I was having sex with my gf in spoon sex position then out of nowhere she starts talking dirty to me for the first time, she said "yea you like that dont you" i replied "yea" then she said " you love this tight pu$$y, who owns it?" i said "you" she stopped for a second and turned around looked at me and said "you mean its yours" in a disappointing way, i just went silent i didnt know what to say, i never talked dirty before when having sex, i always kept quite during sex.
what type of dirty talking do you misc females recommend? i need something good so i can repair the damage i made, shes kinda turned off now
guys i know its ridiculous situation, but the relationship has gone down since, she had a "alpha" cool guy image of me, shes starting to know it was all just a act. female miscers i need your true advice of what the female mind would think now after that has gone down
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12-03-2014, 11:11 AM #1
Most awkward sex with my gf. srs please help female miscers
Last edited by Hnter; 12-04-2014 at 02:38 PM.
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12-03-2014, 11:13 AM #2up-daown-up-daown
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its over brah
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12-03-2014, 11:13 AM #3Registered User
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hahahahahahahahahahahaha
"Who owns it"... "You"
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12-03-2014, 11:14 AM #4
Omg I'm dead
Thanks OP
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12-03-2014, 11:14 AM #5Let's be friends :-)
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Kick her in the nuts
Call me Sally
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12-03-2014, 11:15 AM #6
actually loled bahahaha
in all fairness she worded it pretty retarded it lmfao
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12-03-2014, 11:15 AM #7License to kill...threads
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lol.. I've had some completely random conversations. you spend a lot of time throughout your life fuking... how do you stay quiet that whole time? obviously it's hard to speak during part of the deed... but you've never cracked jokes or talked about doing laundry or walking the dog or homework while hittin it?Originally Posted by Hnter
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12-03-2014, 11:15 AM #8Registered User
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Originally Posted by Hnter
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12-03-2014, 11:15 AM #9
oh no
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12-03-2014, 11:16 AM #10Why be a goofy tree?
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Lol strong response
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12-03-2014, 11:16 AM #11Registered User
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In these situations it's best to rock back and fourth naked and cry in the corner
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12-03-2014, 11:16 AM #12Registered User
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I'd have burst out laughing honestly.
Last weekend we were changing positions without... removing the car from the garage. Something happened where she smacked me in my nose, and then I just laughed hysterically for a good thirty seconds into the mattress while on top of her... all this while still... in there. And then we resumed once I was done.
Get more comfy with your girl! No need for awkwardness!
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12-03-2014, 11:16 AM #13
funny op will read again
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12-03-2014, 11:17 AM #14Registered User
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Lmao dead, should have gone with "daddy owns it".
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12-03-2014, 11:17 AM #15Location: Texas
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Age 27??? Sounds like teen misc problems
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12-03-2014, 11:17 AM #16
You made it awkward OP, should've followed along with it and smashed her whilst saying dirty chit
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12-03-2014, 11:17 AM #17Registered User
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"ohhh yeah baby, I put on my robe and wizard hat baby"
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12-03-2014, 11:17 AM #18Shut Up and Kiss Me
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How about just talking to her and being honest. And tell her you dont really talk dirty before but you want to try it for her ? Practice makes perfect
I got this icebox where my heart used to be
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12-03-2014, 11:18 AM #19Registered User
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Why did that turn her off? I would have laughed my ass off then continued the deed.
I don't have much advice other than to watch pron and say stereotypical dirty things as I'm not big into dirty talk.
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12-03-2014, 11:18 AM #20Gloots for Sloots
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"Who owns this tight pu$sy?"
"You m'lady. 'tis an honor and a privilege to lay my dagger betwixt thine blessed sugar walls."Just live your life.
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12-03-2014, 11:18 AM #21
lmao i fukin died
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12-03-2014, 11:18 AM #22Sapere aude
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lmfao jesus christ opie...
keep rep trading out of your signature line
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12-03-2014, 11:18 AM #23Registered User
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next time stick your index finger up her anus and make her suck on it afterwards
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12-03-2014, 11:19 AM #24Registered User
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Only way to redeem yourself is to say "you might own the tight poosy, but imma own that tight azzhole" then go in dry...
sickening striations
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12-03-2014, 11:19 AM #25Registered User
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Lmao Fuk OP just busted out laughing in the library.....
I own that tight pussy now OP!!
Srs tho just watch some more porn brah♣BOSTON STRONG♣
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~ George Eliot
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12-03-2014, 11:20 AM #26Registered User
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Lol'ed.
"Who owns it?"
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"You."
Feminists have taught Gen Y well. Haha.
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12-03-2014, 11:20 AM #27Registered User
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YouOriginally Posted by Hnter
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12-03-2014, 11:20 AM #28Registered User
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Subbed and will read to my GF tonight to make her laugh her ass off.
"you love this tight pu$$y, who owns it?"
"you"
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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12-03-2014, 11:20 AM #29Registered User
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inb4 100 dudes WK youOriginally Posted by weemeathead
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12-03-2014, 11:20 AM #30Mad manlet
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You mean the ones your mother laid out for you?
Watchout your neg comments princess
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