Most cringe worthy moment you had with girl(s) ?[srs]

[Changedmalife]

Year ago I got invited over to this girls dorm, her roommate left for the weekend. It was just us two. Said her feet hurt from work all day, me being a foot fetish *crew* said sure I'll do it. Had the hardest boner in ages, not sure if she saw or not, jeans were so tight from bulking I thought I choked out my dick to death. Had to roll over and hide it, she asked why I stopped? I said my back had a chramp and I needed to stretch because I lift so much (u wot m8?) anyways didn't smash, didn't kiss, didn't hug. Havnt seen her sense. Not sure if I'll meet another girl now, probably word on street is I'm gay

[pWally]

Had a girl in my bed after the bars and talked a little too long...ended up falling asleep

[Pennzoil22]

Was 16 and some sloot came over with my sister. She wanted my cawk real bad and even asked if I would kiss her. I was scared like a ******* and told her my breath stinks cause I never kissed a girl before. But we still made out lel

[Satrakian]

So she let you massage her feet, but didn't do anything else?
that girl probably likes to tease n chit

[Amino89]

Was doing a gf of mine in my car. we've only been dating for like 1 month, was in high school. Was going ham missionary position then she said can you put it in already . Turns out I was fuArking like her buttcheeks or something. I thought I was inside .

[stfudonny]

lol, trying to play off whisky dick

[Changedmalife]

So she let you massage her feet, but didn't do anything else?
that girl probably likes to tease n chit

i was too beta, she laid on there floor missionary style.

Was doing a gf of mine in my car. we've only been dating for like 1 month, was in high school. Was going ham missionary position then she said can you put it in already . Turns out I was fuArking like her buttcheeks or something. I thought I was inside .

Wot? Did you get your dick stuck between the car seat?

[Gunstream]

Was getting road head and hit a telephone pole. Air bag deployed. Srs.

[PrehistoricUFO]

One time my buddy was chatting to three sexies at the bar we were at. I walked over with our beers and said "Hello girls, I'm Matt. Here *handed buddy beer*"

The hottest girl there: "Yeah, you're definitely not welcome in this conversation."

Me: "Ouch. Come find me later, dude.", then I just walked off. (a few friends were wandering about, intended to go find them)

Like the good pal he is, he told them to **** themselves and followed me off. It stung bad man, I had never been outright told off like that, for no reason either. Guess they didn't like my face.

[DoubleTap19]

- been lifting less than a year
- brb drinking TONS of water bc thats what you're supposed to do
- makes me sweat more than normal
- go to college party. its hot as chit
- start sweating
- see this HOT 9/10 latina that I met thru another girl at school
- start talking
- I can feel the sweat on my forehead
- try to make convo but I'm mad awkward bc all I can think about is how sweaty I probably look
- sweat is building up
- she notices
- I mention it first and say "man, its hot in here"
- she replies "I see that, you're sweating a lot"
- sweat is pouring at this point
- go "awe fuk bye" and avoid making eye contact rest of the party

[Jweik84]

Was smashing a girl while blacking in and out from way to many drinks. I guess I started having a dream that I was hooking up with another girl. Woke up and forgot who I was banging and asked "who am I phucking." She wasn't happy. At all.

[Amino89]

i was too beta, she laid on there floor missionary style.
Wot? Did you get your dick stuck between the car seat?

I honestly don't know what happen, guess it was like in between Her thighs/ ass cheeks . They were wet from her vag so I figured I was good to go.

[Shortstop36]

Was hammered.


Had some girl come over, and i apparently asked her to make me food standing in front of the fridge untill she left. smfh

[tonyl96]

putting ur dink in the wrong hole, happened to me with a chick and was awkward af

[sammywatkins]

I was eating a girl out for my first time. I had completely ignored her labia and was just focusing on her clit. She said to play with her lips and it caught me by surprise. I stopped what I was doing and made my way up to her face. Right before I touched her lips I realized and I kissed her as to try and not make it awkward. I think she knew though lol.

[Gsxr25]

Take girl out for drinks(first date), we're probably 3-4 drinks in and everythings going good. We walk to another bar, get to new bar and I notice she is sloppy drunk. I'm like wtf strong lightweight. Anyways sit down at the bar and order her a water, she lays her head down on the bar and chit starts to get awkward real quick. Try to wake her up cuz I know it's time to go, bartender comes over and tells us we gotta leave, she don't wanna get up. Finally get her up and she starts puking everywhere right on the bar. I just step away like fuark dis chit, girls start coming to her aid looking at me disgusted like I'm an azzhole and then dudes start high fiving me asking me if I roofied her. BERTSTARE. Finally get her to walk outside where she pukes some more, obviously she couldn't drive her car home so I had to drive her and she puked in my car. Drove the bish home and immediately went thru a car wash and then went to NC.

[Changedmalife]

I was eating a girl out for my first time. I had completely ignored her labia and was just focusing on her clit. She said to play with her lips and it caught me by surprise. I stopped what I was doing and made my way up to her face. Right before I touched her lips I realized and I kissed her as to try and not make it awkward. I think she knew though lol.

strong strong strong. Lol lost it at lips.

[KingKringe]

One time my buddy was chatting to three sexies at the bar we were at. I walked over with our beers and said "Hello girls, I'm Matt. Here *handed buddy beer*"

The hottest girl there: "Yeah, you're definitely not welcome in this conversation."

