proudmanlet walks into a bar with an erection
[he can't get in]
nomsayin?
[can't walk in straight on]
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11-25-2014, 12:09 PM #1Registered User
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proudmanlet walks into a bar with an erection
Last edited by whopperJr; 11-25-2014 at 12:22 PM.
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11-25-2014, 12:12 PM #2ProudManlet's Bodyguard
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I can confirm I am erection.
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11-25-2014, 12:12 PM #3Registered User
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Is it because he's too busy responding to misc email alerts of thrads with the word penis it then so he can respond?Originally Posted by whopperJr
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11-25-2014, 12:14 PM #4Registered User
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I don't get it.. is he trying to walk in sideways?
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11-25-2014, 12:14 PM #5Registered User
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Worst thread of the day, congrats op
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11-25-2014, 12:14 PM #6Registered Weapon
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ouch
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11-25-2014, 12:14 PM #7Registered User
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5 minutes? You're slackingOriginally Posted by proudmanlet
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11-25-2014, 12:14 PM #8Platinum Member
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Look, you're my best friend, so don't take this the wrong way but, in 20 years if you're still here postin' in hhhnnnggg threads, beggin' for mod reps, and braggin' about whales you harpooned from POF, I'll f'in kill ya. That's not a threat, that's a fact, I'll f'in kill ya. You got somethin' none of us have, and you don't owe it to yourself man, you owe it to me. Cuz tomorrow I'm gonna wake up and I'll be red, and I'll still be a socially awkward/FA. And that's all right.
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11-25-2014, 12:16 PM #9Banned
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No it's because he's 5 foot and they think he's a child so wont let him in.Originally Posted by SirHollywood
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11-25-2014, 12:16 PM #10
i'd spit on his knob and start polishing it
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11-25-2014, 12:17 PM #113X Faster
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strong titleOriginally Posted by PolishPhenom
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11-25-2014, 12:17 PM #12Registered User
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it's probably a gay bar
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11-25-2014, 12:17 PM #13Registered User
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why the long head?
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11-25-2014, 12:17 PM #14Registered User
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I would huehuehue to this....Originally Posted by DKPhenomenom
If I wasn't 5'4".
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11-25-2014, 12:17 PM #15Registered Weapon
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Originally Posted by litoris
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11-25-2014, 12:17 PM #16spanne meine Muskeln an
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proudmanlet is a talking arm
und erzeuge damit eine Mondfinsternis
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11-25-2014, 12:19 PM #17Bastet's Dream
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That's not an arm brahOriginally Posted by Sladez
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11-25-2014, 12:21 PM #18We're all brothers
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No, straight on. He couldn't walk across a football field sideways.Originally Posted by litoris
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11-25-2014, 12:23 PM #19*YOLO crew*
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It's probably a beta's bar.
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11-25-2014, 12:24 PM #20das it mane
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proudmanlet walks into a bar with an erection
the bar made of 1ft thick reinforced steel snaps in half due to the force of the erection*mid-20s and find the misc generally boring/immature now crew*
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11-25-2014, 12:25 PM #21Pregnancy Category X
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Why are you thinking about proudmanlet's dink I swear to god you're all such *******s
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11-25-2014, 12:27 PM #22Alpha As Fuking Fuk
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i heard he puts a fedora on his Penor and calls it Sr.manlet
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11-25-2014, 12:28 PM #23Registered User
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Proudmanlet walks into a bar..........
....... the bar was 6ft away.Currently Raising Money for; MS Society + Alzheimers UK
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11-25-2014, 12:30 PM #24Registered Horse
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Lold @ some of the replies ITT
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How did a feeling so strong..
..end up just feeling so wrong?
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11-25-2014, 12:35 PM #25Registered User
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I would like to dedicate this song to proudmanlet's dinkOriginally Posted by TheSpectre
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11-25-2014, 12:39 PM #26Registered Weapon
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y u no respond when I call u? http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=165241101Originally Posted by bigdogfarmhand
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