What is the greatest pain you had to endure? (Physical pain, no emos)

[dajungle]

charlie horse on my feet

[CanuckBrah]

Cut the tip of my finger off at work at a fancy restaurant. It felt exactly how you'd imagine it would feel, like a sharp-as-hell knife slicing through your skin. I was lucky I hit no nerves. But for the next month if I bumped it into anything, I would freeze and tense up with 9/10 pain. Not only the initial slicing and aftermath from bumping into stuff was bad, but when I got the fingernail pulled off in the emergency room, the dickhead doctor didn't tell me what was happening, I thought I was going to get a tetanus shot or something, and he proceeds to give me the biggest needle I've ever seen in my lift into the thin skin in front the knuckle and on the finger. Then he did it again with a second needle into the other side of that part of my finger. My finger was so filled up with liquid it was literally twice as big as before. It felt like my skin was going to explode. And the longer the needle was in, the worse the pressure was.

I haven't had many painful things happen to me so those three factors were probably the objectively worst pain I've been in. I'm lucky that I know how to take care of wounds, so I have no scars from it, which surprises me since I literally took the tip of my finger off.

[pierro6]

Broke both femurs when I smashed my motorbike head on into a car. Didn't pass out, lay on the ground and felt the ends of the bones grinding against each other as the muscles went into spasm. Tried to get up before I realised what had happened, that was a memorable feeling

[YolkedBrah]

Bacterial infection damn near ripped open my insides when I was 10. Had to go to the ER twice because I was in so much pain.

[BeefyMcNasty]

Opiate withdrawals.

[Jeffiance]

probably the first week of having braces. brb only eating through a straw

[Hexas]

My friend has chronic nerve damage in his back and he cant sleep at all. I can't even imagine my life like that.

[c0r0man]

LSD was tried on people who had cluster headaches and had like a 50% cure rate

Fun fact... I have tried LSD and haven't had any more cases... is this real tea?

[Libertvm]

3.5 hour ear surgery. AWAKE and LUCID

[OldBobScoo]

-Crushed my left middle finger at work using the carrot slicer at beginning of 12 hour shift
-Excruciating pain.
-Finished shift like a boss
-Finger swelled up to size of sausage
-Doc burned hole through my nail to let blood out
-Squirted blood like crazy, looked like a scene out of a cheesy 80s horror movie
-Pulled my entire nail out a few days later before work due to smell. BRB nasty dead smelling flesh.
-Nail now grows back thicker (wtf)

OR

-Got salmonella poisoning
-Extreme diarrhoea
-Every time I drank fluids, I had debilitating stomach cramps
-Extremely dehydrated 24/7
-Every time I stood up I would get vertigo
-Lost 10 lbs in two weeks
-Had to work long shifts at work
-Life was hell for two weeks
-Shouldve gone to hospital in retrospect
-Survived off of whole wheat goldfish
-Developed fear of cooking and eating chicken for a few years

OR

-Sitting through seasons of Americans Next Top Model with ex gf
-Das not it mane

[Kezzyukbrah]

Broken leg (completely through the skin). Blacked out due to the pain and woke up hours later. The part what made me black out was when the paramedics grabbed either end of my leg and pulled it to straighten it so they could put me on the stretcher. Bad times bro's

[Subzer0ZX]

I broke my tibia playing Rugby, my foot came out of the ankle joint and was flopping around.

I leant on a barbecue drunk one night for a good 2 or 3 seconds. Huge burn on my arm but didn't go to the hospital because I was under age.

Had a few box accidents that hurt like a bitch but I still feel that a bad case of stomach cramps from food poisoning is the worst. I almost wanted to die.

[InstantLoser]

Had a piece of Jack Links jerky get lodged in my intestine which clogged me up and couldn't use the bathroom properly for about 4 days. Couldn't sleep worth a damn because every position hurt like a mofo. Conversely when it finally passed, it was perhaps one of the greatest feels ever..

Also, breaking my left arm when I was a kid hurt pretty friggn' bad. Snapped both bones in my forearm from falling off some playground equipment in the 1st grade.

