roommate just tried to have gay sex with me (misc wut do)

[RiceBrah93]

Username: SpicyJizz
BUMHOLE RAIDER

[NZdude]

OP maybe u should try living up to your user title

next time he walks in to your dorm try singing that Madonna song but change the words slightly:

"open your ass to me/I hold the lock/and you hold the key"

****

[YIAMSOMEBODY]

Seems he really put you in a tight spot because he wants in your tight spot. Or does he want you in his tight spot? But is his spot even tight?

I have no idea what's going on right now. The wizardry that's taken over my mind right now is completely mind boggling.

[BrickDick]

I have no idea what's going on right now. The wizardry that's taken over my mind right now is completely mind boggling.

Hehetymen

[Kblavkalash]

all you needed to do is say no homo beforehand and you are good to go... missed opportunity op

[AnotherEcto]

Pepper your angus OP

[Lvu5ever]

Lol inb4 the condom is used on your angus

[longfellowdeeds]

hahaaha

[hairydinkbrah]

In.

[shyheimz]

He walks in, half naked, and asks, "do you wanna have sex?"

"Wat."

"Do you wanna have sex right now?" (100% dead serious)

*bertstare*

Technically, he never asked you to have sex with him. Maybe he he knows some HBBs who want cawk and are waiting for his call, but you said no. Multiple times.

So you missed out on boning a HBB on your first night out in your new uni.

And your roommate thinks you're gay.

Gjdm

[samt98]

Stop acting gay and this problem wouldn't exist

[MastaDaco]

i think by next week this user is going to make a thread called: "I had the weirdest dream.. i dreamt that my dorm mate came into my room and phucked me in the angus.. then i woke up and found a used condom with some white fluid on my ass.. misc wat do?"

[SpicyJizz]

Unfortunately even tho I'm swole and ripped and I have high testosterone because I do nofap I am very emotionally fragile so if I was as drunk as he was he could have easily convinced me. My virgin soft ass is not peppered for that :-(

[Navynukeman]

Try it out

[-Al-]

Unfortunately even tho I'm swole and ripped and I have high testosterone because I do nofap I am very emotionally fragile so if I was as drunk as he was he could have easily convinced me. My virgin soft ass is not peppered for that :-(

I've got some news for you pal

[temez]

You could let him blow you. You don't have to take it up the ass nor kiss him.











































Until later

[scullin]

Going old school with this response - PIITB.

[kellibean]

Tell the uni people youre being harassed by men, and need to be transferred to an all girls dorm.

Ayyy

[AssPounder]

sounds like he's intending to roofie you up and pound till your ass taps out.

[Big_Pete1000]

Obviously you were leading him on. Nobody would do that without some clues. He probably posted on the ****gy misc boards and asked "wut do? Roommate giving me mixed signals"

[SpicyJizz]

Nah brah. The entire night I was talking about copulating with the hbbs around campus. I don't know how that can be translated to be "ok maaybe he's gay!!?" Not even a lil bit.

[SpicyJizz]

Strong username to post content ratio

[Psiren]

North Carolina not enuff on this one.

North Corea is your only option brah.

[TheFuarkingBoss]

Normally guys who don't stop talking about boning chicks and poocy and beer and over the top manly chit, are closeted or secret homos or guys with gay thoughts.

[errorlulz]

go g4p

[Superbro69]

Op get him drunk and insert ur panis into his angus

Fuarkes men in their sleep crew

[Cmac2014]

ayy lmao

[-Lucifer]

Forgive English, he is Russia.

[gewby]

Pepper ur angus op
butt plugs may be needed
stay safe brah

[Kingofthepitch]

Inb4 op gets rufied and wakes up with a mix of coke and semen seeping out of his angus.