Me: "Ouch. Come find me later, dude.", then I just walked off. (a few friends were wandering about, intended to go find them)

Like the good pal he is, he told them to **** themselves and followed me off. It stung bad man, I had never been outright told off like that, for no reason either. Guess they didn't like my face.

fk those insecure whores ur a stand up guy brah no homo

[vsportsguy]

- My roommates know I'm a virgin
- They try to set me up with this 9/10 sloot who was in to me
- Sloot is at a party in my house
- I stay alone in my room (cringeworthy by itself)
- One of my roommates (and his gf) leads the sloot into my room
- The four of us talk for a bit and then my roommate and his gf leaves (just me and the sloot in my room)
- Sloot sits on my bed and asks what I want to do (she's giving me the 'fuk me' eyes)
- I tell her I have to take a shower and I leave

Losing my virginity was bad too:
- Girl asks why I'm shaking so much (I ignore)
- Can't get her bra off
- Literally tried for about 30 seconds
- She laughs at me and takes it off
- Bad sex ensues

[SpicyCurrie]

Was at a party in early Spring. Cold as fukk outside. Went outside with a girl, we're talking, all the right vibes, her whale friend comes out and is beyond wasted. Asks if I have a big dikk and before I cohld even answer she fukkin pulled my pants down. My cold, shriveled dikk is just there turtling even more because the breeze is hitting it dead on.


Whale comments "oh.. It's small.." I was so fukkin shocked so I just said "i-it gets bigger, it's just cause it's cold!!" Pulled up my pants and just walked inside lmao

[jpmpdt]

told her I was a miscer
never forget

[Pennzoil22]

- My roommates know I'm a virgin
- They try to set me up with this 9/10 sloot who was in to me
- Sloot is at a party in my house
- I stay alone in my room (cringeworthy by itself)
- One of my roommates (and his gf) leads the sloot into my room
- The four of us talk for a bit and then my roommate and his gf leaves (just me and the sloot in my room)
- Sloot sits on my bed and asks what I want to do (she's giving me the 'fuk me' eyes)
- I tell her I have to take a shower and I leave

[Bwalin]

This girl had me rub her feet weekly for over 3 years once. Never smashed. Even gave her pedicures.

[stasmtl]

[stasmtl]

This girl had me rub her feet weekly for over 3 years once. Never smashed. Even gave her pedicures.

****in lmao, aware

[giannski]

putting ur dink in the wrong hole, happened to me with a chick and was awkward af

youre smashing the wrong girls, its always a lul when that happens

[Pennzoil22]

O lawd...these rly are cringeworthy

[sammywatkins]

This girl had me rub her feet weekly for over 3 years once. Never smashed. Even gave her pedicures.

Aware. You definitely could have gotten in those sugar walls.

[Changedmalife]

This girl had me rub her feet weekly for over 3 years once. Never smashed. Even gave her pedicures.

aware, very similar to my story :/

[cheesecake93]

Ok bear with me, literally the worst thing I've ever done... worth the read imo


8th grade "party"
It's at this girls house.
Most popular/hot girl at our school, I'm the new kid and from an exotic country so all the bishes are mirin but I'm too awkward to do anything about it.
I know she likes me, is always staying behind after school to hang out with me (my mom worked late, would pick me up a couple hours after school ended)
She has a boyfriend whos a total pussy

Anyway.. party went pretty well, at the end theres just me, her, her best friend and my best friend (we carpooled).
Somehow end up in the bathroom with her because she has to tell me a "secret" and doesnt want the other two to hear.
My bro pushes a sofa in front of the bathroom door so we're "trapped" in there, starts hooking up with her friend

Girl tells me she's breaking up with her boyfriend, and that she's always liked me
Tells me I can do anything I want, and that she wants to lose her virginity

Oh **** .jpg
My dick is still pretty small cuz I'm on that late growth spurt life
Chicken out, tell her I don't want her to cheat on her boyfriend.. that we can do it after she breaks up with him
Hug her (WHAT)

She didn't break up with her boyfriend
Ended up moving the next year
Is now a cheerleader / a phucking 10/10 sorority girl at a southern state school

Oh well.. at least I eventually manned up and got some pussy in high school and a lot more in college, but this still haunts me for some reason

(sorry for the cliffs format, didn't feel like writing an essay)



edit: chit just remembered a second one hahah another classic

8th grade again
hanging out with aforementioned friend, we're at a skatepark doing our thang on the mini (both terrible)
notice 2 girls sitting on the bench giggling, theyre playing with their sweatshirts it looks kinda weird
think nothing of it
friend goes over and starts talking to them through the skatepark fence while i keep skating like a *******
eventually walks around and sits with them, waves me over pretty soon after
ok lets do it I guess. Nervous as fuark cuz they're hot and older than us.
Tell us they're 16 and bisexual, my middle school brain cannot process whats going on tbh
Tell us they've been switching tops under their sweatshirts cuz theyre bored
We watch them make out and my phucking friend feels one of them up
He's trying to hook up with her, she wont do it unless I hook up with her friend
They're all telling me to kiss her
Go full beta, tell them I have a crush on someone else (girl from first story lmao)
We keep hanging out, they keep trying to get me to kiss her and showing off, grinding up on us etc

My friends older brother shows up
"ok.. bye see ya?"
I start skating over to his car, my friends pissed but he's coming too
As we're getting in the car and telling his bro about what happened they come running over and quickly kiss us
I grabbed some ass
End of story.


If someone actually reads these pls reply I haven't really shared them with anyone, swear on me mum they're both 100% true