[Marronis]

Broke every bone in my elbow. Nerve damage and tendons and ligaments got fuked

[mystic0608]

Ran over by motorcycle at 5
Something in my eye once for a few hours felt like a fuking pinecone
Huge bee stung my right big toe

[CagedLion012]

broken collarbone from getting checked into the glass barrier during hockey fuuark

[RedSoxfan1978]

Had a tooth go bad. Broke a piece of it off. Exposed nerves. It hurt just to breathe. Literally.

Had a wisdom tooth pulled. Then ended up with dry socket. Pain was so bad I wanted to die. Three days and nights of absolute agony.

[giannamichaels]

for some reason i get like bubbles of gas trapped in me and it makes me want to die and i usually sit on the toilet for like three hours wishing i was dead it legit feels so painful

[dopamine72]

Opiate withdrawals.

This + benzo withdrawals at the same time.

Gotten my teeth knocked out... one knocked out the other shoved into my nasal cavity. Got them reinserted with stitches. Face/lips were swollen into a balloon for 2 weeks. Been through one very bad surgery that left me in severe pain. Nearly died in Costa Rica from parasites. Broken a few bones. Gotten stitches on the palm of my hands.

And all of that was a cake walk compared to opiate/benzo withdrawals.

[ImOnOne]

I was swimming in the Atlantic a few years back and got caught on something that felt like barb wire on my arm. Pulled my arm out of the water and it was fully wrapped in a giant jelly fish. As I was pulling it out of the water the tentacles catches my body and face. That was a day of test for me. I screamed like mufasa. Ha. No one helped, because they couldn't. Everyone just ran out of the water. The jelly fish was so big, I dragged it about 50 feet into the shore and the tentacles kept going. Never even saw the bell.

wow dude, how does your arm feel/look today? Any scars you hide? Damn dude props.

[PIMking13]

Gall bladder pain was up there but when I had my neck surgery was the worst.

The day after the grind on the vertebra, put a plate in the place and drill it in was the worst day of my life. My throat was sore from the breathing tube. I was taking to ******** every 2 hours and it wasn't touching the pain. Absolutely awful!

I know pain, I've had:

Broken finger (hockey puck from a slap shot)
Broken Wrist (ran into a wall chasing a pop fly)
Broken Foot (blocked shot in hockey) I even played a few games on it
Torn ACL, PCL, and meniscus in right knee (hockey)
torn Meniscus in left knee
8 stitches to forehead (I needed to learn how to fight)
5 stitches to lip (elbow)

needless to say the neck was the worst

[TyreekD]

Got jumped by 8-10 guys, I forgot. All I remember is they were kicking the **** out of me in my head.

[sredips]

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Infected wound. The infection spread to the inside of my sack and it had to be cleaned. Anaesthetic does not work on inflamed tissue.

Hell.

[Dhboy]

6 hour tattoo on my ribcage.

5 hours on my calf was bad aswell.

being hit in the head with a golf club hurt quite a bit.

[yeashescool]

Mine seems pretty minor compared to some of these but appendicitis. Felt like being stabbed in lower stomach

[ADHDave]

never had anything majorly bad happen to me

would have to be injections into roof of mouth

[_Muskelberg_]

this sh*t right here:

(nsfm)

http://i.imgur.com/XhgDQUt.jpg

[Balls2walls]

Countless of bad tackles in football/soccer that has taken a toll on my ankles and knees.

Fell down the stairs at the school, teacher saw it, got me in the car and drove me to the ER, luckily the the ankle wasn't broken, just badly sprained. Teacher said that he has never seen an ankle twist like that, he was sure it was broken.

Motocross, lost the back end in a rhythm section and face planted hard. Needed a new helmet, and new radiators after that.

And stepped on Lego.

[Rambo26]

tennis ball size inflamed cyst under my arm

[BigBalledBuddha]

probably the first week of having braces. brb only eating through a straw

lol what, this is the worst?
you lucky son