Guys trying to get your number while you're in the middle of driving down the road with music on. Does this ever actually work on anyone???? Have you ladies ever gone on a date with a guy who did this? lmao
Share your crazy pick up stories ladies and gentlemen, will be funny to hear. Either what someone did to get your attention, or what you did to them, etc.
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09-26-2014, 02:59 PM #1Kevin's Kitten
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How many of the females have this happen to them.
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09-26-2014, 03:00 PM #2
you're fat
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09-26-2014, 03:01 PM #3Registered User
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There are roads in the ocean?
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09-26-2014, 03:01 PM #4Registered User
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you're fat
Negged by mod after negging mod
Only talk to girls 5'7"+ crew
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Only shower when it rains crew
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09-26-2014, 03:02 PM #5common slav in tracksuit
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Originally Posted by SrsAF
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Some people cry and some people die by the wicked ways of love
But I'll just keep on rolling along with the grace of the Lord above
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09-26-2014, 03:02 PM #6Call me Brometheus
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fat is what you are
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09-26-2014, 03:02 PM #7Registered User
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09-26-2014, 03:02 PM #8
Plankton hates her.
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09-26-2014, 03:04 PM #9Misc's Biggest Cena Fan
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Looks like you are just looking to troll and get hated on by posting this here instead of the Female Misc.
Female users always complain about that board being slow, why dont you help solve that by posting discussions there?
Just my thoughts.EAT. SLEEP. BE JOHN CENA. REPEAT.
All the things that bring stress, pain, torment, etc. go in one ear and out the other.
Whenever I start to pity myself, feel down, or feel embarrassed, I have a voice in my head that says: "So what? Why should you give a f###?"
Brock Lesnar is the greatest wrestler of all time.
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09-26-2014, 03:05 PM #10Registered User
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lol, I used to spend my summers at the beach, and we'd be in the water swimming, and slowly, guys who were throwing frisbees or footballs in the near vicinity would move closer and closer, and then out of nowhere, the ball would end up right where we were lol...
So they'd swim up to retrieve it, or we'd throw it back, and they'd start up convos that way
Obvious/10 but it worked!7:1
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09-26-2014, 03:05 PM #11Hook 'em Horns
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09-26-2014, 03:06 PM #12Let's be friends :-)
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You're not even just fat, you're morbidly obese and your arteries are clogged
Call me Sally
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09-26-2014, 03:08 PM #13Lil Tuco
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Originally Posted by SrsAF
Originally Posted by nucleargnome
Originally Posted by Highwind7
Originally Posted by MiamiKid3
Originally Posted by Mognol
Originally Posted by Mcfreako
Originally Posted by devildogJMS
Negging all. Disrespectful and tasteless. Dead serious.
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09-26-2014, 03:08 PM #14Hook 'em Horns
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#fatacceptance #feminismOriginally Posted by Mcfreako
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09-26-2014, 03:08 PM #15u wot m1.68179283050743⁴
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OP I lost 25lb in 3 months srs.
u wot m1.68179283050742908606225095246644152⁴
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09-26-2014, 03:09 PM #16Kevin's Kitten
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Yeah, it is slow, but if you noticed I wanted to hear from both the males and the ladies on this. I wanted this thread to be a funny discussion on what each of us have had to do, or someone did to get our attentionOriginally Posted by SageKing
LMAOOriginally Posted by daisygirl713
That's hilarious
Cute
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09-26-2014, 03:10 PM #17Registered User
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Can someone aware me on why everyone calls her fat?
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09-26-2014, 03:10 PM #18Let's be friends :-)
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Originally Posted by Drips617
Ps: I was just giving medical advice
Call me Sally
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09-26-2014, 03:11 PM #19Lil Tuco
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because they're a pack of hyenas, teenage and young 20s filth, marked by self loathing and insecurities.Originally Posted by sundae26
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*Guns, whiskey, and lifted trucks crew*
*Wish Joe Biden fell down the stairs and broke his hip crew*
*Make voting ID required crew*
*Wish an earthquake would decimate California and Oregon crew*
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09-26-2014, 03:14 PM #20Veni Vidi Perdidi
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op being a red woman was not expected, left satisfied
Adam and Eve never existed, because America wasn't an empty continent.
thanks Obama
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09-26-2014, 03:14 PM #21Blasian Persuasion
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Misc has no chill ITT lmao
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09-26-2014, 03:15 PM #22
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09-26-2014, 03:16 PM #23Can I borrow a feeling?
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heheOriginally Posted by Mognol
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09-26-2014, 03:16 PM #24Registered User
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When do you get your suit of armor? on the 43rd year of being a virgin?Originally Posted by Drips617
Also, to answer why people call her fat. Look under her username, check her stats. Being fat is actually a good thing. We have ugly people and we have beautiful people, fortunately I;m a truck drvier with over 300 confirmed hugh watt mates.
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09-26-2014, 03:16 PM #25dead srs
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One time this guy held the door for me and I said NO THANK YOU I HAVE A BOYFRIEND
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09-26-2014, 03:17 PM #26Kevin's Kitten
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They don't realize I lost weight.Originally Posted by sundae26
I think everyone has issues. However, fighting fire with fire never works I've learned. They usually just want me to get upset, and reply to them. For whatever reason, that makes them happy.Originally Posted by Drips617
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09-26-2014, 03:18 PM #27do i even
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why are the sensuality gifs not posted in here yet lmao
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09-26-2014, 03:18 PM #28Registered User
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Some girl on my class, dropped her pencil intentional because she made it obvious and stick her butt close to my face. Was very magnificent and we talked ever sense.
I am here, I came back, I just want to get shredded to look good for my family. Amiright?
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09-26-2014, 03:19 PM #29Registered User
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nobody wants your number you fat bloated whale
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09-26-2014, 03:19 PM #30Kevin's Kitten
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LMFGDAO Omg if I would have seen that happen I would have laughed so hard.Originally Posted by CuzHeBrown
Did he crack up?
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