This is a list of relatively minor things that irritate me and rustle my jimjams.
-when i'm about to cross the street and i motion for a car to go ahead of me but they smile and motion for me to walk. the three cars behind them all facepalm so now i have to jog to not feel like a dick.
-when i go to put the 80lb dumbbells back and theres a pair of 15s sitting in their place.
-when i pop a pimple and it just comes back bigger and angrier
-when i wipe my ass and based on the smear pattern a piece of poop crawled 3 inches away from my butthole
-commercials on pandora/youtube
-hippies
-flies buzzing around my face
Add your own.
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Thread: Little things that make you rage
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11-29-2014, 01:00 PM #1
Little things that make you rage
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11-29-2014, 01:06 PM #6Kegels in the squat rack crew
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11-29-2014, 01:06 PM #7
When people touch me or rub onto me in public. When I am seated down and people walk behind me and they graze against me. I am a little OCD about certain things. I don't exactly mind being touched but it's when people just rub themselves on me or touch me when walking. Kind of like invading my space but it's not about the space. It's that I don't like being touched by strangers like that. A bit of hygiene reason. But not quite.
When people don't put the weights at the right place in the gym or leave their weights all over. Or not re rack.
When people refuse to share equipment at the gym.
When people give me mean faces.
My father when he is not being nice.
People who look like they wanna fight.
My father when he is not nice.
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11-29-2014, 01:07 PM #8
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11-29-2014, 01:15 PM #11
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Keep your thoughts positive because your thoughts become your words. Keep your words positive because your words become your behavior. Keep your behavior positive because your behavior becomes your habits. Keep your habits positive because your habits become your values. Keep your values positive because your values become your destiny.
― Mahatma Gandhi
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11-29-2014, 01:16 PM #12
Yep totally. I have pedestrian rage. Middle aged women keep walking like they're doped up zigzagging or walking straight into me. Groups of jerks walking 3 wide taking the whole sidewalk. Dogs on a long leash. Cyclists on the sidewalk.
Other things:
-feminists
-ghetto people
-judgmental hipsters
-ups/fedex ninjas who ring the doorbell and completely vanish5'9.99" 165 lb
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11-29-2014, 01:41 PM #20
Loud breathers
When I'm walking and my headphone cord gets caught on something and they rip out of my earsThe best advice that I was ever given, was to give up.
(It fuarkin means people pushed me to try harder in order to disappoint them, you idiots.)
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11-29-2014, 01:47 PM #26
i'll help you out a little. for ads and commercials on youtube, download an extension (assuming you are using firefox or chrome which you should be) called "adblock plus". its free and you will never see another youtube commerical/ad again, srs. been using this for years.
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11-29-2014, 01:47 PM #27
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11-29-2014, 01:54 PM #28
-Diluted LSD( he thinks I won't notice. I notice.)
- Octopuses
-Peruvian musicDamn, I look good. Tilda Swinton good.
-Ricky Spanish
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- When people don't hold the hands of their children when walking somewhere. ESPECIALLY a parking lot or anywhere with heavy vehicle traffic. If something was to happen, the parent would have the nerve to get mad at the driver like it's their fault. Granted, there are some dumb drivers out there, but if you're allowing your child to run in front of you without holding their hand, not look out for them, etc, etc, I won't feel bad for you.
- When people don't yield to the yield sign. Sh** is dangerous as fukc. Instead of slowing down, waiting for an opening and safely accelerating, they want to mash on the gas and try to beat you when you have the right of way. And if there's another vehicle on your side, it's either slow down, or go faster so YOU yourself don't mess up the flow of traffic behind you causing an accident. You do that to me, I'm going to speed up, get in front of you and just slow down. You try to get over, I'll do the same and just piss you off. Fock you *******.
- An inconsiderate waiter/tress. I get that you're busy and stuff like that, but even if it is busy, you still come over to the table and check on you party. Lack of drink refills, not bringing enough napkins to the table when your meal gets there....that's the worst actually. I order a plate of Jack Daniels ribs and chicken and I get one napkins.....that came with the utensils? Really? Nothing in your mind said, "Hey, these people might need a few napkins just because." Every single time you have to ask for more napkins. It's almost as if they are trying to be stingy with the sh**. Buncha *******s."ERMUHGAWD Crew"
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