Tinder Thread Part VIII: The Revival.

[Kraster]

Strong tranny look

posted pussy playing shots too. hey I'm not complaining when someone throws some no effort lay my way

[CliveBixby]

the original black jesus line was good, but he now refined it and made black jesus v.2 which is more legit
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...4855621&page=1
http://pastebin.com/eMfnccQn

Well phuck, mirin. Don't know if I'm aesthetic enough to pull this one off haha.

[Kraster]

Well phuck, mirin. Don't know if I'm aesthetic enough to pull this one off haha.

***** you're more aesthetic than me. try it on some throwaway matches first if you want

[tikeshe]

Lemme guess, Location: UK.

Yeah bro. I don't count going to the pub as a proper date either. Else most would have done one.

[imasadknicksfan]

from what I noticed..you'll almost never get someone you swipe right on to match you the next day or day after. It's almost people you match within an hour or two..

[Defiled]

Been a while since I've been on the misc or on tinder, but starting them both back up now, two recent convos (uploading second one)

[Defiled]

[lakersfan360]

Anyone over 100 bangs? or think they are? (if you don't know your exact number)

From tinder only? Lols

Last day in NYC. Time to face the real world starting tomorrow. Hoping I end up in Germany cause heard the bases there are fun

[tikeshe]

From tinder only? Lols

Last day in NYC. Time to face the real world starting tomorrow. Hoping I end up in Germany cause heard the bases there are fun

Had a friend in German base. Used to go see Munich play lots.

Good luck bro.

[Irgendwer]

hilarious...just hilarious,

I had this elaborate profile with strategic choice of pictures and bio and had relatively mediocre success. I would never get matched with 10s ever.

Then I took all my pictures down and just put a single underwear selfie (winking and with my tongue out) with a horrible filter up and all of the sudden I have a bunch of 10s responding...

Oh, and my body isn't really impressive by the way. I'm not shredded.

[Sublimeraggamuf]

Someone aware me on tinder plus

[chaoserver]

hilarious...just hilarious,

I had this elaborate profile with strategic choice of pictures and bio and had relatively mediocre success. I would never get matched with 10s ever.

Then I took all my pictures down and just put a single underwear selfie (winking and with my tongue out) with a horrible filter up and all of the sudden I have a bunch of 10s responding...

Oh, and my body isn't really impressive by the way. I'm not shredded.

Kind of hard to believe, but I will say when I switched from a tame profile to one with a filtered modeling pic shirtless my matches and responses skyrocketed.

[Ravishing_Rick]

im pretty sure i just wasted months, time and smash opportunity because i was too lazy to take better/interesting pics
need to get a tripod, no selfies


will be restarting everything , tinder and okcupid
somehow still got 300 matches tho

[imasadknicksfan]

asked girl for her #.. she said "add me on snapchat, i made videos"

???

might be the only 22 year old without an IG/snapchat lol

im good with ********, twitter, and texting

[CliveBixby]

What now brahs. I can't tell if shes into me or just boring to speak to.

I understand some of this chit is cringe but shes a younger girl, self proclaimed shy apparently. By talking to her through Tinder and such I realise I have to be less direct and more playful with these type of girls.

[BronteBrah]

Well brah's I had an interesting smash on a Sunday night (of all nights) that I am still reeling from in terms of who they were. Matched with her 3 weeks ago and have been chatting on/off since, neither of us hadn't had chance to arrange anything until last night. I won't be posting pics of this one for one good reason.

I get to this plush place, recently refurbed in and out. Do a quick scope inside to make sure no 'unwelcome surprises' await once inside, then head back to main door to wait for her. I recognise her straight away from the pics, beaming with this smile and pecked me straight on the lips rather than on the cheek, I didn't mind but anyway went inside and grabbed some wine.

She was really easy to talk to, except for one thing - what she did in terms of work. Not that I really care too much (well one thing I would), but in the prev chats she would ask what I do, and then for her own work she would say 'I fill you in when we meet'. Anyway I brought it up after half an hour, and she then comes out with it after this 'warning' about 'I hope this doesn't throw you too much' ....

'I am a federal police officer'

I immediately laugh, thinking it's a joke. She wasn't laughing, and goes on to say it can be hard meeting people in her line of work etc. Later on she showed me a few things on her phone including the weapons used and drugs seized, and I say ...

'Well it looks like we are going to your place then instead of mine'

She laughs and says 'Looks like it, but i'm up early for a raid, so we can't be too long'

Still reeling from all this, catch a cab to hers, thinking 'wtf am I doing???'. Get there and place is cleaner even than mine, like it's a hotel or something but it wasn't. Things got a bit heated and went straight to the bedroom. I kept thinking like this was some sorta setup or something and being paranoid as fark, but just went with it. Maaaan she was a talker, going on about handcuffs etc, I said 'next time', I wanted to make sure I got out there lol. Didn't bother with a dinger either, felt pretty good

Cliffs
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* Met a chick who looked exactly like her pics
* Almost fell off my stool when she told me her job
* Recover later with a line about her place
* Slammed at hers, avoided handcuffs
* Deciding whether its a good idea for go for seconds

[brbacquiring]

hilarious...just hilarious,

I had this elaborate profile with strategic choice of pictures and bio and had relatively mediocre success. I would never get matched with 10s ever.

