2 sloots look fine as fuk tho, cuz

did you have any luck last night mate?

[Razzeller]

WHAT SAY MISC

[Razzeller]

[Razzeller]

Need a good reply misc

[rebuildstronger]

Need a good reply misc

to be honest im acting like this because of all the pent up sexual frustration. there is more to me than this conversation. let me get your number, treat you like a sperm bank and then maybe make eye contact with you and have a conversation. sloot.