Then I took all my pictures down and just put a single underwear selfie (winking and with my tongue out) with a horrible filter up and all of the sudden I have a bunch of 10s responding...

Oh, and my body isn't really impressive by the way. I'm not shredded.

Interedasting

[tikeshe]

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What now brahs. I can't tell if shes into me or just boring to speak to.

I understand some of this chit is cringe but shes a younger girl, self proclaimed shy apparently. By talking to her through Tinder and such I realise I have to be less direct and more playful with these type of girls.

Lots of words, little progression.

Youre trying to be clever and witty. Dont
Get number quick, talk more there, meet up, show your personality.

Just tell her this

What's your snapchat? Have to make sure you're not a 50 year old man preying on young men

[BronteBrah]

most people haven't done classic dates in general. Up until recently I hadn't either. Just had girls come to my place. Only when I was in florida and actually wanted to go to the beach did I have a girl drive me there, get food, make out in the ocean, then go back to my hotel. Thats pretty much the closest thing to a real date I've had.

A couple times we've said we'd go out to eat and when I picked them up I said we could go to XYZ or keep it casual and grab takeout. Once they saw I was legit they've all opted for takeout which essentially is just a hookup with some food.

The number of girls that either bring you food or have food with is outstanding lol. Lately I have been eating beforehand always, and only eating a tiny bit or nothing, just drinking. Not too many iv'e seen lately even go for the menu for food.

[chaoserver]

The number of girls that either bring you food or have food with is outstanding lol. Lately I have been eating beforehand always, and only eating a tiny bit or nothing, just drinking. Not too many iv'e seen lately even go for the menu for food.

The injury has accounted for most the food sessions lol. Good way for them to feel nice/useful and get brownie points/break the ice.

And I think I've only grabbed takeout a couple of time. I've long since lost count of tinder meet ups, but only probably 10-15 percent have had food involved at all.

[tikeshe]

The number of girls that either bring you food or have food with is outstanding lol. Lately I have been eating beforehand always, and only eating a tiny bit or nothing, just drinking. Not too many iv'e seen lately even go for the menu for food.

I've had a few sandwiches free, one meal and pretty much a free drink if the date ever involves drinking (very low since I perform better with no alcohol in me).

[BronteBrah]

The injury has accounted for most the food sessions lol. Good way for them to feel nice/useful and get brownie points/break the ice.

And I think I've only grabbed takeout a couple of time. I've long since lost count of tinder meet ups, but only probably 10-15 percent have had food involved at all.

Aaahh yes 'kill 2 birds with one stone', make them feel at ease doing something they like etc. Ideally I want to be having dinner normally when out with a girl, but I either don't feel comfortable doing so, or from experience I've found the girls dont. For example this bish I am seeing soon, you can see already she wont eat much

I've had a few sandwiches free, one meal and pretty much a free drink if the date ever involves drinking (very low since I perform better with no alcohol in me).

I normally buy the first round, and more often than not, the girl buys the second. I've seen a couple girls who insist on paying for most meals/drinks, or at least going half. So you perform better without a couple drinks, with your chat game?

[tikeshe]

So you perform better without a couple drinks, with your chat game?

I've never really drank so my sober game is on point. If I want to say something I say it, if I want to kiss her I do it, etc.

I was talking more in the bedroom though.

[stormyaus]

Aaahh yes 'kill 2 birds with one stone', make them feel at ease doing something they like etc. Ideally I want to be having dinner normally when out with a girl, but I either don't feel comfortable doing so, or from experience I've found the girls dont. For example this bish I am seeing soon, you can see already she wont eat much



I normally buy the first round, and more often than not, the girl buys the second. I've seen a couple girls who insist on paying for most meals/drinks, or at least going half. So you perform better without a couple drinks, with your chat game?

Damn thats a good looking 35 year old.

[BronteBrah]

Damn thats a good looking 35 year old.

There have been several hot girls couple years older than me, even ones who say they are 35 then tell me 38/40 or older once we meet up. Btw am sure you will have fun in Sydney bro

[JonathanN173]

hilarious...just hilarious,

I had this elaborate profile with strategic choice of pictures and bio and had relatively mediocre success. I would never get matched with 10s ever.

Then I took all my pictures down and just put a single underwear selfie (winking and with my tongue out) with a horrible filter up and all of the sudden I have a bunch of 10s responding...

Oh, and my body isn't really impressive by the way. I'm not shredded.

Any chance for the pic
No homo i'm thinking about putting a shirtless selfie too and wanna see how your body is compare to mine (i'm bulking now and lost the little abs definition i had)

[JHCL1990]

Honestly brahs, Tinder is beyond garbage now. F*ckin barely any matches and even less responses.

[stormyaus]

Honestly brahs, Tinder is beyond garbage now. F*ckin barely any matches and even less responses.

Do you reckon it's part of their strategy in the months towards monetisation of the service or just less people using it?

[BronteBrah]

Honestly brahs, Tinder is beyond garbage now. F*ckin barely any matches and even less responses.

[Sublimeraggamuf]

What pics are you using?